AKATSUKI DRABBLES

AKATSUKI DRABLES

Chapter 1: A Bored Deidara

Deidara was sitting all alone, Leader was out doing who knows what, Itachi and Kisame were out on a mission, Sasori was dead (that's what he gets for relying on bad art), Zetsu and Tobi were out looking for Sasori's body to burn it since Zetsu can't eat it, and Hidan was no fun to be with because he just taught his dumb Jashin religion, and Kakuzu just yelled at people for wasting money on dumb things like food and water. So, Deidara sat there bored to tears. He turned the TV on but then had flashback to when Sasori told him to much TV was bad for and he didn't want to remember his danna's death, no, not then and not ever.

To pass the time away Deidara made his little clay figures and hid them in all the members rooms, except Kakuzu and Leader because they would beat him senseless if he tried to blow up the money or the Leader. The bombs sat in the rooms until Deidara felt like blowing them up but he delayed the reaction of the other members when the bombs go off.

Itachi was first, as soon as he walked into his room, BOOM, the shampoo exploded and Deidara smiled as he looked at Itachi covered in a black dust from the explosion, but the red sharigan eyes that Itachi had activated were now glaring at him.

"That was my 45 dollar shampoo that I just bought, DEIDARA!" Itachi yelled as loud as he could, which was very loud, enough to crack the mirror.

"Sorry, I was really bored and- wait can I meet your younger brother, yeah?" Deidara said trying to avoid punishment.

"No, I killed all the Uchihas," Itachi said defending his honor of being the only Akatsuki member to kill his entire clan.

"No, I know that you saved your brother, yeah," Deidara was poking at Itachi's thin nerve until he gave in.

"Fine I'll let you, but you should know he's nothing special."

"Yah! I get to meet Itachi-san's little brother, yeah."

"Hey, Kisame has only ever seen Sasuke, so be nice and quite blowing up my shampoo before Kakuzu bans me from bathing, 'kay?"

"Right, Itachi."

Once they got ready Itachi suggested that they leave their cloaks and hats in the hideout because they weren't going there to fight just to see Sasuke. They got to Konoha in record time because they were riding on Deidara's giant bird (which Itachi admitted was much better on his feet than walking). Deidara made some comments on how incredibly ugly the village's design was until finally they arrived at the Uchiha household.

Itachi didn't even knock on the door he just walked right on in, as if it wasn't illegal to break into someone's house for a visit. Sasuke was sitting on the couch and when Deidara saw him he ran over and started hugging him like Sasuke's aunt did when she hadn't seen him in years.

"So cute, your brother is so cute I could just eat him up, yeah," Deidara said kissing Sasuke on the checks. Sasuke, who has no clue that Deidara is a guy, blushed a bit.

"Um, Itachi what in the world are you doing here, I really don't think that I'm ready for a fair fight, and who is you friend and why is she kissing me like I'm a doll?" he asked.

Not catching the mistake that Sasuke made by calling Deidara a girl, Deidara simply said, "I don't have any living family members so that makes you even cuter, yeah." Deidara combed his fingers through Sasuke's hair as his face got redder and redder.

"Well, if you are Itachi's friend, then you are my enemy just like he is," Sasuke said trying to push Deidara away but really didn't try to and Deidara knew this and continued to hug the little Uchiha.

"But you're so cute, yeah!"

"Like I care what Itachi friend's thinks about me," Sasuke said still blushing.

"You're so cute though, yeah," Deidara continued still hugging him to death. Sasuke was blushing madly.

As Deidara continued to hug Sasuke, Sakura walked into the room. "S-Sasuke-kun, I didn't know you were having guests? I'm sorry for barging in it's just that, well, I'm so sorry. Um, Sasuke-kun who are these people anyway?"

"Sakura, this is my older, soon to be dead, brother," Sasuke pointed to Itachi, who glared at Sasuke, "and this is his friend," pointing to Deidara.

"Aw, so your little Uchiha Sasuke-chan's girlfriend, yeah," Sakura blushed when Deidara called her Sasuke's girlfriend.

"I guess you could say that."

"What?! We are not boyfriend and girlfriend," Sasuke said so the blond wouldn't walk away without giving him a good bye kiss, but the blond left with Itachi when they realized that they had been there for almost an hour since they had arrived at the Uchiha household and they had to leave before Leader got really made at them. So, Sasuke didn't get a seconded kiss with Deidara.

"That was one odd looking guy," Sakura said obviously referring to Deidara. Sauke fainted after hearing that Itachi's friend, that he thought was a girl, was a boy.

A/n: well please comment! I upload the next chapter tomorrow!