Disclaimer- Don't own Kim Possible.

Eh, it was only a matter of time I suppose! I'm making this a collection of Kim/Ron drabbles and oneshots that I may or may not do in the future. Most'll be based off one word prompts and some might just be random stuff I cam up with all on my own. Anyway, here's the first one and my very first attempt at KP fanfiction.

Title: Birth(one word prompt)

Genre: General/Humor

Rating: K

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"Look, Ron, maybe you should sit this one out in the waiting room. It's no big deal."

"No big deal? KP, I am not missing the birth of our second child!"

"I know, I know! But...I mean, after last time..."

"Please don't remind me."

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To say that Ron Stoppable was annoying the snot out of the nurses would have been an understatement. They had experienced many hectic and worried first-time-fathers, but Ron had taken it to a whole new level, hovering around in the background with his camera pointed in a modest direction until such a time as it was fit to use.

"You've got this, KP!" he encouraged, then after a moment's pause he added, "You've got this, right?"

"Yes, Ronald, I've got this!"

He flinched at her harsh response, but then smiled weakly and gave her a thumbs up. Normally she wouldn't have copped such a tone, but after being in contractions for hours on end she was on the very verge of snapping his cute blond head off.

More than once he was shoved aside by an irritated nurse and was forced to move further away from the bed, so that when the doctor finally came in and told her it was time to push, he had to peer around one of the nurses shoulders.

He appeared to be about to say something excitedly, but then his expression dropped and his face became so pale that the freckles stood out alarmingly against his chalk white skin. He stood, completely frozen all the time she was pushing, and at the point in which the baby's head emerged, he staggered.

"KP...you...I...father..." he managed, and with the last breathless word he dropped to the floor, the camera clattering down with him.

Anxious, hair sticking to her sweating forehead, Kim peered around the bed to try and glimpse him.

"Ron?"

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Kim stifled laughter at the memory. Ron glared at her.

"Oh, come on, Ron! It's not like you were the first person it happened too...sure gave the nurses a kick though." she added thoughtfully, smiling.

"They had it in for me!"

"No, it was just sort of their revenge for you annoying them..."

"Whatever. The point is it's all in the past, KP! This time I'm 100% conscious!"

"Are you sure you don't want to stay in the waiting room?" she asked skeptically.

"Positive." He placed his hands on her stomach and kissed her forehead, smiling as their eyes met. "I wouldn't miss it for the world, KP."

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And there you have it! I'm so corny! Please RxR and be on the look out for more(maybe)!