Naruto Ultimate Ninja Song Parody GO!

by Illisandria Carthain

A random collection of songs parodified by one of the many Naruto charecters. In other words: Random Schmoo. .:discontinued:.

1. Sharigan Eye

Naruto Ultimate Ninja Song Parody GO!!

Sharigan Eye by Sasuke Uchiha

I believe I can fly-

I have the super special Sharigan Eye.

And I'm wanted by the Akatsuki,

And a creepy snake who wants to rape me!

I believe I can soar-

My Onii-chan and his friends are all dirty whores.

I believe he should die-

All of them should just die,

I believe I can fly!!

Song and lyrics by Sasuke Uchiha (just kidding!! It's all by me-NARUTO UZAMAKI super ninja and Über-cool DJ!! BOW BEFORE MY COOL-NESS!!)

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(Of both Naruto and this song, not too long after this was published, Sasuke and his little group of she-whores murdered Naruto in his sleep. In court they pleaded not guilty and claimed (as I quote) "It wasn't murder!! It was assisted suicide. Naruto was just begging to die!!" They were found not guilty. Oh, and no one came to his funeral service except Hinata. Not even the priest and the people who were supposed to bury him!! Poor Hinata…)