"words / thoughts"
Nefarious / "LAWRENCE!"
Somewhere in the Zerichon Sector...
"LAWREEEEEEENNNCCEEEEEE!" a scratchy, and irritated voice shouted. "LAWREEEEEEENNNCCCE! Where are we!" the voice halted, and waited for a responce. Finally, someone spoke up.
"I'm not sure sir." "Seems like a foriegn galaxy of some-sort."
"Teleport us out of here!" the voice shouted. "Get us out of this forsaken place!"
"I would, if the teleporter wasn't damaged in the crash...you know, with the escape pod crashing into this planet's atmosphere and what-not."
"I don't believe this!" the voice halted, then began speaking again. "How can i exact my revenge on that lombax and Quark if i'm in a different galaxy then them!" "Don't look at me sir." Lawrence said.
"I WAS SO CLOSE! I WAS THIS CLOSE TO MAINTAINING CONTROL OVER THE GREAT CLOCK!" BUT RATCHET AND HIS DIMWITTED FRIENDS HAD TO FOIL MY PLANS YET AGAIN!"
At that moment, someone came in contact with the two through a holo-gram.
"Doctor Nefarious!" The alien said. "It is I, Lord Vorselon. I have pin-pointed your location and am sending troops to pick you up."
"Splendid, Did you hera that Lawrence?" Nefarious said eagerly. "Now I can exact my revenge on that Ratchet and his friend..."
"...Just as soon as you conjour up a plan of vengance."Lawrence interrupted.
"True." Nefarious replied. "But with my genious, we can't possibly lose!"
"yes, even a bumbling imbosile can find victory at one point or another."Lawrence said.
Nefarious turned and pondered for a split-second, then said "I can, can't I?"
After hours of insults and whitted wordplay on Lawrence's part, the two climbed aboard Lord Vorselon's Ship, heading back to the Polaris galaxy...
"Oooh, What does this red button do?"Nefarious said curiously.
Lawrence quickly replied "I wouldn't press that if I were you. Heaven's knows why I would want to be you in the first place."
that's it for the begining chapter for my ratchet & clank story, hope you enjoyed
