Don't worry, it's not like it's Tezuka's birthday or anything, his birthday was like 2 months ago. I just felt like writing this. :P
Anyways, enjoy!
Everyone handed Tezuka something for his birthday. Each time someone gave him something, they said, "Happy birthday Tezuka/buchou!"
Tezuka took everything he had received into account. 'A card from Echizen and Oishi, 2 pages of my data from Inui, a homemade hamburger from Momoshiro, a green/blue bandanna from Kaidoh, a board game from Kawamura, a tennis ball-shaped pillow from Kikumaru, and a book from Ryuuzaki-sensei,' noted Tezuka. 'For some strange reason, it feels like there's something missing...'
"Ne, minna," said Oishi. "Has anyone seen Fuji today?"
BING! A lightbulb appeared on Tezuka's head. 'Ah! That's it! I didn't receive a gift from Fuji!' thought Tezuka. He silently thanked Oishi.
"Fuji-senpai? Now that you mentioned it, I haven't..." replied Momoshiro.
"That's strange, Fuji would never miss Tezuka's birthday," said Kawamura.
"Ah," said Coach Ryuuzaki. "Fuji said that he would be late. He said that he was getting Tezuka's birthday present."
"Eh!? But isn't it a bit late to be buying Tezuka a birthday present?" asked Kikumaru. "That's unlike Fuji..."
"Che, mada mada dane," said Echizen.
Inui adjusted his glasses, making them glint. "There's a 92% chance that Fuji will be arriving within the next 7 seconds."
7 seconds later, Fuji walked in. He was holding something big underneath a black blanket, along with all of his tennis things.
"Aaahhh Fujiko!" exclaimed Kikumaru. "Where were you, nya? And what's that black thing? Is there something undernreath it?"
"Shhh, Eiji," said Fuji calmly. "It's Tezuka's birthday present."
"Tezuka's birthday present!?" yelled Momoshiro.
"Urusai, you baka peach," said Kaidoh.
"Are you picking a fight!?"
"Fsssshhhhhhh..."
"Kaidoh, Momoshiro, calm down!" said Oishi.
"Hai..."
"So, Fuji, what's under that black blanket of yours?" asked Coach Ryuuzaki.
"Ah, that's for Tezuka to find out. Here Tezuka, why don't you open it?"
Tezuka nodded and pulled off the black blanket. It was a cage. And inside of the cage was...
"Is that... what I think it is...?" asked Kikumaru.
"There's an 81% chance that you're correct," said Inui.
"It's a..."
"Chicken," stated Fuji proudly. "I was thinking of naming it something like Mizuki, but I decided to let you name it. It's your gift after all, Tezuka."
"..." Tezuka's glasses were blank.
"If you don't want it, it's fine, but I'd suggest keeping it, since you're not going to give it to me if you don't like it. Chickens are annoying."
"...Fuji, 30 laps around the courts."
Bleh, I don't like this one so much. I might remove it, but let's see what happens. Oh yeah, this fic is a reference to a voice message from Fuji I saw on YouTube a while ago. The video is called "Fuji Syuusuke Voice Message 2 (with eng subs)" for those of you who would want to watch it. I found it quite... ah... interesting. :P Anyways, I hope you liked it!