So this is a translation of one of my fanfictions. I thought: why not? I don't see why only the frenchies could read it ^^

So, this is Stargate, around the 8th season, though Hammond is still General and therefore O'Neill is Colonel !

Anyway, hope you'll enjoy it and PLEASE! REVIEWS! :D That'd be great

Dialogues between " " are characters thoughts.

UPDATED: Since my English has gotten quite better in the past few years, I decided to edit the old chapters a little!)

Cheyenne Mountain / SGC / 08:45 (a.m)

With his famous nonchalance, Colonel Jack O'Neill calmly emerged of the elevator. He stayed there a moment, as if to decide where to go. Then, with a little nod, he walked down one of the SGC's corridor.

"J: Ok… No one's in sight… And (little glance at his watch) YES! I'm on time for the briefing. It's gonna nail some mouths, especially that little …"

Arriving at his destination, he gently knocked on the lab's door frame.

J: Carter?

"J: No answer… Two solutions: 1) she put her (pretty) head in some experiment and didn't heard me, or 2) … well… she's not here."

J: Yoohoo! Carter… (going forward in the lab, touching almost everything) Car… ter?

"J: Well, hum… obviously she's here…Damn it shouldn't be allowed to be so beautiful…Good God…"

She had fallen asleep on her desk. Her blond hair engaged in a battle against sleep, her face so serene.

"J: That's surely how she's looking after a night of Love…. WOW, buddy! Slippery ground there!"

Jack passed a somehow shaky hand in his gray hair, trying to push out of his head such ideas, and got closer to his 2CI.

"J: What a shame to wake her up. I could spent hours here, just watch… STOP!"

S: Colonel?

Surprised, Jack realized that his hand was tenderly resting on his 2IC's hair.

"S: What is he doing?"

Jack removed his hand, as if her hair was burning.

J: Carter! I… I was just about to wake you up for… err…

"S: I love when he has that expression on his face, I could almost believe that he was REALLY here accidentally… Maybe it's the case…"

J: (as to finish his babble) Slept well?

A cute blush appeared on the young woman's cheeks as she realized where she was and mostly in which position her CO had found her.

S: Oh! Errr… Yes, thanks.

J: (teasing) You know, normal people tend to sleep in their bed.

"S: No kidding!"

S: An experiment to finish, you know how it is…

J: Thankfully? No. So, you were finishing it while… sleeping? I know a cop who won't agree with that.

S: (avoiding to answer, she smiles) You seem to be in a good mood, Sir. And you're also on time. What's going on?

J: Ha. Ha. Ha. Very funny, Carter. That's 'cause of such comments that I have decided to not be late anymore… well for today at least.

His eyes screwed down on a bundle of paper, Daniel entered in the lab.

D: Sam, I had to talk to you about… (he looks up) Oh. Jack?

J: (with a little smile) Daniel.

"J: What a surprise, huh? I'm here! Heehee"

D: (hesitating) You… (to Sam) Is everything alright?

Sam smiled kindly.

J: I know, I know: I'm on time! Sue me!

S: By the way we should go now, Sir. If we don't want to actually be late.

J: You're hilarious this morning, Carter. Really…

"D: Ah, first "special Jack": the day is starting well!"

Briefing Room / 09:00 (a.m)

Hammond exited his office and found the whole SG-1 team, peacefully waiting for him around the table. Well, "peacefully" wasn't quite the right word. Jack was teasing Daniel like hell for the greatest pleasure of Sam, while Teal'c was raising "THE" eyebrow in front of those earthling's attitudes that he still had a hard time to understand. Nothing unusual in the end.

D: Why are you always bringing back the "Simpsons" topic on the table?

J: Dunno… maybe because I'm sure to be right?

D: That's stupid, Jack! Burns can't be a Goa'uld!

J: That's a very basic argument. You were more inventive when you were drunk, Danny Boy.

D: Hey! I wasn't…

S: (standing up) General.

Noticing (at last) the General, Jack stood up too.

H: (nodding at them) Major Carter. Daniel. Teal'c (hop, a little nod… well, these Jaffas will never change) … Colonel?

J: (who's already back on his chair) I know: I'm on time. Sorry, it'll never happen again.

"D: And hop, another "Special Jack" … When I'm thinking about it, it's almost the tenth one this morning. Does he notice that his good mood is transforming Sam in a gorgeous woman?… Surely not! It would kill him!"

J: Well. I had one question: where do we go this time? And is this again a desert planet… 'cause I hate having sand between my toes.

T: That is two questions then, O'Neill.

J: Thanks Teal'c. What would I do without you?

Teal'c nodded, without fully understanding the irony in his friend's answer.

The Major Carter's talk was short. Well, Jack abbreviated it some, cutting short all her usual scientists lines.

J: See? (little look at his watch) 30 minutes top, and we've understood everything. No need to detail it all out.

D: Yes… Probably, Jack. But I got a few questions.

J: Oh yeah? I should have bet on it.

D: Hum… So. Sam, if I've understand you well, you're saying that this planet is a "regular" one.

S: That's exact. P7XB653 has the same atmosphere as Earth. Same fauna, same flora, the animal species…

J: Carter! We'll be satisfied with a "exact". (to Daniel) That means yes.

D: Hum, thanks Jack. (to Sam again) So what makes you think that we're gonna find something interesting there?

T: Major Carter was just talking about that, right when the Colonel O'Neill interrupted her.

J: (raising his hands defensively) Hey! I'll be on mute from now on.

S: To avoid any bad surprise, we've sent an UAV flying over the Gate's area. Here's the transmission.

Sam pushed a button on the little box in her hand. Several pictures appeared on the Briefing Room's screen.

S: At first sight, it seems that a civilization relatively evolved is living on this planet. Probably a hundred years more advanced than us, maybe more.

"J: Great, we're gonna hear again the "primitives and unable" song, and this and that…"

S: And I don't think that they are under Goa'uld control.

D: Why is that?

J: Because, my dear Daniel, our UAV came back home all neat, with no booboo. And as we know, Jaffas have the bad habit of shooting every moving thing. No of fence, Teal'c.

The Jaffa nodded with understanding.

S: The Colonel is right.

"J: At least someone realized that! I love that girl!"

S: And also because we can't detect any typical Goa'uld structure.

H: So you think that this civilization could have some things to share with us, Major?

J: We can't say that our dialogue with (he's miming quotation marks with his fingers) "more evolved people" has been fruitful until now, General.

H: That's one more reason for getting in touch with them. Thanks Major. SG-1, departure in two hours. Dismissed.

Departing Room / 12:00

J: Why do we always have to leave at lunch time?

D: I got energy bars if you're hungry, Jack.

J: Your rabbit stuff? Not for me, thanks.

H: (from the Control Room) SG-1, ready for departure?

J: Yes, General. And it would be nice to have a little buffet when we're be back… couple of good steaks… some beer…

S: Colonel, it seems really improbable that there's no food on P7XB653.

"J: How does she manage to make fun of me openly yet I can't find anything to say about it?"

J: So I find myself eating a big sticky worm like on P3X… I don't know what?

T: P3XC154, O'Neill.

J: (pointing his finger to Teal'c) Yeah. Well, no thanks!

At this moment, the vortex formed, flooding the Gate Room with its bluish light.

J: (getting his seriousness back) (Fut: sure, it's possible!) SG-1, here we go.

Here they go, ready for new adventures! Will they find new technologies on P7XB653? Will Jack finally convince Daniel that Burs is actually a Goa'uld? Will Teal'c learn how to make good jokes? All this you will discover (maybe) in the next chapter!

Hope you guys liked it… it's kinda strange to write SG-1 in English! I'm not used to it yet, but I'll get better.

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