No Exit Huis Clos: Valets

by Ben Rude

Ever wonder where the Valet went after he brought in Estelle into the Second Empire room? If you guessed his uncle's room on the 3rd floor, you're right!

No Exit (Huis Clos): Valets

Characters

Uncle

Valet

Scene 1: Hotel Room on the 3rd Floor

[Enter Valet and Uncle]

Uncle: How did it go?

Valet: The humans have not forgotten their sense of human dignity. And one guy was about to have a nervous breakdown, because I don't have eyelids.

Uncle: Don't think about it.

[Valet turns to the side and notices a glass screen]

Valet: What is that for?

Uncle: Your favorite trio of French people.

[The room with second empire furniture appears with three residents]

Valet: I thought one was Brazilian?

Uncle: Whatever, they're all the same here.

Valet: What made you want to watch them so much?

Uncle: Well they're nailing the guy for trying to take his jacket off.

[Valet turns around and approaches the thermostat. Uncle waves to Valet]

Uncle: Don't touch it. I want to see this guy squirm. The lesbian thinks we gave them that Second Empire room for a reason.

Valet: It's definitely not because that room was vacant at the time right?

[Valet sighs]