A/N: I know loads of people do christmas ones where they stay together but this will be different. I promise. Italics: Sonny's Thoughts/Chad's Thoughts Bold: Chads conscience.

Disclaimer: Nope, If I did there would be an xmas episode!

Chapter 1:Happy Holidays

SPOV

Wow. Christmas is here already. Seems like yesterday I was screaming "HAPPY NEW YEAR" back in Wisconsin earlier this year. I wonder what my first Hollywood christmas is gonna be like!

"Lots of Snow, me, presents, me, shopping, me and thats basically christmas around here Sonny." Tawni said looking at me.

"Did I say that out loud?" I whispered to Nico. "Yup" Grady said popping the P.

"Dude how did you hear that?" questioned Nico. "Your my best friend, I can read your mind!" Grady replied. "Point taken." Nico shrugged

We were all sitting in the Prop House, talking about who's place we were gonna stay at during the holidays. Our parents had decided to get to know each-other better and are going away to Paris together for christmas, leaving us behind. The only place we are not allowed to stay is Tawni's house, her mom says that she doesn't want to come home to a rodeo or have cheese everywhere. Obviously meaning she doesn't want me and Grady there.

"So Grady, what about your house?" I thought to see if Grady would be able to read my mind which I doubt.

"Well Sonny, my house is a possibility but my little sister will be bugging us like every 5 minutes." sighed Grady. OMG he did read my mind!

"What are you talking about G? Sonny didn't say anything!" Nico said with a very clear look of confusion on his face. "Well like I said before Nico, your my best friend so I can read your mind. Sonny's my next best friend so I can read hers too." Sometimes I wondered how Grady's mind works, now I know.

"Nico?" I questioned. "Maybe, but my house is smaller than your apartment Sonny!"

"Zora?" I called out.
"Probably not, my house has more vents than this studio altogether. You guys would never see me." Zora's voice came from somewhere.

"We never see you anyway!" Tawni stated.
"Whatever Tawni." muttered Zora. how did we still hear that?

"So that leaves you Sonny." Nico asked hopefully, not wanting to stay at Zora or Grady's house as he'd been to Grady's so many times and he was too scared to go to Zora's.

I sighed "I guess, wait a minute, what if we stayed at the studio?" Zora came out and everyone cheered except Tawni who was looking in her mirror. We all stared at her and she realized we were staring, she looked up from her mirror and cheered silently. After 5 seconds of just staring at each-other we all burst out laughing for no reason.

"RANDOMS!" We suddenly stopped laughing. I knew that voice anywhere, Chad was mad at us for some reason.

He stormed in trying to make a dramatic entrance but tripped over a chair, which caused us to burst out laughing again. While laughing I realised what he must of been mad about. He had green hair. I stopped laughing for a few seconds and asked him "what happened to your hair?" everyone stopped laughing and stared at him. After a while he looked like he was about to say something but we burst out laughing again.

"WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS!" He yelled. I see he has loads of christmas spirit *note sarcasm*

I was about to say that none of us did it, then Zora bit her bottom lip and lifted her hand, obviously trying to hold back laughter. We just laughed harder at that, what can I say? We're on So Random! we like laughter.

"Well it IS christmas time and green IS a christmas colour Chip, so I think you should stay like that during the holidays!" Nico finnaly stopped laughing and said.

"SOMEONE FIX THIS!" Chad screamed. God I think I'm going deaf, does he have to scream so much. It's only that hairspray that dyes your hair till you wash it out. Yeesh. I only know that because I saw Zora go over to their set with a green one 2 days ago. It all makes sense now.

"You might have to shave your hair off Chad." Laughed Tawni.

"NO!" Again with the screaming. "Zoey" He pointed at Zora, at least he didn't scream. "Fix this" he hissed.

"Not until you learn my name, Pooper." Zora shot back and skipped over to her sarcophagus. Go Zora!

Tawni suddenly ran out the room, well as fast as she could run in her heels, wonder why. While I was wondering I heard Nico say "Don't look at us, I don't have hair and Grady rarely washes his!" Then I realized why Tawni left, she didn't want to get stuck with helping Chad with his hair. Chad suddenly turned to me. "No, please no." I muttered under my breath.

He walked over to me and dragged me out the Prop House towards his dressing room. Mumbling a few things like "Stupid Zoey." or "my precious hair." I almost gagged when I heard that one.

When we arrived he pushed me in and slammed the door behind him.

"So I see you've got alot of christmas spirit then." I joked sarcastically. "Sonny, shut up and fix this." he pointed to his hair. "I'm not in the mood for pranks today."

"Your not in the mood for pranks any day Chad." I pointed out, he just glared at me.

CPOV

I was fuming! Not exactly at Sonny, I mean this wasn't her fault, it was Zoey's. But after I told her I wasn't in the mood for pranks, I felt all my problems about this christmas coming up to my mouth, aching to get out. She said something but I just focused on her mouth. I don't know why, my eyes just seemed to focus there and refuse to move. I thought she realised so I just glared at her.

"What?" She looked confused. I don't think she noticed me staring at her mouth. Maybe I just glared at her for no reason.

Change the subject...come on Chad...change it anytime now.

"My parents have gone off to Spain for the holidays, my sister changed the lock for the house and told me I can't stay at home for the holidays. None of my friends will let me stay with them, apparantly getting back at me for all the times I didn't help them, selfish famous people. And to top it all off Zoey changes my hair green, GREEN FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!"

That wasn't the subject change I was hoping for Chad.

Your lucky I changed the subject at all!

Shut up and this time actually listen to Sonny.

Alright, alright, jeez. Who would of thought the mini-me inside my head is so bossy?

It's called a conscience Chad, and everyone knows that a conscience needs to be bossy.

Will you keep it down?! I'm waiting for her to say something.

God, some actors are so self-centered. Like you.

"Her names Zora, not Zoey."

"What are you on about now Conscience?"

Huh? I didn't say anything.

Crap! Now she's gonna think I'm crazy.

That's because you are Chad, I mean who actually has a conversation with their conscience.

"SHUT UP CONSCIENCE!"

"I didn't say anything, and also you've called me conscience twice now."

Way to go Chad.

I mean it! I already look dumb enough, stop talking so I can clear this up.

"Sorry I'm having a conversation with my conscience so when you were talking I thought you were my conscience."

Oh yeah, no crazy person would ever say that.

"Huh?"

See!

"Anyway, about your hair. Just wash it out, simple as that. Can I please go now?" Sonny rushed to the door.

No Chad, don't let her leave! Think about it, you, her, dressing room, alone, hopefully no interuptions.

WHAT! Oh my god, my conscience is a perv! I don't like her anyway.

You know what? Selena was right! You are terrible at playing yourself.

I don't follow.

Ugh. Just don't let her go, I'll explain later!

Fine.

Chad, I'm your conscience, not Sonny.

Right. One problem.

WHAT!

She's gone.

Oh, we've really got to learn to have shorter converstions.

YA THINK!

SPOV

Well that was, um, weird. Chad called me conscience twice, then said he was talkng to his conscience. God, that boy needs help.

Wait a minute. I just remembered he said he didn't have anywhere to stay this christmas. Maybe... No my cast would kill me. Well I guess I could ask them.

Wow not so hard figuring out what she's gonna ask them is it?

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