Kakashi was always an incredibly charming man. He could charm his way out of any situation. His ninken in particular fell victim to his charms moreso than anybody else. For years they followed his orders no matter how small, how tedious. Until one day Kakashi summoned Pakkun.
"I need you to deliver those documents to the Hokage," Kakashi said peering out from a mountain of bubbles in his bath.
"Why can't you do it? You don't look busy," Pakkun said indignantly.
"I was hurt on a mission last month and the doctor said I needed to relax my muscles so I'm relaxing them," Kakashi whined.
"That was a month ago you've been on several missions since. I'm not your service dog!" Pakkun barked.
"Just get the Hokage those documents! I'm not asking for much. They're on the counter in the kitchen," Kakashi said.
"You know what? I've had enough of this," Pakkun said.
"Alright, alright. You can do it later. Its not that urgent," Kakashi said.
Pakkun growled, "Later!? How about I refresh your memory here. Remember when you signed a contract with the ninken? You remember that contract don't you?"
"Sure," he lied.
"Then, I'm sure you remember that we choose the punishment for those who we find to utilize our services in ways we see unfit," Pakkun said.
Kakashi gulped. He did not remember. And he certainly hadn't thought he was mistreating his ninken, after all, they messed with each other but it was always light-hearted and jovial.
"I, uh, guess I don't remember that part," he said.
"I figured. I'm sure you didn't even read the contract. Well, I think its time we put the contract back on the table. I'm going to go with the others and help decide your form of punishment. You won't know when or where it will happen, but I promise you it won't be fun!" And with that Pakkun disappeared out of his bathroom in a puff of smoke.
"What have I gotten myself into?" Kakashi ground, sinking further into his bubble bath.
AN: This started as a warm up story because I do plan on continuing other stories I have, particularly my other kakasaku story I haven't updated in months. But now I guess its a story story. I'll keep it quick and light!