Ed, Edd, n' Eddy and the jawbreaker incident, an ed, edd n eddy fanfic

"Good morning Edd boy!" exclaimed Rolf. "You are going to miss something spectacular!"

Edd grudgingly opened his eyes. "Gee Rolf. What'd you smoke?"

"Rolf did not smoked, Rolf breathed something!" said Rolf, waiting for a reaction. "Oh, I kid you Eddward. Just follow Rolf!"

"Call me Edd. I tell you that all the time! Now whats it your trying to show me?"

"Remember when Ed said he would fit two jawbreakers in his mouth?" questioned Rolf.

"He fit two in his mouth?" said a dumbfounded Edd.

"No! Three!" cried Rolf.

Edd jumped up and ran outside to the cul-de-sac with Rolf. And Rolf was not kidding. Their was Ed, three jawbreakers in his mouth. Ed looked triumphant.

Just then Eddy returned. He had left to go get a camera to record this 'historical' moment.

Rolf said "Quickly! He looks ready to burst!"

"Oh yeah, yeah. I'm hurrying!" called Eddy

Just before he clicked the button he said "Cheese." and Ed, being the person he is, followed Eddys request.

"Mmph!" Ed tried to say, but the jawbreakers shot out of his mouth like a bullet. Like slow mo, Eddy took the picture, was hit by a jawbreaker, and went down. Edd dived, and Rolf ducked. One jawbreaker tore through a fence, and the last hit the stop sign. And something amazing happened, more exciting than three breakers in one mouth.

"He broke the jawbreaker!" exclaimed Edd

"Yeah I did!" called Edd, pointing to the bent sign. "Look!"

And there it was. A hard as steel jawbreaker, split perfectly halfway.

"Take a picture of that!" said Edd

Eddy lifted the camera and pressed the button, but it came apart. The jawbreaker that hit Eddy wrecked the camera.

"Oh man." said Eddy. "I stole that from Plank! I was gonna put it back."

"Plank owns a camera?" said Edd. "He's just a piece of wood."

"Well don't tell Jimmy that!" said Eddy.

cover image by SavageBolt95