Now, who here has heard of the planet Gallifrey?
The time war???
For crying out loud, BADWOLF??!!
See, this is what I'm talking about. I save YOU'RE silly little planet more times than I can count (well actually that's not true, I can count pretty high, and have saved a lot more than one planet like the lost moon of Puosh, and..... do I have to name them all????) Anyway, you humans don't even know who I am?? Seriously?? I mean I AM BRILLINT. No, Truly I am. Is it so wrong to want just a bit of recognition!!! Is that too much to ask?? I mean I did, Singlehandedly I might add, save both Shakespeare AND Queen Victora the first. Well technically anyway, I still do wonder on full moons… now just to clarify, I was on the titanic but I did not, I repeat DID NOT, cause the titanic to sink… (although I did distract the captain but that does not count, I don't care what Taft says!!!)
You may think that traveling endlessly through space and time, never dieing, never aging, would be everything you could ever want, but it's really not. You get lonely, being on your own for so long. True, I do have companions from time to time, but, they never last. Always moving on with their lives, getting older and older while I'm left, here, ironically enough, frozen in time. A man I once knew stated that I only have one true companion, and that companion is, not by choice mind you, is well, death.
Anyway, what was I saying?? Oh yes, appreciation, or lack thereof!! You think its easy time traveling?? Having to pop up at the exact moment I'm needed and literally SAVE THE DAY, only to be forgotten?? Its---its –its just plain unsatisfactory. I'm worth much more than that. I risked my life more time than I can count, and as I said I can count pretty high. I've had my share of great days and amazing saves, but they all blur together. It's the tragedies, the failures, the thing that I can't even touch, that never seem to leave my mind. Always pounding in my head, reminding me of what I can not do. I as a Time Lord, THE Time Lord Vicorise, can not change. Things that I wish every day could, but I KNOW I can't. You can't blame me for that, it's not my fault. It's that stupid law of the Time Lords. But it's that stupid law that holds the very fabric of time and space together! Without that I could not be the Doctor you see before you.
I've been a slave, a prisoner, a stowaway, a wanted man, a hunted man, banished by queens and kings alike, and the lord president of the Time Lord Counsel (that one....didn't suit me very well) but there are two things that will always be true about me. One, I am the most fantastic traveler alive; and Two, a pretty good thief if I do say so myself, though I have only stolen one thing. The thing that, well I wouldn't be alive without to say the least, my ever faithful companion, the Tardis, a.k.a time and relative detentions in space, a.k.a my time machine. Without her, I would be ordinary, ordinary enough anyway. Leading an average life of work, food, and sleep, that's all you people ever seem to do any way. Aw, but domestics??? No!!! That just doesn't suit me at all!! I need the thrill, the adrenaline rush, the excitement of the unknown to keep my two hearts beating. Cause, literally in the blink of an eye, you could be gone!!! So a few closing thoughts, statues are creepy, sonic and screwdriver go together like Pb&j, robots are not the way of the future, always bring a banana to a party & I suggest you don't blink!!!!