The Basics of Magic Paperclip Theory

by Murgerhurgerdur

Based on the famous and well proven M-P Theory created by Adam Amin, with a doctorate in Badassery, this fanfic combines many different animes. What happens when many anime characters end up in the wrong place and meet new characters? Mainly Hetalia and Bleach, with Death Note, Ouran, Fruits Basket, etc. Extreme Crack, Minor OOC-ness, no main pairing.

1. Introduction

INTRODUCTION

LOCATION: EVERYWHERE

Once upon a time, there was Anime. That was all there was, nothing else. Then, suddenly, Reality came to be. Anime was not discovered by Reality for a very long time, and it got lonely. Then Japan found a magical would be the start of a New Generation.

America later borrowed the paperclip, and lost it in a visit to Reality, but that is another story. This is the story of a girl, a human fangirl, and how she caused a huge problem for the Anime dimension. She had inherited the magic paperclip from her grandfather, a thief who had accidentally stolen it from America himself, who did not notice. The girl went through thirteen years of living without realizing that the little metal object was actually the key to life, the universe, and everything. (Of course, inscribed on the paperclip in miniscule letters was '42', but that's another story.)

So, one day, as she walked down the street, a thought strolled into her rarely frequented head: What if the paperclip could bring beings from Anime to Reality? And this is where our story actually starts.

She returned to her room and prepared various mystical items that hardly had anything to do with what would happen at all, but looked cool anyway. The girl began to chant:

"Doujins, yaoi, tsundere,

make this be a happy day.

Kawaii desu, shipping, SQUEE,

let the bishies rain on me!"

Of course, she had put the I 3 Yaoi pin a millimeter out of place, so instead of bringing her desired character, England, to reality, he suddenly traded places with Ishida, a Quincy from another part of Anime. And all of Anime went to hell in a handbasket.