Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach.
A/N: this is a sequel-like list to "Fifteen Things You Learn in the Seireitei". I hope it stands up to the original. Enjoy.
Fifteen Things a New Shinigami Will Learn on His or Her First Trip to the Real World
15. Don't go near Chizuru- especially if you're a girl.
14. Don't eat Orihime's cooking. Who knows what's in it.
13. If Ishida Uryuu gives you a girly dress, shirt, or outfit- bite your tongue and say thank you. (He's a Quincy, people!)
12. Don't call Ichigo a Strawberry.
11. Don't call Rukia a Midget.
10. Tatsuki is the second strongest female karate master in Japan. Don't insult her.
9. Stay away from Keigo.
8. Don't let Chad near your stuffed animals.
7. ….Yes… the cat is talking.
6. If you're a guy- or even a girl, and the talking cat says something about "original" or "true form", take preemptive measures and close your eyes.
5. STAY AWAY FROM THE KUROSAKI CLINIC.
4. Don Kanoji is "wonderful" and the masses like him- cross your arms and say "Bohahahaha" like a well-behaved child.
3. The people running around with half-masks and swords are either Vizards or Arancars. Either way- stay away- they're nuts.
2. If you value your sanity – do not go to Urahara's Shoten.
1. If you are wise, you will not accept missions to the Real World. Especially Karakura. Stay away from Karaura.
FIN