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"We've been to the movies," Chris said on the camp dock. "We've been around the world and now we're back to where it all began here at Camp Wawanakwa!"
"Chris McLean here," he continued. "And the camp has changed dramatically as it is now a toxic waste dump."
A giant squid's tentacle rose up and went down on Chris. Chris immediately got out of the way.
"So it's even more dangerous than before," Chris said. "This is awesome by the way."
"Here are our contestants now," Chris said.
A yacht began to approach the camp. On the boat were the 24 contestants from the first season.
Harold, Bridgette, Geoff, and LeShawna were all dancing. Owen, Noah, and DJ were together. Courtney was looking at them jealous with Duncan.
Katie, Sadie, and Lindsay were all staring at Alejandro (who was out of his bandages) and Justin while Heather frowned at them.
Sierra was hugging Cody. Gwen and Trent were kissing.
Tyler, Beth and Ezekiel were chatting. Eva was by herself and Izzy was hanging over the front of the yacht.
The yacht then immediately went past the camp.
"No!" Owen yelled as the yacht went away.
"That'll teach them for throwing me into rotten tomato soup," Chris said laughing. "Here are the real contestants.
A smaller yacht began to approach the camp. On it were the 13 new contestants.
"Meet Sam and Lighting," Chris said.
Sam was playing a video game while Lightning was flexing.
"Yes, an upgrade!" Sam yelled.
"Scott and Staci," Chris said.
Scott smelled his armpits.
"You know my great-great uncle invented yachts," Staci said. "Before him, rich people would just go on regular boats."
"Zoey and Mike," Chris said.
"Wow it sure is a beautiful sight," Zoey said.
"Yeah, it sure is," Mike said smiling at her and she smiled back.
"Dakota and Jo," Chris said.
"Hey Dakota here," Dakota said waving. "I'm here to win thi-"
"Dawn and Anne Maria," Chris continued interrupting Dakota.
"You're aura is clouded with a sort of artificial influence," Dawn said to Anne Maria.
"What's an aura?" Anne Maria asked as she began to use hairspray on herself.
"Who said you can pan away?" Dakota asked.
"Out of the way," Anne Maria said pushing her.
"B and Brick," Chris said.
Brick was holding Dakota but dropped her when he made a salute.
"Private Brick MacArthur reporting for duty," Brick said saluting.
"And finally, Cameron," Chris said.
"My first time on a boat," Cameron said.
He then got sea sick and vomited over the boat.
"It's our most explosive season ever, literally," Chris said.
He brought out a remote with a big, red button on it and pressed it. The boat then exploded and the contestants fell into the water.
"Catch it all right here on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!" Chris said.
Episode 1: Back to the Island
The new contestants were all in the water, swimming to get out. Cameron was struggling.
"Help!" he yelled panicked. "I can't swim!"
"I'll save you little girl!" Lightning said as he picked Cameron up.
"I'm a boy," Cameron said.
"Idiot," Jo said swimming past them.
She soon made it out of the water.
"Yes," Jo said. "I'm the first out."
She then turned around to see Dawn sitting on a rock.
"How did you get here so fast?" Jo asked.
"Took a shortcut," Dawn replied.
Scott and Brick soon swam out.
Dakota was on a dinghy as paparazzi started taking photos of her.
"Hey there," Dakota said.
"Chef," Chris said through a walkie talkie. "Uninvited guests here."
Chef emerged from the water and planted a bomb on the boat that the paparazzi were on. Chris detonated the bomb.
The explosion knocked Dakota off the dinghy and sent her flying to the shore, knocking Brick down.
"My hair better not be ruined," Anne Maria said as she got out.
Sam was trying to keep his video game above the water as he walked towards the shore. Lighting and Cameron both made it out as well.
B was on some of the debris and paddled to shore. Staci made it out as well with Mike and Zoey who were staring at each other.
"You know my great-great grandfather invented swimming," Staci said. "Before him, people would just stay out of the water."
"Welcome everyone to Total Drama Revenge of the Island!" Chris said. "We are back at where it all began."
"You mean we're back at this crappy camp?" Scott asked.
"Yep and this camp has changed," Chris said. "Your first challenge is to run down this path and to the finish line. This will decide your teams."
"A race?" Lightning asked. "Prepare for the Lightning to win!"
"Just be sure not to disturb the animals," Chris said.
"Yeah, we wouldn't want to disturb the squirrels and bunnies," Jo said in a sarcastic tone.
The all laughed. Suddenly, they heard a loud roar and they saw trees begin to fall down as something was approaching them. The contestants screamed and began to run down the path.
"I've spent most of my life in a bubble," Cameron said in the confessional. "This is my first time in the great outdoors and it's not so great."
"So how about that girl Zoey?" Mike asked in the confessional. "She seems pretty nice. I hope she would want go out with me. I have this condition."
"It's great to be here on Total Drama," Zoey said in the confessional. "I could make some new friends, or friends period. I really like that guy Mike."
"Good thing I saved my game," Sam said in the confessional as he continued to play it.
The contestants were running down the path. Jo, Lightning, and Brick were neck and neck.
"I consider myself the strongest here," Brick said in the confessional. "But I'm all about the teamwork."
"I'm ready to take over this game," Jo said in the confessional. "There are a lot of weak people to take advantage of."
"Lightning should be a team of one," Lightning said in the confessional. "Lightning is used to carrying his team on his back."
Jo reached the finish line first. Lightning and Brick finished second and third respectively.
"Sorry you had to lose to girls," Jo said to Lightning.
"What girl?" Lightning asked. "Lightning doesn't lose to girls."
"Jo, you are on team one," Chris said. "Lightning is team two and Brick is on team one."
Mike, Scott, and Zoey all crossed the finish line next.
"Mike, you are on team one," Chris said. "Scott you're on team two and Zoey is on team one."
Mike and Zoey both smiled at the fact that they were on the same team.
Dawn, B, and Cameron (who was on B's back) all crossed next.
"Dawn and B are on team two," Chris said. "Bubble boy, you're on team one."
Anne Maria, Sam, and Staci all crossed last.
"Anne Maria, you're one team one," Chris said. "Sam and Staci are on team two."
"You know my great grandfather invented confessions," Staci said in the confessional. "Before him people would-"
The camera then cut off, interrupting her.
"Wait, why do they have seven?" Jo asked.
"Do you want Sam or Staci on your team?" Chris asked.
Jo looked at the two who were exhausted.
"Never mind," Jo said.
"Team one," Chris said. "You guys will be the Mutant Maggots."
"Team two," Chris said. "You are the Toxic Rats."
"Looks like I'm on a team of idiots," Scott said in the confessional. "This is perfect."
"Another thing I must say," Chris said. "There is a new twist known as the Chris head. If you find it, then you can use it if you ever get voted off."
"Are you ready for your very first challenge of the season?" Chris asked.
The contestants said nothing.
"The same enthusiasm the others had," Chris said. "I love it."
"Your first challenge is going to determine what cabins you sleep in," Chris continued. "One is very luxurious and the other isn't."
"We better win the good one," Dakota said to her teammates.
"You guys are going to have to find the cabins," Chris said. "First team to have all of their members reach them wins."
"That's easy," Cameron said. "We could just follow the path back."
"What path?" Chris asked.
They then looked behind them to see the path completely gone.
"How did you do that?" Sam asked.
"It's the radioactive waste," Chris said. "Good luck to you all and don't get eaten, the animals are starting to get hungry."
They heard the loud roaring again.
"I'll give you all a hint," Chris said. "Camp is east of here."
"So which way do we go?" Mike asked.
"I've learned how to tell the cardinal directions," Brick said.
He began to look for a drift with his finger.
"It's that way," Brick said pointing left.
"Nice work, Brick," Zoey said.
Jo seemed a little jealous.
"Hey, I'm the one who should be winning the challenges for the team," Jo said in the confessional. "Not cadet boy over there."
Meanwhile, B was assembling something with the bark while his team was figuring out a way to get to camp.
"He said camp was east," Scott said. "So where's east?"
"I wish I brought my other game system here," Sam said. "It had a compass on it."
"Hey look," Dawn said. "B is making something."
B revealed what he had made. It was a compass made out of twigs and other stuff. It was shown to be working. The compass was pointing to the left.
"East is that way," Lightning said.
"My great-great-great grandfather invented compasses," Staci said. "Before him, people would have to use their fingers."
"We don't care!" The rest of her team yelled.
Meanwhile, the Maggots were running down a different path that Brick pointed to. They then stopped dead in their tracks as they saw a giant tree that had fallen down blocking the path.
"We have to find another way," Zoey said.
"Negative," Brick said. "We can climb over it."
"Then you go first, captain," Jo said pushing Brick towards the tree.
Brick began to climb over it but he then encountered mutant bugs, coming from the tree. He screamed and tried to get them off before falling down.
"Aw, man," Mike said. "We'll never make it."
He then gasped and now looked like an old man.
"Hurry up and climb the dang tree already," he said sounding like an old man.
"That's what we're trying to do, Mike," Anne Maria said.
"Who's Mike?" Mike said still in the old voice. "The name's Chester, young lady."
"Mike seems really sweet," Zoey said. "His old man impression, not so much. But I'm sure it's funny in like China or something."
Everyone then heard a loud roar coming from a distance behind them.
"Maybe we should hurry up and climb," Cameron said.
Brick gave it another go and was successful this time. Jo went after him, followed by Anne Maria, Zoey, Chester, and Cameron.
Meanwhile, the Rats were going down a different path that also went east. They also heard the roars.
"I'm getting a little freaked out here," Dakota said.
"I'll protect you," Sam said in a kind of creepy way.
"Thanks," Dakota said a little creeped out.
"We better be heading down the right path, B," Scott said.
B was about to say something but he was interrupted by another loud roar and the sound of trees rustling.
Everyone began to run down the path in fear.
Meanwhile, Chris and Chef were lounging near the two cabins waiting for the teams.
"You think they'll make it?" Chris asked.
"They better watch out for the beavers," Chef said. "I didn't feed them today."
"Hey Chris," Owen said running towards them. "Get this, the boat going."
"Hey look," Chris said. "It's Owen, who's not competing this season."
"Noah then said that it would be stupid of me to jump," Owen said. "Wait, not competing?!"
"I'm afraid you guys have outlived your usefulness," Chris said. "Do it, Chef."
Chef then put a bomb on Owen's face.
"You better run," Chris said.
Owen began to run and scream as Chris detonated the bomb sending Owen flying off the island.
Meanwhile, the Maggots were running as the roars were starting to get louder and closer.
"We're gonna die!" Chester yelled.
Zoey then tripped on a rock and she fell down. She heard the roars get even closer.
"Mike, help!" Zoey yelled.
"What is it?" Chester asked frustrated.
Chester then gasped and he changed back to Mike.
"Zoey!" Mike yelled and he helped her up.
"Thanks," Zoey said and the two smiled at each other.
"Let's go, love birds!" Jo yelled.
The two snapped out of it and began running again.
Meanwhile, the Rats were still running when they saw what looked like the camp not too far away.
"We did it!" Lightning said.
Meanwhile, the Maggots saw the camp was also in the distance down a hill but they saw that the Rats were closer. "We have to hurry," Brick said.
Cameron was behind all of them as he was barely able to keep up with the rest of his team. He then noticed a giant log.
"Hey guys," Cameron said. "I have an idea!"
The Rats were almost at the camp.
"Sha-victory!" Lightning yelled as they were very close.
They then saw the other team on a log, speeding down the hill.
"It's working!" Cameron said with excitement.
The log sped right past the Rats and stopped right in front of the cabins. All of the Maggots flew right off of it.
"And the Maggots win!" Chris announced.
The Maggots cheered for their victory as the Rats finally made it to the camp.
"No way," Lightning said. "Lightning never loses."
"Until now," Chris said. "And you and the Rats are going to the first bonfire ceremony of the season."
"We better run," Mike said. "That monster was close to us."
"That was just us messing with you," Chris said.
"So there's no monster?" Anne Maria asked.
"No, just mutant animals," Chris said. "They were all aleep though."
The Maggots approached the very nice, two-story cabin. Suddenly, the cabin exploded.
"As if we're actually giving you guys a good cabin," Chris said laughing. "Here comes your real cabin."
A helicopter dropped the cabin which was just like the other one. The Maggots groaned.
"You know my great-uncle invented cabins," Staci said. "Before him, people would just sleep on the ground when they camped."
Her team began to give her a death stare as she talked.
"And my great-great grandmother invented doors," Staci continued.
Before the bonfire ceremony, Scott was with Sam, Dakota, and Lightning.
"So it's agreed," Scott said. "We form our own alliance and we make the final four."
"Lightning is cool with that," Lightning said.
"It will be just like my wizards alliance in Planet of War Craft," Sam said.
"So we vote Staci off first?" Dakota asked.
"If you want," Scott said.
"Good thing I got a bunch of scrubs in an alliance," Scott said in the confessional while whittling. "The million is as good as mine."
While he was laughing manically, he got a splinter from the wood he was whittling.
The bonfire ceremony soon came and the Rats were sitting down.
"Rats," Chris said. "You lost the challenge so one of you is going home today."
"Just like the first season," Chris continued. "We'll be giving out marshmallows and the loser gets the toxic marshmallow of loserdom."
Chef was in a hazmat suit and had a container that had green marshmallow.
"The following are safe," Chris said.
"Lightning."
"Dawn."
"Scott."
"B."
"Sam."
It was down to Dakota and Staci. Staci looked nervous while Dakota was unfazed.
"The toxic marshmallow of loserdom goes to," Chris said dramatically.
"Staci."
Dakota got the last marshmallow and Staci got the toxic one. Once she caught it, her hair fell out.
"Oh, well," Staci said. "I guess it's the dock of shame for me."
"Actually, we changed it," Chris said.
Staci was on a catapult.
"It's now the hurl of shame," Chris said.
"You know my grandfather invented catapults," Staci said. "Before him-"
Chris pulled the switch and Staci was hurled off the island before she could finish.
"One down, 12 to go," Chris said. "Will Mike control Chester? Will Scott control his new alliance? Find out next time on Total Drama Revenge of the Island!"
Who voted for whom:
Staci: B, Dakota, Dawn, Lightning, Sam, Scott
Dakota: Staci
My goal is to get this season done by the end of 2012.