Well this is a fanfic based on what my friends and I did on one of my friends 16th b-day. Everything written below actually happened. So now I just made it into a fanfic staring: Temari as me, Hinata as the Bi girl, and Sakura as the b-day girl who keeps calling everyone buttholes. Oh and idk I guess Lee as my bf. (now ex-bf , thank kami)
"What the hell is taking him so long?" Temari yelled
"I can't believe he walked them home!" Sakura said
"I can't believe you of all people let him take them home." Hinata muttered
"I didn't want to make a scene on your 16th birthday Sakura. Damn him, when he gets back I'm going to fucken cuss the bitch out. " Temari muttered obviously pissed.
"That's it I'm calling him. Hey butthole, where the hell are you? Yeah, well you'd better get your ass over here, your lovers pissed! Wait….Your wear! Oh my fucking god get your ass back here now!"Sakura screamed into the phone
"Oh my fucken god I'm going to kill him." Temari said to Hinata
"How long has he been gone? " Hinata asked
"I don't know…about 30 mins know.." Temari answered
"Oh my god it does not take that long to walk 2 blocks, well actually its less than that! And guess what? He's at her house- in her house!" Sakura bitched
"Hmp, well I know the best way to piss him off even more. Hinata sit down on the couch now! " Temari bitched
"What, why?" Hinata asked confused
"Now!" Temari continued
"Okay…." Hinata agreed
Then she sat down on top of her like she was about to make out with her.
"Hehe, when he walks in on me all up on you, he'll be so pissed that I got so lonely I got on a girl. " Temari snickered
"Oh my god, what if my mama walks in and sees this?" Sakura whined
"Then my ass will be on the floor and well I'm clam'en Hinata was making out with a ghost, now call dumbass and tell him I'm going all lesbian over here. " Temari said
"Okay, okay I'm going to call him again." Sakura said
"Hey butthole, your girlfriend is getten-Oh My Fucking God- did u 2 just-OMG- oh my god get over here now! She's getten lesbian over here-Oh my god-on my couch! "Sakura yelled into the phone
"Nice acting." Hinata said
"Thanks." Sakura said
"Now go watch for him." Temari ordered
"Umm….this looks so wrong." Sakura muttered
"That's the point; now wrap your arms around my bra strap like you're going to undo it." Temari commanded
She laid a kiss on her cheek.
"Oh my god did u just?" Sakura asked stunned
"Well I might as well get some fun out of this." Temari muttered
She kept kissing her cheeks.
"Y don't u kiss her on her lips when he comes in?" Sakura asked
"I don't know… want to Hinata?" Temari asked
"Uh…..no, id rather my first kiss be with some I LOVE." Hinata muttered shyly
"Well u do love her, u said it before, after all u are bi." Sakura stated
"Yeah but she doesn't LOVE me like that, only that bff hug and fondle way." Temari muttered
"That makes no sense…." Sakura said
"So? Uuh oh my god where is that gayass?" Temari bitched
"I'll check." Sakura said
Hinata kissed her chest were he cleaved was exposed.
"What the hell? Why'd u do that?" Temari asked, kinda surprised
"I don't know, I felt like it." Hinata said
Temari laughed and kissed her cheek.
"Oh my god, here he comes!" Sakura whispered
"Get ready, start unhook'en my bra!" Temari whispered.
The door opened. Then Temari felt a hand grab her on her waist gently yet so fiercely, pull her off Hinata.
"What the hell?" Lee freaked out.
"I told u to hurry the hell up, so what's what u get for going to that girls house!" Temari bitched some more.
"I-i I'm sorry but – didn't do anything!" Lee stammered
"Oh I know that, but anyways, I'm not made for what u didn't do but for what u did do." Temari's little conceded self said
AFTER ABOUT 1 HR OF CUSSING HIM OUT…..
"Okay before you're forgiven, get on your feet and beg for forgiveness!" Temari ordered him
Lee did what he was told.
LATER AFTER HE HAD LEFT….
"Well that was fun." Temari muttered lazily as she plopped down on the couch.
"Yeah I love seeing him get cussed out!" Sakura said
"No, I'm taken bout the lesbian-ness, it was fun" Temari continued
She stared at the clock.
"Well we have about 15 mins before _'s stepdad picks us up so…..THE PERSON WHO WAS WATCHING THE LESBIANESS IN ACTION TURNS ON THE TV!" Temari screamed
Everyone stares at Sakura.
"…you're all buttholes." Sakura said
"Thank you!" Temari and Hinata said with a cheap smile on their faces.
Damn after reading this over, me and my friends are evil to my ex.
And by the way, she unhooked my bra halfway now that I think about more…
I need to talk to that girl….seriously….I have some odd friends….