Things Emmett can't say OR do!!
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight or Emmett, but my friend owns a plastic bat named Emmett!
walk into his house and say "I see dead people"
sing witch doctor when Carlisle walks by
sing that's so raven theme song when Alice walks by
Sing smack that when Bella walks by
sing sexy back when Edward walks by
sing hungry like the wolf when Jake walks by
sing at all\
use Alice's makeup
create an account for Edward on or any dating service
give Bella a mustache while she sleeps
tell Edward he wants to date Bella
call Carlisle at work and say "IM DYING"
ask esme to make him pancakes
attempt to make toast
dress up as a vampire for Halloween
pretend to be Bella for a day
refer to Edward as eddykinzz
refer to Alice as the chosen one
say his family is cold blooded
ask where babies come from
attempt to give jasper the talk
replace all of Edward's cds with Barbie girl song
attempt to juggle Edwards cds
refer to himself as buffy the vampire slayer
prank call Charlie
tell Rosalie he died
TO BE CONTINUED… (DA DA DUNNNNNN)