I got this idea when I remembered the fighting game I was playing years back in PS1, Ehrgeiz: God bless the ring by Squaresoft (now know as Square-enix) where Cloud and Tifa are the only FFVII characters available, you need to unlock Yuffie, Vincent, Sephiroth and Zack. There was a beach race mini game included in the there where I would always use Sephiroth and purposely trip him on the obstacles to make him look bad and uncool (How evil is that? Mwahaha). Anyway, here is how I imagined the beach race happening.

I don't own FFVII or Ehrgeiz.

Ahhh... The beach. It was a totally perfect day for it. The heroes (and anti-hero), are all gathered together, doing their warm ups and stretching to get ready for their biggest challenge of the day.

"I'm going to tear you apart." Yuffie threatened menacingly at Zack, who just cackled while he did his squats. Cloud and Sephiroth glared at each other while the latter was doing jumping jacks, a rather uncharacteristic activity for the general, it was so awkward that everyone pretended not to notice his strange warm up session, except for Zack of course, simply because he is Zack.

"I could never do jumping jacks and still look majestic as fuck." He said as he picked his nose.

Meanwhile, Tifa and Vincent are just being civil at each other, nodding their heads on each other's direction.

"Let's have a friendly fight." Tifa held up her hand while Vincent hesitantly shook it.

Let the games begin.

Tifa VS Vincent

Tifa positioned herself at the starting line along with Vincent, who was standing there with his arms crossed in front of him, his torn cape flowing majestically even if there was no wind.

"I wonder if he has an invisible fan in front of him or something." Zack said as he munch on some peanuts beside a bored looking Sephiroth, everyone were seated at the side of the track to watch.

Their challenge was simple, first to go to the finish line will be the winner. Simple as that. Tifa stretched one last time before doing a running stance, while Vincent just stood still.

When the whistle was blown, Tifa was first to sprint forward with Vincent running behind her, he looked really weird when he ran, his arms are flat in either side of him with his upper body bending forward, it made the spectators stare at him with perflexed looks on their faces.

Vincent was focused on the path straight ahead, then he decided to look at his left to check on Tifa.

Big mistake

His eyes widened in an alarming rate behind his bangs and red scarf, when he saw Tifa's chest bouncing away while she ran gracefully, he lost his focus that he didn't see the rock below, he tripped and he fell over, hot sand entering his mouth and eyes. He used all his will power to prevent himself from screaming from the pain of it all and humiliating himself. Tifa on the other hand couldn't help but look over her shoulder when she saw on the corner of her eye that Vincent fell, after all, he was the last person to fall over like that. Wrong move for her, she tripped on her own feet which made her fall over as well, her ankle twisted and it hurt pretty badly.

"No! Nooooo!" She yelled while she reached her hand forward towards the finish line, her vision already blurring.

"Tifa!" Cloud yelled and suddenly, he dove forward towards her, his face landing on her buttocks. "Don't do it! You'll hurt yourself more!" He yelled again as he gripped her hips, his face sideways on her behind, and he was enjoying it. Tifa used her strength to move forward using her arms, dragging Cloud along with her who continued to yell 'Don't do it!' As she went along. Yuffie on the other hand was standing beside the fallen Vincent, yelling and screaming insults and encouragements.

"What are you doing?! This is soooo not you! Do you know how ridiculous you look right now?!"

"I do know, thank you very much." The fallen gunslinger responded in his usual monotone.

"Then what are you still doing down there?! Stand up!" She exclaimed while she jumped up and down causing more scorching sand to enter Vincent's eyes. His will power had failed him for he screamed in complete agony from it all.

Zack was now standing up, his hands in his hips while he nodded his head in approval, clearly enjoying the show. Sephiroth on the other hand had been face palming all throughout.

Such a pathetic sight, no wonder mother wanted to destroy the planet. He thought with a sigh.

Tifa continued her journey to the end of the tunnel(she was already hallucinating) while she still dragged Cloud along, and after a while, she passed out from the pressure, suffocation and pain of her ankle, an arm outstretched towards the finish line.

Vincent stared ahead, like Tifa, he was still lying on his stomach, trying to blink away all the sand, the white part of his eyes were already as red as his eye color. And being a half Vampire, he could only take so much sunlight and passed out not long after Tifa. Yuffie knelt down beside him with her face looking up in the heavens as she voiced her anguish over her fallen comrade.

Zack whistled using his fingers then clapped his hands enthusiastically while he cheered, Sephiroth on the other hand stared at them in disappointment.

I've never seen a more disgusting display in my entire special existence...

Tifa VS Vincent.

DRAW

A/N: lol. Yuffie and Zack are on the next chapter. Thanks for reading. :p