Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-gi-Oh! or cutie Bakura ( I wish I did) , but I do own Maria! If you use her, I won't make a second chapter!

I dedicate this ficcy to: YYC !ANGEL !YAMI BLUE! KITTY KAT! AND HALFLING ROGUE!! Thank you! You authoresses are the best! * bows down * Train me in the S.K.T.S please!! And in the way of the authoress! *waves at big sister Halfling Rogue*

My First Kaiba Torturing fic!!

Hello! Welcome to my first pointless fic!! Where we have Seto torture(^______^)! Now, on to the fic!!!

It was a very sunny day when Mokuba got his package.

Mokuba: YAY!! It came!

Seto: what is that?

Mokuba: The present Halfling Elf got me!

Seto: who's she?

Mokuba: a S.K.T.S in training!^____________^

Seto: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT ANOTHER ONE!! *runs off *

Mokuba: ^_^() oh well * opens box *

Maria: HONK! ^__^

Mokuba: why, it's Maria!! Frank's sister!

Maria: HONK!! ^_______^

DING DONG

Mokuba: oh, that must be Yugi and Yami!

* Mokuba walks to the door while Maria waddles behind him *

Mokuba: hello Yugi!

Yugi: hello Mokuba!

Mokuba: I got my shipment today!

Yugi: really? Where is it?

Maria: *next to Yugi * HONK ^___^

Yugi: oh!! Cute!! ^___^

Yami: what is it? -_- ()

Mokuba : a penguin! I think you met at Frank's family reunion.

Yami : we did?

Yugi : yup ! You were Yam man at the time!

Yami : don't remind me -_-

Maria: HONK! ^_____^

Halfling Elf : yo !

Yami : AGH !! How did you get here?

Halfling Elf : I have AUTHOR POWER * echoes * (thanks Angel!)

Yami : -_- just what I need. Another authoress.

Yugi & Mokuba : hello!

Maria: HONK! ^_^

Halfling Elf : *pulls out BIG bag of sugar * FREE SUGAR!!!

Yami : no thanks

Yugi : come on, Yami . If you eat some, we get to do some Seto Torture!

Yami : Really?! Gimme !! *shoves half of the bag down his throught * I AM YAM MAN!!

Yugi : hello again Yam Man!!

* Mokuba, Yugi, and Halfling Elf finish the bag *

Yami : now lets go find Kaiba! * Yami is all of the sudden in a hunters suit, on a horse*

Everyone else * who are also in hunters suit on horses with fake guns* : TALLY HO!!

Maria: Honk! ^________^ * waddles unusually fast, looking for Seto, acting like a hound dog *

Yami : follow that penguin! * charges after Maria *

Yugi: yeah!

Mokuba : lets go!

Halfling Elf : PREPARE TO BE TORTURED, KAIBA!

Weird narrator from Dragon Ball Z: will Kaiba get his torturing? How will the gang torture Kaiba? Will Maria ever meet Frank and Lime? Find out next chapter in MY FIRST KAIBA TORTURE FIC!

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If you like torturing Seto, please give us things to hurt him! If there are enough reviews asking me, I'll put Yami Bakura torture in it to! Maria: HONK! ^_^ Oh, and Maria wants to meet Lime! She also wants to see Frank again! Bye for now!