A/N: So this was a 5 hour long RP done on Omegle. Half of it's content is in text form and the other half is paragraphs. I really do recomend you read through the text even if it's kind of long. My partner is on as well! Her user is CharmsLithe. Go check her out.
Never again
Who was your first love? -SH
Is this a serious question? -JW
Why wouldn't it be? -SH
It seems a bit strange that Mr. High-functioning-sociopath wants to know about my lovelife? -JW
I'm asking about your first love. Good to know you believe that. -SH
Her name was Amelia. Short light brown hair, freckles. I was completely infatuated with her. I think I was 5, she was 7. It was a bit of a forbidden romance. -JW
Ha. And you loved her? That young? -SH
It sounds rather sweet. -SH
She kicked dirt in my face on the playground -JW
It was love at first sight -JW
I'm so sorry. -SH
So why did you want to know anyway? -JW
Because I'm interested. Who was your first proper adult love? -SH
Uh, love is a weird thing Sherlock. There are lots of layers to it. If you're asking who I was first in love with, then I'd have to say I haven't got there yet. -JW
Late bloomer I suppose -JW
Very late. You're rather old for that. -SH
Hey shut up! I've still got some fire in me. -JW
I'm rather sure you do. -SH
You're still old for never having been in love before. -SH
I guess I just don't want to half-ass it y'know? If I'm going to fall in love, I want it to be with the right person. Someone that I know I can trust. -JW
Sounds a bit pathetic now that I'm reading it back...-JW
I wasn't aware you could decide. -SH
Well, you don't...but you do. I just haven't met anyone important enough to love yet I guess -JW
I didn't get to. -SH
You were in love with someone? Why do I find that hard to believe? -JW
I don't know. You know little about me, I suppose you should simply believe what I tell you. -SH
I think I know a lot more about you then you choose to show anyone else. I believe you, don't worry. Now you've got to tell me who it was. -JW
Not Irene, right? -JW
No. His name was Victor. It was a long time ago. -SH
But, I don't have to tell you anything. -SH
I guess you don't. -JW
We were together for 6 years or so. -SH
That's a long time, Sherlock. I know it's not any of my business but, was it worth it? Loving someone, I mean. -JW
No. -SH
Do you think you ever will again? -JW
No. -SH
Right, of course. -JW
You know...it makes no sense to give up just because of one bloke. -JW
He died. -SH
Oh. -JW
God, I'm sorry -JW
It certainly wasn't your fault. -SH
I won't make you talk about it anymore. -JW
It was a very long time ago. I was young, stupid, and in love. I don't want to be in that position again. -SH
I'm all right. -SH
Well, fortunately now you're old, brilliant, and resentful of all of human kind. You must be ecstatic. -JW
Sorry, trying to lighten the mood- JW
It's all right, John. And I'm only...in my mid thirties, aren't I? Halfway to old. -SH
Older, would be a better word I guess. -JW
Mycroft says I'm 36. That means it's been a decade. -SH
Did you seriously not remember how old you were? -JW
Useless information. -SH
You're an idiot, you know that? -JW
But you're my idiot -JW
I don't belong to you, tosser. -SH
Oh really? I happen to feed you, stitch you up when you're injured, keep you from getting yourself killed, and all in all keep you alive. -JW
You don't feed me. You cook for me. There's a difference. I'm not a child nor am I incapacitated. -SH
You might as well be a hyperactive puppy with cheek bones and no common sense -JW
Puppy? I'm more of a cat if I'm any kind of creature. I do not thrill upon your arrival. -SH
You're right, cats have a tendency to sulk and do absolutely nothing all day. -JW
They're also much sexier. -SH
Ha, sorry, I thought that was vital to lighten the mood. -SH
Getting a bit cocky are we? -JW
I was born with one, yes. -SH
Booze tonight, then? -SH
Sounds delightful. I'll pick some up on my way home. -JW