Last year (can't believe it's been that long) I wrote another parody called Catmint Frenzy! Well, I'm in the parody mood! See, I have these moods. One second I want to tragedy the next humor and the next INSANITY. Yeah.

An invisible friend is helping me write this...*whispers* He doesn't really exist!

Grassblaze: 'ELLO MATES

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Hawkfrost was sleeping in the Dar-

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Hawkfrost was walking through Riverclan, yawning. He saw some green leaves and ate them. Yes. He ate them. What idiot wouldn't?

Anyways, he ate the leaves. That was when the insanity began.


Future chapters will be longer!