Sasuke's Diary

Dear Diary,

Yeah I'm Sasuke Uchiha and I have a diary, is that a problem?! Kakashi sensi told me I should start writing in one to help me deal with my "issues" and emotional "stress." I have no issues! And more importantly I have no time to be writing in this stupid book when I could be training to defeat my brother. Okay well I gotta go to bed, I probably wont write anymore so don't expect it!