A/N: This is for all those people who don't like Edward or the sparkling vampires that the wonderful Stephenie Meyer created. Or you could say this is for the Jacob/Bella fans out there…
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Don't Call Buffy or Cullens Die
Buffy's eyes narrowed as she watched the couple in front of her. They appeared so right for each other – the girl couldn't seem happier – but the relationship was so wrong.
Why can't anyone learn from my mistakes? Buffy asked herself, pressing herself against a tree when the sparkling boy glanced around the clearing. Why do girls have to be so naïve?
"Don't worry Bella," Buffy whispered, clenching the tool of her trade. "You won't have to suffer long."
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Edward looked away from Bella's smiling face for a fraction of a second. He couldn't shake the feeling of being watched. But again, he saw nothing out of the ordinary.
I'm just being paranoid, he decided before looking back at Bella.
His Bella.
He still couldn't believe that Bella was his. He couldn't believe that she wanted him after she had learned about what he was. Even now, she stared at his sparkling skin with love. She didn't even seem to care that every moment she spent with him put her life in danger. She just wanted to be near him, to touch him.
He barely listened to the few words that she said. He wanted to bite her, to drink from her veins. Being around her was torture when her blood's fragrant scent called to him, but the thought of being away from her was worse.
He glanced at the trees around them when he heard a twig snap. A doe looked at him warily with her fawn by her side. When he didn't move, the doe led her offspring away from him and Bella.
He looked back at Bella and gently brushed back her hair. Cupping her face carefully, Edwards kissed her. She tasted so sweet.
That's when he heard running feet behind him. For once in his immortal life, he didn't move fast enough.
HE saw how Bella's eyes widened when something rammed through his chest. He glanced down to see a piece of sharpened wood sticking through his chest, blood shining on the three inches sticking out of him.
Slayer, he realized as he met the eyes of a frightened Bella.
"Bella," he whispered before he disintegrated into a pile of brown dust.
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Buffy stepped back, spinning her stake around in her hand as she knocked some of Edward off of her. Bella was crying as she stared at the pile of dust on the ground at her feet.
"How could you?" Bella demanded, glaring at Buffy with watery eyes.
"It's my job," Buffy replied.
"But he loved me!"
"He loved your blood," Buffy corrected the stupid girl in front of her. "Not you."
Bella's chin quivered. "I loved him!"
"Been there, done that twice. Bought the t-shirt." Buffy started walking away. "Trust me, you'll get over it and find someone who won't want to drain you dry."
She heard Bella start crying again with renewed passion, but refused to turn around and do something to comfort the girl. Instead she looked at the tall person hiding in the shadows of a tree.
"You're Jacob Black, aren't you?" she asked, placing her hands on her hips.
"Yeah."
"That annoying Cullen is gone now," Buffy told him. "And Bella is hurting. You better take care of her."
"I will," Jacob promised, looking past Buffy at Bella.
"Good." Buffy started walking through the trees. "And if I get called here again, I'll eliminate the vampires and the werewolves."
Fin
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A/N: And so Edward is dead and Jacob's walking on thin ice. Yes I hate Edward and no, I'm not afraid to admit it. You people will just have to deal with it. Review me if you hate me, love me, or don't give a damn about what I just did.