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Attempt 1Hermione's eyes grew wide as Ron suddenly fell down to one knee and removed a small, velvet box from his pocket.
As Ron opened the box to display its contents he spoke from the heart in a truly elegant manner. "Hermione, I have loved you for longer than I know of. From friendship, my feelings have manifested into something deeper. Now that we are finally together, I don't ever want to be apart. Hermione Granger, will you do me the greatest of honors? Will you be my wife?"
A rosy color spread across Hermione's face as she expressed her answer in action, as the situation deemed necessary.
She slapped him… upside the head!
" Ronald, have you gone utterly bonkers? Helping your dad with regurgitating toilets is most defiantly not the time to propose marriage?" With that, a 'ripe' smelling Hermione stormed out.
Standing up, Ron wiped a smudge off his forehead, turned to Harry, and said, "So was that a 'no' then?"