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South Park: A New Friend
THHBBBPPTT! "That sounds good to me!" said Eric, after he farted. Kenny fainted, and there was now one else around. "Well, I guess I'm alone. I'd better nap." He had napped for about 8 hours, when somebody woke him up. "Hey, Marty, Mom wants you home." Eric didn't understand. "Who the hell are you?" said Eric. "Oh my God! You've got Amnesia!" the weird kid said. Eric had had enough of that shit. He stood up and said "I know who the fuck I am! I am Eric Cartman, Terrence and Phillip fan, asshole!" "Oh, sorry. I thought you were my brother. My name's Max, but everybody calls me Mak. I just moved here. Wanna see my new house?" Eric thought about it. "Uhhhh.... Sure." When they got there, they were greeted by Mr. Garrison, Kenny, And Eric's identical twin. It was so weird, that Eric farted. Kenny fell over dead. STAMPEDE! Somebody shouted. "What the fuck?" said Eric. Goats started running through the house. Everybody except Eric was killed.
The End
South Park: A New Friend
THHBBBPPTT! "That sounds good to me!" said Eric, after he farted. Kenny fainted, and there was now one else around. "Well, I guess I'm alone. I'd better nap." He had napped for about 8 hours, when somebody woke him up. "Hey, Marty, Mom wants you home." Eric didn't understand. "Who the hell are you?" said Eric. "Oh my God! You've got Amnesia!" the weird kid said. Eric had had enough of that shit. He stood up and said "I know who the fuck I am! I am Eric Cartman, Terrence and Phillip fan, asshole!" "Oh, sorry. I thought you were my brother. My name's Max, but everybody calls me Mak. I just moved here. Wanna see my new house?" Eric thought about it. "Uhhhh.... Sure." When they got there, they were greeted by Mr. Garrison, Kenny, And Eric's identical twin. It was so weird, that Eric farted. Kenny fell over dead. STAMPEDE! Somebody shouted. "What the fuck?" said Eric. Goats started running through the house. Everybody except Eric was killed.
The End