(A/N MARIA'S HUMAN IN THIS)
Maria was outside reading a book she got from Rouge and was enjoying it until she heard fighting from 2 hedgehogs. She knew them.
Sonic was running away from Shadow with his gun.
"GET BACK HERE!"Shadow yelled.
"MAKE ME!"Sonic yelled.
Maria knew that Sonic and Shadow fought alot but she'll get annnoyed by there fighting and still keep her cool.
'Their at it again. Don't they relize that they shouldn't even fight. It's startinf to annoy me"Maria thought. Maria then look at the boys and closed the book and look at them. Both Sonic and Shadow notice this and look at her.
"Can you guys stop so I can read in peace?"Maria ask.
"Sorry Maria"Shadow frowned.
"Why don't you go somewhere else?"Sonic ask.
"Because it's a nice day out and I wanted to read outside"Maria said.
"Well it is nice"Sonic smiled than punched Shadow in the arm. "HA!"Sonic yelled.
"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?"Shadow yelled.
'This always happen when I try having peace and qeiut'Maria thought. 'And I remeber all that times I almost yelled in their faces and try to keep my cool'Maria thought.
FLASHBACK.
Maria was watching tv when Shadow and Sonic came busting in and fought.
"FAKER"Shadow yelled.
"NO YOUR THE FAKER"Sonic yelled.
'I was watching something'Maria thought.
"GIVE ME MY EMERALD"Shadow demaned.
"MAKE ME"Sonic yelled.
'I'm right here'Maria thought but they still didn't see. 'I think I'll just go to my room'Maria thought and left.
FLASHBACK.
Maria was eating when of course Shadow and Sonic started fighting. 'of course'Maria thought.
"Give me my damn gun back"Shadow demanded.
"Can't make me"Sonic smirked.
"GIVE IT BACK"Shadow demanded.
Thats when Sonic ponited the gun at Shadow.
"Don't even think about it"SHadow growled.
Maria got very annoyed and kept thinking 'Don't lose it. Don't lose it. Don't lose it'mARIA THOUGHT.
FLASHBACK ENDS.
'And there were many other times like that but to many to even list down'Maria thought.
She watched as Sonic and SHadow fought and Maria thought that their fighting was meaningless.
'Don't lose it'Maria thought then look at her book and thought of something that she was going to say to them so they can at least stop their fighting.
'Don't lose it'Maria thought.
"THATS SO IT I'M GONNA KILL YOU'Shadow yelled than kicked Sonic in the stomache.
"BRING IT ON"Sonic then punched Shadow in the jaw.
And that was it Maria lost it.
"WOULD YOU TWO STOP FIGHTING AND GO TO BED TO FUCK OR ELSE I'LL RIP YOUR DICKS OFF AND SHOVE IT THEM UP YOUR ASSHOLES"Maria yelled than grab her book and walk away.
Shadow and Sonic were shocked by what Maria said.
"Lets never fight again"Shadow said.
"Agreeded"Sonic said.
MEANWHILE.
Maria was walking than saw Rouge and Rouge flew to Maria and landed next to her.
"so what do you think of 50 Shades of Grey"Rouge ask.
"It gave me ideas for death threats"Maria whispered.
THE END XD.