Secrets
Summary: Naruto is gay, Sasuke has tourette syndrome and Sakura posed in a naughty magazine while Kakashi tries to take revenge.Whats going to happen?
Chapter 1: Another day, another mission
Note: They all are like in the original Naruto series, the only difference is that they have computers and internet…or is that the only difference?
Sasuke was going at the store to buy some food for himself that would probably last a few days. Of course he didnt escape from the glares of his fan girls. But he didnt care about that because he was still thinking of his brother, Itachi and that he must become stronger so he can defeat him. Firstly he had to meet Sakura and his blonde friend, at Narutos house, for Kakashi was the one who told them to go and wait for him there.
Sakura came later so the raven-haired boy didnt need to hear her babbling about how cute, smart and hot he was. ''Finally'' he whispered eased.
''OOI!'' Naruto ran out of the house so he can greet…
''SASUKE! Wheres Sakura-chan? I cant believe I have to wait with YOU here'' he declared visibly annoyed. ''Youre so annoying'' he crossed his arms and turned his head in the opposite direction.
''Thats YOU, dead last!'' Sasuke defended. Narutos eyes twitched.
''Konichiwa, mina!'' Sakura waved at the two boys. ''Ah…still enemies?'' she sweat dropped.
''What took you so long, Sakura-chan?'' the blonde guy asked from pure curiosity.
''I had to uhm…uh…blow-dry my hair..and since I woke up late I came late here. So sorry'' she apologized although she knew she was lying to them. ''Sasuke-kun, Kakashi-sensei never been this late, do you know where he is?'' The boy just shrugged and said ''No''.
After 30 minutes of waiting outside Narutos house, Sakuras eyes twitched in annoyance and she started to think how to kill her sensei for being so late.
''That baka will pay for this!'' inner Sakura yelled as flames raised behind her, fists clenched.
''Mataku…Kakadhi better come here soon or else Im leaving. I cant waste my time here and besides that I have to train'' Sasuke started to get impacient.
''Ka-ka-shi sen-seeeei!'' Naruto cried in his thoughts as his stomach grumbled for some food, ahem ramen.
''Why does it take so long!'' Sakura burst in tears.
''Kakashi-senseeei'' Naruto called as birds got scared of his loud voice and scattered through the woods. A weird wind blew through the branches of Konohas trees.
''Yo'' a calm voice said behind them.
''YOURE LATE!'' the blonde and pink-haired teenagers scolded their teacher.
''You never been THIS late sensei! What happened?'' Sakura got worried.
Kakashi started to sweat a bit knowing that he DID come late for a SPECIAL reason but he couldnt tell the three for vengeance is SO SWEET!
''Oh nothing I just found a kitty on the road and I thought she might need a bit of help…poor thing..I couldnt let her just stay there, something couldve happened so I took her at my place'' he grinned.''Anyway…lets get going!''