I know it been a while. At least a year actually since I quit writing fanfiction. But now Im back… and better than before! I have several stories currently in the works and cant wait to continue writing Fanfiction! So enjoy this crazy 3-5 chapter story about Splatoon and my favorite trope: The Love Potion. Italics mean thought and "all lower case mean muttering"
(Onward!)
It was a day like any other. Callie and Marie were reunited and talking about Agent 4's personal life behind his back, said Agent was arguing with Agent 3 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon and Cap'n Cuttlefish was eating Crab Cakes while taunting Ocatvio about his loss. All was well. Except for… the package.
"What do you think it is?" asked Callie as she looked at the plain and unassuming cardboard box.
"Well I hope its money, I need some fresher clothes" said Agent 3 as she looked at the box as well
"If its money who said you could have it 3!" replied an angered Agent 4
"I DID INKHEAD!" replied the equally furious Agent 3
"YOU WANNA GO IDIOT!" yelled Agent 4 from the top of their lungs, before promptly being hit on the back of the head by their boss.
"I won't have my top agents fighting on the job you two. Cool it." said Marie in irritation. The two agents could never get along, always fighting for one reason or another and it frankly pissed her off, she was running a secret spy group not a babysitting company!
"sorry boss" the two muttered their fake and routine apology.
"Do it again and I won't let you off that easy" said Marie purposely avoiding saying the phrase off the hook lest she be mocked by all three agents in the vicinity for "referencing their competition"
"Well I hope it's poison so you slimy little hipsters could foolishly drink it and DIE!" yelled Octavio from his snow globe thankful that the Cap'n had fallen asleep.
"Well…" began Agent 4 "Only one way to find out what it is guys, open the box" said Agent 4 as he looked both left and right
"Good idea Agent 4! Go ahead Marie!" said Callie as she excitedly looked at the box
"Why me specifically?" asked Marie as she cautiously walked to the box. She knew why in her heart obviously: She was the leader and as the leader is was her job to make sure everyone was safe. Buuuuut…
"Agent 3, come here" she said and Agent 3 begrudgingly joined her in going closer to the box.
"Now carefully open it" said Marie
"Okay boss"
She opened the box… and was promptly sprayed with a pink gas alongside Marie.
The two suddenly gained pink hypnotic swirls in their eyes as they turned around and looked at their fellow agents. The swirls subsided and Marie and Agent 3 blinked several times as they looked around Octo Canyon. Several seconds passed.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" yelled Agent 3 as she suddenly ran back to the manhole and away from her friends. Marie suddenly started staring at Agent 4 in what both he and Callie considered the most intense stare she had ever given a person. Marie then gave a smile with a size to rival Callie's own.
"Did I ever mention you were adorable Agent 4" she said as she got in the face of said Agent, smile still plastered on her face.
"Um… what's going on here?" said Callie in disbelieve at the scene unfolding before her
"Quiet Callie! Can't you see I'm flirting with my one true love!" screamed Marie in anger… until she noticed what she just said.
"WAIT, WHAT!" yelled Agent 4 in fear as well… he kinda had a crush on his boss since he first exited out of the manhole to Octo Canyon and saw her standing there.
"Oh I'm terribly sorry Callie got me terribly worked up again, where were we?" Marie said as she resumed smiling at Agent 4… who had now proceeded to run away to god knows where to escape his strange acting boss and to calm his now rapidly beating heart.
"Callie look what you did!" Marie yelled in irritation as she ran after her "one true love" to find him and give him as many compliments as possible and even kiss him! Yeah… she had gone completely insane.
The search was ultimately fruitless as Agent 4 had run to escape his pursuer into Inkopolis through a hidden manhole different from the one he normally used.
"Gotta hide, gotta hide" he thought as he finally found a good spot to hide in a back alley grate.
"Now just to wait out Marie… Shoot I'm hungry."
(Fin)
That's the end for chapter 1 of Love Gas! Its fun to be back guys but I know my writing isn't perfect. Read, Review and leave suggestions to help me improve in the reviews. THX BI!
(After several hours)
"What just happened?!" yelled Octavio as he landed face first on the pavement.
"I just broke you out" spoke a mysterious voice in front of Octavio
"Who are you then and why are you helping me?" replied Octavio as he stood up from his fall
"I am Agent 3 of the New Squidbeak Splatoon and you DJ Ocatvio are my one true love"