Hello, and welcome to Raenef's first fanfic, you know you've played too much Tales of Symphonia when…. This is merely an attempt at humor, not to be taken seriously. For the love of god, do not take it seriously! Cough cough, Anyway, I don't own Tales of Symphonia, but I own my own jokes!
You know you've played too much Tales of Symphonia when…
You think Benedict the XVI secretly hates half-elves (no offense to Catholics).
You start to make the same hand motions as Genis when you talk.
You think of Yggdrasill when you see Spandex Pajamas.
You like to wear capes like Yuan's because you think it makes you look cool and hot.
You think your dog is an arshis.
Your dog is an arshis (somehow).
You try to build your own model EC.
You succeed and receive a Nobel Prize.
A water fountain spray's you and you curse Undine.
You think Groundhog's day is a secret celebration for Gnome.
You go crazy when you see old relics or a museum.
You hope there's a quick jump option in every building.
You randomly hit someone with a paddleball and cry "Lightning!"
You always wonder who or what took away Raine's pure Maiden status.
You try to hurt people with index cards that have scribbles on them, screaming "Pyre Seal!"
You look in Power plants for a giant gamecube.
You find a giant gamecube, steal it, and figure out how to make it work.
You wonder why Anna married Kratos instead of someone else.
You have developed a strange fear of Tomato related products.
You try to find the seed of the Giant Tree in a flower shop.
You dye you're hair blond in hopes it will make you look innocent.
You think every pink-wearing redhead is perverted in some way.
You believe slapping on the head is the Ultimate way to hurt someone.
You try to find the Full grown Giant Tree in you're city's nearby forest.
Raenef:
If somehow you matched any of these jokes, consider yourself a true fan, or just crazy. Also, I wish to send an apology to all Kranna fans, I meant no insult; I was just trying to make a joke is all. Please don't send your wrath at me, rather, you can send it to the Kruan fans instead.
All the Kruan fans: Hey, no fair! What about treating us equally?
Raenef: I don't feel like it this late today, sorry. NOW GET OUT OF MY FANFIC! ROOOAR!
Kruan fans: (all whimpering in a corner)
Raenef: Much better! Special thanks to Music in the Dark for…uh… whatever the heck he did. (I think).
MITD: What!
Raenef: Remember to read and review! Bye!