NO GAVIN
DISCLAMER: I do not own any part of LOTR (except for the DVD copy on my shelf, but I don't think that counts) or the Bushells 'driver reviver' adds (if you live in the great land of OZ you probably know what I'm talking about, for those who don't it's a family of koalas in a car, and one is constantly saying "are we there yet?". The others reply "no Gavin" and so on. (its pretty lame but it really gets on your nerves).
"Are we there yet?" Frodo whined
"No my little friend, not yet" Aragon replied, patting him on the shoulder and trudging onward,
"Are we there yet?" He asked again
"You should be so wise to be there when you get there" Gandolf said. Frodo looked puzzled.
"Are we there yet?" Frodo said
"As sure footed as I, we will be there soon" Legolas leapt off a bolder and sprinted off.
"Are we there yet?" He frowned
"If we went through this hill instead of over it" Gimely offered,
"Are we there yet?" Frodo asked in vain
"Almost my preciousss, after we go through this cave, Gollum, Gollum" Frodo winced.
"Are we there yet?" Once again, the question was said
"No Gavin....I mean BWA HA HAAAAAA" Soromen laughed evilly.
"Are we there yet?" He asked one more time
"We've been there for 3 hours now Mr. Frodo" Sam said
"Really" Frodo sounded surprised
"No, hes just kidding with you" Pippen piped up
"We still have ages to go" Merry said happily
"Are we there yet?"
"Well I suppose, almost, you should think.... Hang on, I'm talking to myself" ????
"Are we there yet?"
"I swear if you say that one more time...."
"Borimeir? But your dead!" Frodo was alarmed
"Oh, crap – so I'm guessing no come back then?" Frodo shook his head "That's no fair! Gandolf gets to come back..."
"Get over it, your dead, stone cold six foot deep DEAD" frodo pointed out, boromeir sulked away.
"Are we there......." #SWING#
"Oh great, whos gonna destroy the ring now" Someone muttered
"No more harming of the hobbits – where's lunch?" Sam said followed by a murmur of agreements
"Another one bites the dust" A random Orc ran out and started dancing
"Its no fun any more, I'm going home and waiting for doom to come find me" Another someone said
"Well, I guess he's there now" :)