Ninjouzata: I do not own Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, but I do own my oc armies my village and any jutsu, techniques,stances for kenjutsu and taijutsu, excetera excetera excetera,.
Also I will start using words other than English and Japanese(French, Latin, Irish, German, ex.) in such I will give a translation for it immediately after wards, like this "Au revoir ami(Goodbye friend)." This story revolves around a notebook that one day fell from the sky around where Naruto happened to be, the notebook had directions on it, the largest print on the notebook simply read 'Death Note'.
Naruto had been waiting for his team, the other three members were late, for what felt like hours, he could understand Kakashi, but Sakura and Sasuke? A few hours later and a black notebook fell from the sky and hit Naruto, who made five shadow clones to protect himself if it was an enemy, he breathed a sigh of relief as he picked the notebook up and read the title.
"Death Note?" Naruto said as he picked it up and laughed slightly. "I'm supposed to be the dumbest person in the world, even I know that this is childish." Naruto said to himself before thinking. "I suppose that it wouldn't hurt to try it." no sooner had Naruto said this that Kakashi, who looked worse for wear, and Sasuke, equally worse for wear, appeared.
"Naruto, help us, Sakura was kidnapped and the man who kidnapped her is stronger than we thought, we could use some help." Kakashi said in his regular bored tone, Naruto shook his head before pocketing the Death note and taking off with the two.
Upon arriving the man who kidnapped Sakura was about to rape her, after shouting his name to the heavens he attacked Sasuke and Kakashi.
"Well I guess it wouldn't hurt." Naruto said to himself before taking a pen out and writing the man's name down, Naruto then began fighting again, and forty seconds later the man just collapsed as he clutched his heart, as if he was having a heart attack.'Holy shit, this thing really works!' Naruto thought to himself .
Sasuke and Kakashi untied Sakura, who was bound so tightly that the robes that tied her had cut into her wrists slightly, Sasuke looked pissed that someone had even dared do something that humiliating to anyone, Kakashi just looked bored, Naruto was still in shock that he had killed someone
'Maybe it was a coincidence, yeah that's it, just a coincidence.' Naruto thought to himself over and over again, but finally came to the realization that it wasn't, anyone who could fight both Sasuke and Kakashi at the same time wouldn't die from a heart attack that simple.
In the Shinigami world
"Well I'm heading out.," a Shinigami with red eyes said as he stood up.
"Where are you going Ryuk?" another Shinigami said as he rolled another skull onto a table.
"I dropped my Death Note somewhere."
"Don;t you carry another one behind the old man's back?"
"Nope the old man confiscated it from me, anyway I have to go get it."
"Where did ya drop it Ryuk-teme?"
"In the human world, Light." Ryuk said and Light got a disgruntled look on his face.
"I have told you before to call me by my Shinigami name, Kenshi." Light said and Ryuk just shrugged his shoulders. "I bet you dropped it like the time you dropped it and I found it." Light added before turning away and watching the sky.
"And if I did?"
"Just go, I don't really care." Light said and Ryuk just shrugged again before leaving.
In the Human world
Naruto slunk onto his couch and pulled out the Death Note again, written inside was fifteen names, fourteen of which were villagers that tried to kill him, he didn't really care, and when he heard something appear behind him he readied his pen yet again.
"So your the human that picked up my Death Note, glad to meet ya, my name is Ryuk, you surprised to see me?" Ryuk asked with an evil smile, rows of teeth glistening in his mouth, Naruto looked shocked for less that a moment before gathering his wits.
"No not really, so your a Shinigami, so what are you here for? You going to kill me and take your Death Note back?" Naruto asked, fully prepared to die.
"No, once a Death Note is dropped into the Human world it belongs to the Human world, basically I'm here to watch you, and hell if I like you enough I might train you to become a Shinigam.. WHAT IN THE HELL!" Ryuk shouted when he felt an immense energy in the room.
"What?" Naruto asked, unknowing that Kyuubi was leaking her chakra out so that Ryuk could feel it.
"It seems you have the top Shinigami beast sealed inside of you, ya know what with just that I like ya, so ya know what I will train you in some Shinigami things, be warned though, now that you have used the Death Note you will go to neither Heaven or Hell." Ryuk said before pulling a small scroll out of a pocket."In here is a Shinigami's favorite weapon, a scythe, I don't like it much, I prefer to use my Death Note to kill humans, but in the event a human soul is too vile for a Shinigami's liking he or she will go and kill the human wit ha scythe that matches the user's personality, mine takes on a three bladed style, there is also a human-Shinigami hybrid who has mastered a ritual that kills his enemy by inflicting damage to himself, the lucky bastard also found a way to become immortal so he can only die from an attack that completely obliterates his body, his name is Hidan, so if we meet him you will know he can kill you with ease." Ryuk said, catching his breath as he unsealed the scythe, which had three blades with what looked like a dolphin skull covering the top of the scythe.
"So how do I get a scythe?"
"Like this." Ryuk said before throwing the scythe to Naruto, who caught it, the scythe immediately glowed and started changing, upon finishing the change the dolphin like skull was replaced with a fox skull, the scythe had a single blade on it, and had turned a bloody red color. "Damn kid, your scythe looks deadly, so what ya gonna name it?"
"Kyuubi." Naruto simply said before placing the scythe on his back, where cords immediately formed a holster for it.
"So your naming it after the Shinigami within you, not very original are ya kid?"
"That is of no concern to you Ryuk, so what does a Shinigami like to eat anyway?" Naruto asked, truly curious about Ryuk's hunger.
"I love apples, if I don't have apples for three days something freaky happens, its like someone who drinks Sake and stops drinking it for a long time, a withdrawal of sorts, and it is NOT pretty to watch, now go to bed, I will instruct you what I know about the Death Note tomorrow" Ryuk said before Naruto climbed into his bed and muttered a good night "Night kid, tomorrow is gonna be hell for you, if not by me then by Kyuubi, if she is willing to help you become a Shinigami in training." Ryuk then floated around Konoha until morning.
The next morning Naruto learned the meaning of training, first Ryuk had drilled him on the basics of how to fight with a scythe, which took about three or four hours for the first lesson, after that he gave Naruto a history lesson on Shinigami, which lasted about five hours, covering all of the Shinigami facts, and finally the worst part was Ryuk was about to do something to help Naruto that involved Kyuubi.
"Je laisser vous, trespas renard(I release you, Death Fox)." Ryuk said in a language Naruto didn't understand, a bright red light appeared over Naruto's stomach and an astral image of a small nine tailed fox appeared.
"Ryuk? Este quel vous(Ryuk? Is that you)?" Kyuubi asked, glad to be out of the boy's stomach, if only momentarily.
"Kyuubi-san, I learned Japanese, you don't have to use French anymore." Ryuk said and Kyuubi looked stunned for a moment.
"So why are you here then?"
"I dropped my Death Note and Naruto here picked it up." Ryuk siad and Kyuubi sighed.
"And you want me to put the knowledge of how to use the Death Note to it's fullest in his mind, right?" Ryuk shook his head affirming Kyuubi was right, Kyuubi agreed before vanishing into Naruto's stomach.
"Well Naruto, I recommend you don't go killing everyone off that you believe to be evil, the last person to use my Death Note did and he died at the hands of another Death Note user who he threatened to kill because she loved him." Ryuk said before Naruto collapsed in agony, clutching his head. "Looks like Kyuubi-san is putting the information into your head right now." Ryuk added with a smile as Naruto finally got over it, but was still left with a massive headache.
Finish of chapter one, like it hate it, don't care? As far as I am concerned I felt rushed when I wrote Naruto using the Death Note, but that is for you to know and me to ind out if you review, so until next chapter Au revoir assistance(Good bye audience).