Diane Simmons: And we're back! Who knew that someone stole the Peanut Butter recipe?
Tom Tucker: Ha, ha, ha! Wait, this just in, Diane! A giant chicken has been terrorizing the town. Now we go to Trisha Takinawa for the full story. Trisha?
The camera switches to one outside by the bank.
Trisha Takinawa: Thank you, Tom. The chicken, presumably named Ernie, is currently in the Quohog bank. I'm going to try and walk in to interview Ernie.
The chicken runs out of the bank to kick Trisha, after which he yelled "PETER GRIFFIN!" into the camera. The chicken punched out the camera, so the switched back to main camera.
Tom Tucker: Thanks Ernie. How would you turn me on? Either ask Diane or hear the story at 3