Dear Diary,
Where in fucks name am I. Everything is superduper colorful and stuff. I feel like that on time I was on X. Anyway I cant find Auntie Em and there are these small guys, but I have to be careful cause I read somewhere that they liked to be called "little people." I want to go home this feels like a bad trip, like I took something at a party and I wake up and don't remember where the hell I am. If I could write Aunt Em a letter it would say "Dear Aunt Em...Fuck you Fuck Kansas, Took To-Do" I hate her she never believes me and stuff. We should like go on Maury as one of those out of control teens. I was told that to get home I have to go to Oz where the wizard is this is just getting worse and worse. I also heard I have to pass a poppie field it has weird things in it that make you dizzy...Yay More DRUGS...
Dorothy
Ps. I'M FUCKIN' STONED