so i noticed that nobody reviewed my sassy gay friend, the first time so instead of combining all 4 into one fic i took each one and made it it's own!
caracter for sassy gay friend will change everytime. Also all the lines are word for word form the videos, it took me an hour to do this!
Disclaimer: i dont own sassy gay friend or -man. if i did i wouldnt be writing this and i would have advertised the story already on the youtube channel.
OTHELLO
Meet Miranda lotto from -man she is waiting in her bed to be murdered by her husband. This fate could have been avoided if she had a sassy gay friend.
Krory walks into the room and starts shouting "What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?"
(Intro to sassy gay friend plays)
"Leverrier has ordered me to bed." Miranda sobbed.
"Yeah, well he's also ordered a pillow at bed, bath and beyond that's good for smothering. So Tina Turner we gotta private dance it outta here." Krory said while gesturing to the door.
"Why would he do that?" Miranda asked while covering her heart "I have been faithful to him."
"I know that," gesturing at Miranda "and you know that. But somehow your handkerchief has ended up at The Earl's place."
Miranda gasped in horror.
"So now Leverrier thinks your fingers have been all over The Earl's keyboard. So we gotta go!" Krory said pointing to the door again.
"I can understand why Leverrier would think that." Miranda said starting to cry again.
"WHAT?" Krory yelled causing Miranda to look at him "first of all, stop saying Leverrier it sounds pretentious. Second of all WHAT?" throwing his arms into the air, while Miranda looked slightly offended "Some guy ends up with your handkerchief so your husband gets to murder you?" Krory asked pointing to a sad Miranda "No. I gave a cough drop to king Komui last week; does that mean I had sex with him? No. and I never would because one: he's crazy, two: he wears pleated pants. Why are you still in the bed?" he asked in a desperate tone.
"Alright, ok you're right. I'll go with you, I'll go with you." Miranda stammered getting off the bed and into stepping in front of Krory, so quickly that Krory had to hold on to her while mumbling"goodness."
When steadied Miranda looked up to Krory and confessed "You know what Leverrier called me though? He said I was false as hell."
Gasping Krory said "False as hell? Wow he is black. Speaking of which, does moor mean more?" he asked while gesturing to his "manly parts" causing Miranda to gasp and start a laughing nervously while play hitting Krory who replied "ok now I'm being racist, I'm such a stupid bitch! I'm a stupid bitch."
END
Jax: well i had fun with that!
Krory: you made me gay!
Jax: i know, but i had fun with it.
Miranda: i'm so sorry!
Jax: you should be!
Miranda: *starts crying*
Krory: now look what you did!
Jax: I know Kanda is so mean!
Leverrier: Review or i'll cut you.
R&R
Jax