DISCLAIMER: I don't own any of these characters. Trowa belongs to the creators of Gundam wing, and Carter and Gallant to the creators of ER. Thanks!

A Good Hospital

By KyleKamei

The Cook County ER was quiet when the man with the strange hair came in. He walked up to the admit desk and in a monotonous voice said, "I need to see a doctor."

Doctor John Carter was currently behind the desk with the med student Michael Gallant. Carter stood up, grabbed and empty chart and motioned for Gallant and the man to follow him to sutures. Once the man had taken a seat on the bed in the room Carter told Gallant to begin suturing the cut on the man's arm.

"I'm just need to know a few things, so while Gallant works I'll ask questions. First of, what's your name?" Carter asked.

The man started down at the cut being cleaned out with no emotion.

"Trowa Barton," he said. He looked up at the doctor, "Unless you want to know my real name, in that case I don't know." Carter blinked a couple of times and wrote 'Trowa Barton' down on the chart.

"Ok, do you have any health insurance?"

Trowa nodded and handed the doctor a card. Carter copied the information and handed it back.

"Now, just out of curiosity, how did this happen?"

Without hesitation the young man replied, "A knife."

Carter raised his eyebrow. "Did it slip?" he asked.

Trowa shrugged. "I suppose. I doubt Catherine would hurt me on purpose."

Carter was being to get even more confused. "And Catherine is?"

"My sister."

Carter nodded. "Ok, how did she manage to nick you with the knife?" He asked.

Again without hesitation the young man replied, "She threw it."

Gallant and Carter both stopped what they where doing and stared at the patient.

"Your sister threw a knife at you?" Trowa shrugged.

"She does it everyday." He said. The doctor and med student shared a look.

"And you parents allow this?" Gallant asked. Trowa nodded slightly.

"It's something that has to be done." He replied.

"Why would someone have to throw a knife at there brother?" Carter asked. Trowa looked at him.

"Because it is her job. Just as it is mine to stand perfectly still and let her."

Carter blinked for a second before mumbling to himself, "You'd think this family was in a circus or something."

Trowa, having really good ears, heard this and replied, "We are."

Gallant finished wrapping up the wound and gave instructions on after care and when to get the stitches out.

Just as Trowa was leaving he turned and said, "This is a nice hospital, if I ever get hit again, or attacked by my lion I'll get them to bring me here." He said and walked out.

Carter and Gallant stood there for a second staring at each other.

"He thinks this is a good hospital?" Carter finally said...

Ok, short but funny. I just couldn't get this out of my head. Maybe I'll do other ones with the other pilots.