A/n I thought it would be funny to write a Perv!naruto fic from the point of view of someone asexual namely me. This will not feature lemons or smut because it is written for the humor.
Disclaimer I don't own naruto icha icha paradise or the quote from Buffy I bastardised
The prophesy of the Sage
Jiraiya was drunk.
This is not uncommon , neither is the fact that Jiraiya was joined on the path of alchoholism by Tsunade.
Jiraiya is well known to ,on very rare occasion,
wax lyrical usually on the topic of perversion or the beauty of the female form.
As such one could be forgiven for not paying attention when he said that ''there will always be perverts but I am no pervert I am the Super-pervert'' in respone to Tsunade's questioning why all men are perverts. It seems that today Tsunade was not a happy drunk.
Jiraiya would not come to realise the truth of his next words for many years to come.
Jiraiya ,it would seem possesed a touch of seer blood because this was his one and only prophecy:
''Into every generation a Pervert is born one boy in all the lands.
A chosen one , he alone will in writing, sonnet and action express his true dedication to all things lewd.
He alone will wield the perversion and stupidity to fight the decent, the honourable, and the forces of decency; to stop the spread of their purity and the strength of their moral highgrounds.
He is the Ero-ninja."
A/n My first story love it? hate it? I appreciate any and all constructive critisism and feedback