10 ways to kill a Canadian.
Hello everyone! N21 Officer Darkness here with my first story, and this one is from the amazing awesomeness that is Hetalia
First, I would like to say that I DO NOT HATE CAN-NII at all, he is my favorite besides Britain. But when I like a character, death scenarios come to me in my head for no reason. So I'm very sorry.
Now, I'll say that Canada and the other characters of APH do not belong to me. All credit to their creator, and such. Now, to the story.
Alright, this is how it works, I'll put the way to kill Canada, and then write a short paragraph.
1: Poison his maple syrup.
Anyone who had ever interacted with the Canadian personification of his country knew that Canada loved maple syrup. On everything. His coffee, his ice cream (another favorite), his pancakes (his favorite food in the world), and such. And so, due to a slight hatred toward his little brother, America hatched a plan. 'He won't even see it coming, and I'll be able to conquer his country. Then my place will be the biggest in the world, and no one could beat me!' And so, America invited his brother over. "It was nice of you to invite Kuma and I over, mon grand frère, though it WAS quite sudden. N-Not that I'm complaining or anything!" The quiet voice of the country snapped him out of his battle plan, and he forced a smile. "No problem, Canadia! You ARE my brother, I love hanging with you!" And he passed Matthew his coffee, after pouring maple syrup into it. However, what the younger nation DIDN'T know was what ELSE was in the syrup.
"Oh, thank you, I'm glad!" However, Kumajiro, having smelled the cyanide in his owner's cup, knocked it out of the Canadian's hands and to the ground. "K-Kuma! That was horrible to do!" His eyes darted to Alfred, who faked another grin. "I'm sure it was an accident, but uh, can you step out a moment, Mattie?" The boy smiled, and nodded. "I'll get a towel to clean it up, kay?"
Once Matthew had left the room, America picked up the poor bear and tossed him outside. "Stay here, I need him gone and YOU'RE in the way." He then shut the door, locking the cub out. He prepared another cup of maple cyanide coffee, and gave it to Canada.
Canada gasped after drinking it, before collapsing into a seizure. Within a few moments, his body went still and his pulse stopped.
Cyanide poisoning:
Cyanide poisoning is a form of histotoxic hypoxia because the cells of an organism are unable to use oxygen, primarily through the inhibition of cytochrome c oxidase. Acute hydrogen cyanide poisoning can result from inhalation of fumes from burning polymer products that use nitriles in their production, such as wool, silk, polyurethane, or vinyl.[1] If cyanide is inhaled it causes a coma with seizures, apnea, and cardiac arrest, with death following in a matter of minutes. At lower doses, loss of consciousness may be preceded by general weakness, giddiness, headaches,vertigo, confusion, and perceived difficulty in breathing. At the first stages of unconsciousness, breathing is often sufficient or even rapid, although the state of the victim progresses towards a deep coma, sometimes accompanied by pulmonary edema, and finally cardiac arrest. A cherry red skin color may be present as the result of increased venous hemoglobin oxygen saturation. Cyanide does not directly cause cyanosis. A fatal dose for humans can be as low as 1.5 mg/kg body weight.[2]
Well, that was the FIRST way to kill poor Canada…