This is a All Star remake because you know that season was really terrible. So here we go. :)
"Hello viewing world," Chris says as he was on the docks, "It's Chris McLean here brining you to the newest season of Total Drama! Last season we had thirteen new contestants compete for the million on the island. When it was all said and done it was Cameron who beat Lightning in the finale to win it all. Well this season will be much better. Because this season I'm putting the contestants on teams based in their past performances: Heroes vs Villains! This team it's also gonna be 14 contestants on these heroics and villainous teams. Now that all that rad info is out of the way lets say hello to the cast."
A yacht came as Chris looked at the camera and smirked.
"Our first contestant from revenge of the island, last seasons winner, Cameron!" Chris says as Cameron comes out of the yacht.
"Hey Chris," Cameron greets, "Great to be back."
"Cool," Chris replied, "Our next contestant, Zoey!"
Zoey comes out of the yacht and stands beside Cameron.
"Hey Chris it's so good to be back." Zoey says.
"Might not be when you were Mike is not in this season." Chris replied. Zoey and Cameron gasped.
"What?!" Cameron yelled.
"Mike isn't in the season?" Zoey asked sadly.
"Nope." Chris says.
Zoey sighs.
"Our next contestant, Lightning!" Chris says.
Lightning jumps off the yacht and flexes his muscles.
"The Lightning is back!" Lightning says and kisses his muscles, "I'm sha-winning this time."
Lightning sees Cameron and smirks.
"What?" Cameron asked.
"It's sha-payback time." Lightning says. He walks to Cameron and grabs him then throws him off the dock.
"CAMERON!" Zoey yelled and helped Cameron up. He was soaking and they both glared at Lightning who laughed.
"Pretty harsh dude," Chris says, "Now next contestant is Jo!"
Jo comes out of the yacht. "I'm back maggots. And this time I'm winning."
"Sha-no!" Lightning says running up to Jo, "This time Lightning will claim his money."
"Yeah right jock strap." Jo replied.
"Enough with the little touching reunion," Chris says, "Our first contestant from the old cast, Owen!"
Owen runs out of the yacht excited.
"WOOHOO!" Owen says, "Chris my man, It's so good to be back."
"Good to have you back Owen." Chris says.
Owen pulls Chris into a crushing hug.
"Um...Owen you're kinda killing me here." Chris says squished.
"Oops, sorry." Owen says and puts Chris down and notices the other. "Hey I'm Owen."
"Nice to meet you Owen." Zoey says.
"Hi." Cameron greets.
"Here's comes Noah." Chris says.
Noah comes out of the yacht unamused.
"Am I really back on this lame show?" Noah asked annoyed.
"Yep." Chris says, "And it's not lame. We were going to have Scott but he's still very badly injured so you get his place. Isn't that exciting?"
Noah rolls his eyes in annoyance.
"Hey there buddy." Owen says hugging Noah and putting him down.
"Lets welcome, Duncan and Gwen!" Chris says.
Duncan and Gwen come out of the yacht.
"What's up man?" Duncan says to Owen and gives him a high five.
"I can't believe I'm here again." Gwen says.
Duncan puts his arm on Gwen's shoulder.
"Oh come on babe it'll be fun." Duncan says.
"Let's all welcome, Heather." Chris says.
Heather comes out of the yacht.
"I can't believe I'm back here." Heather says.
"You and me both." Noah replied.
"Stop with the complaining," Chris says, "Next up we have Cody and Sierra!"
Cody and Sierra come out of the yacht.
"Um Chris can you keep me as far from here as possible?" Cody asked.
"No promises." Chris says.
"I can't believe I'm on the island of the first season with my Cody bear!" Sierra says as she hugs Cody.
Our next contestants is Alejandro!" Chris says as Alejandro comes out still in the robot suit
"NO WAY!" Heather yelled in surprise.
Duncan laughs at Alejandro.
"Poor guy." Cameron says.
"Hey Al." Owen says to the robot, "Al? Al? Al?"
"I call him the Alebot." Chris says.
The Alebot moves his hand as if he is about to choke Owen until Zoey backs Owen up.
"Our next contestant, Lindsay!" Chris says.
"Hi Kyle." Lindsay says coming out of the yacht.
"It's Chris." Chris corrects, "Next is Courtney!"
"This is not in my contract." Courtney says.
"Actually it's is." Chris says with a smirk.
Courtney glares at Duncan and Gwen.
Gwen: Man this sucks. I can't believe that I'm back on this stupid show. But at least Duncan, Owen, Cody, and Lindsay are here. Otherwise I'd probably lose it. But what I should do is try to get Courtney to be my friend again.
Owen: Woohoo! I'm back and it's awesome! I missed everyone and it's so could to be here. I can hang with my buddy Noah and I can try to win the million again baby!
Noah: Okay I have no idea why I'm back here but let's cut to the chase. I really hope I'm not on Heather or Alejandro's team. Their both eels waiting to shock everyone in their path. So yeah hopefully I'm on a team that has neither of them on it. And if that happens that will actually bring some joy for me on this stupid show.
Zoey: (Sniffs) Why isn't Mike in this season?! I thought that we were gonna be together for another season. Mike if you're listening I'll win this for you.
Chris and the contestants are standing on the campsite.
"So this season will be heroes vs villains!" Chris says, "The first team will be Owen, Cameron, Cody, Zoey, Gwen, Courtney and Lindsay. You're the Heroic Hamsters!"
"Heroes!" Owen yells out, "This is awesome!"
"As for the rest of you," Chris begins, "Alejandro, Duncan, Heather, Sierra, Noah, Jo and Lightning. Your the Villainous Vultures!"
"WHY AM I A VILLAIN?!" Sierra asked.
"MAYBE ITS BECAUSE YOU'RE A CRAZY STALKER!" Cody yelled at her.
"Cody?" Sierra asked surprised by Cody's tone.
"I'm sorry I yelled Sierra but it's the truth." Cody says.
"I don't get why I'm a villain." Courtney says.
"Well you were the villain of season two." Chris says.
Courtney: Same ole Chris.
"So when does the first challenge start? The Sha-Lightning wants to show off his training he did before he came here." Lightning said, extending one of his arms into a bicep and then kissing it.
"Oh yeah, I almost forgot about that…" Chris said scratching his head. "Anyway, this year because this is an all-star season we decided to bring back some All Star challenges!" Chris announced. "Meaning that every challenge will have some elements or a mixture of elements from the 4 previous TD seasons, or maybe just flat out having the same ones! Having that said, today's challenge will be sort of a fusion between the Total Drama first's challenge with part of the challenge that Total Drama World Tour had when we were in New York. But before I explain that, you all probably already noticed that giant mansion like cabin next to the other cruddy one right?" Chris said motioning his hands to the mansion.
"That looks awesome!" Owen said excitingly gazing upon it.
"Yes, yes it does. Which is perfect incentive because the reward for today's challenge, as well as all the other challenges is to have the privilege to stay there."
"So what's the challenge Chris?" Cody asked.
"Yeah, as I said before it will be a mixture of TDI's first challenge and TDWT's NY challenge." Chris said. Almost as if on cue Chef Hatchet walked onto the beach pushing two baby strollers, one was red while the other one was yellow.
"The TDI part of the challenge is that every person but one of them on the team will have to dive off the massive cliff that leads to the ocean. Scattered on the sea floor our interns have laid dozens upon dozens of keys, and one of them opens the Spa Hotel. Players must pick up one key from the ocean floor and then swim back to shore. That's where the baby strollers come into play. "The one player on each team that isn't diving has to push the person who swam to shore on the stroller to the spa hotel. When the stroller and the player get there he or she with the key has to check if it's the right one and if it isn't the person with the key has to get pushed back on the stroller to the beach and then hike up the mountain to wait in line and try again. Rinse and repeat until the actual key is found and whoever has that one wins." Chris finished his explanation. "Now before we get up there I'm gonna let both teams 30 seconds to see which player is going to push the stroller…"
Gwen: I wonder if Courtney would forgive me and be my friend again if I won the challenge for us. Well I'll just have to find out.
The contestants are walking to the cliff in the woods. Duncan taps on Noah's shoulder.
"Hey geek, let's say that you have my back and I'll have yours." Duncan says.
"Exactly why would I want to form an alliance with you?" Noah asked with an eyebrow raised.
"Well if you don't I might have to pound you.'" Duncan threatened.
"No thanks, I'm good." Noah says as he walks off.
Duncan sighs and looks at Gwen. Lindsay starts talking to Gwen.
"So how is gonna be the stroller person?" Lindsay asked.
"I don't know." Gwen says, "We will decide when we get there."
"I don't know about having Courtney on our team," Lindsay says, "She's really bossy."
"Yeah but this is a great chance for me to make things right with her." Gwen replied. "Just try to hang in there and I'm sure she'll tone it done sooner or later."
Lindsay: Okay I will listen to Gwen because she is pretty smart. Is that how you say it?
The contestants reach the top of the cliff.
"Oh no." Cameron says.
"Whats wrong Cam?" Zoey asked.
"I don't think I can do this." Cameron says whimpering.
"I'm with you there buddy." Owen says.
"Didn't you do it in season 1?" Gwen asked.
"Yeah but I gained my fear back." Owen replied.
"Alright before we start who's going to push the strollers?" Chris asked.
"I will push for the villains," Noah says, "I don't feel like dying today."
"I got the hero stroller!" Owen yelled and ran to the stroller.
"Okay you guys go back down." Chris says and the two push their teams strollers down the cliff.
Cameron: Aw man, I really didn't wanna do this.
Cameron looked down at the lake.
"I don't think I can do this." Cameron says. He then gets pushed down.
"Take that loser!" Lightning says. He then jumps down.
Cameron falls into the water. Cameron looks up while holding his breath after grabbing a knee and sees Fang. He pops out of the water and swims away.
"Ahhhhhhh!" Cameron screamed while swimming away.
"Sha-Bam!" Lightning says out punching one of the sharks as he entered the water and grabbed a knee and ran out of the water and got on the stroller.
"Step on it need boy!" Lightning says.
"Whatever you say Sha- Need a mint." Noah says making Lightning shot a dagger at him as he pushed the stroller.
"Come on!" Cameron says as he jumped in his teams stroller and Owen starts pushing.
Owen: I so glad I don't have to jump off that cliff. I could've probably died and besides I can talk to my buddy Noah.
Noah reaches the hotel and Lightning jumps out of the stroller and tries to unlock the door.
"Come on key get in the lock." Lightning says trying to unlock the door.
"It's not the right key genius." Noah says rolling his eyes.
Lightning jumps back in the stroller as Noah pushes off. He glares at Cameron who is being pushed to the hotel by Owen. Cameron tries to unlock the door.
"Wrong key." Cameron says as he hops back in the stroller and Owen pushes off.
Back on the cliff Jo approaches Heather.
"So girly do you plan on spending the money on make p or whatever once you win?" Jo asked crossing her arms.
"As if," Heather replied, "Well maybe a little make up but I'm not Lindsay you know."
"Whatever short shorts." Jo says. Heather spots Noah coming back.
"Watch this!" Heather says and jumps off the cliff. She comes back out with a key and the sharks come towards her.
"For the heroes!" Zoey yelled as she dived in and grabbed a key. She and Heather swam away from the sharks and took a ride in their respective strollers.
"We are so gonna win." Duncan says to Gwen.
"Actually I like you villains will bite our dust." Gwen says back smiling. Cody is seen glaring at Duncan.
"What are you looking at dweeb?" Duncan asked Cody with a glare.
"Oh nothing," Cody says, "Just a guy who's not any good for Gwen."
Duncan grabs Cody by the shirt and says, "Listen dweeb you better stop messing with me or else. Got it?"
"Duncan, let him go." Gwen says.
"But babe he's being a total pain." Duncan said.
"Let him go." Gwen says. Duncan let's go of Cody.
"Just go to your stalker girlfriend." Duncan says and walks away.
Duncan: He's lucky Gwen was there or I would've pounded his face in.
Cody: Duncan just showed me why he doesn't have a brain. You see he told me to go back to my stalker "girlfriend" he just helped me eliminate him. I'll get Sierra to vote out Duncan and get her to have Lightning in too. With that Noah wouldn't have a problem so he'll be easy to convince. I'm also pretty cool with Heather so I can get her to vote for him too. That's makes four votes out of seven. (Smirks) What Gwen doesn't know won't hurt her.
The two strollers make it to the hotel. Heather tries to unlock the door.
"Why won't this stupid key open?!" Heather yelled.
"Maybe because it's the wrong key." Noah replied.
"Oh shut it egghead." Heather says and gets back in the stroller. Zoey tries to unlock the door.
"Nope." Zoey says and hopes back on the stroller.
Zoey: I'm gonna try really hard this time to win for Mike.
Sierra walks up to Cody on the cliff.
"Hey Cody, I have lots of pics of you on my phone." Sierra says, "Wanna see some?"
"Uh, no thanks." Cody replied, "But listen I need you to do something for me."
"Sure anything." Sierra says.
"I need you to vote off Duncan and get Lightning to help you." Cody says, "Thats for when you lose."
"That will be easy." Sierra says.
Noah and Owen push the strollers back and the contestants on the cliff notice them.
"Wish me luck." Sierra says as she waves to Cody and dives into the water.
Lindsay is about to jump when Courtney puts her hand in front of her.
"Step aside." Courtney says and dives into the water and punches Fang. She comes out with a key and gets in the stroller. "Let's go Owen!"
"Okay." Owen says as he pushes the stroller with Noah and Sierra falling behind.
Owen: (Breathes heavily) Is it me or is all this running making me tired?
Owen pushes it to the hotel. Courtney jumps out and tries to unlock the door.
"Uh! Wrong key!" Courtney says as she throws the key down. She runs to the stroller and gets back on and Owen goes back. Noah pushes Sierra to the hotel and she tries to unlock the door.
"Dang it! Wrong key!" Sierra says.
"You don't say?" Noah asked sarcastically.
"I don't like your sarcasm." Sierra replied walking back to the stroller.
"Who cares what you like." Noah said and pushed the stroller.
Noah: This place is torture. Especially being on this team.
Duncan, Gwen, and Lindsay look at the bottom of the cliff. Lightning comes up to them.
"What's your name?" Lightning says pointing at Lindsay.
"Oh me!" Lindsay said, "Oh I'm Lindsay."
"You are a sha-fox!" Lightning says.
"Thanks but I have a boyfriend." Lindsay says.
"Who? Lightning could pound his face in!" Lightning says "Just look at me."
Lightning flexes his muscles. Gwen gags and bumps into Alejandro in the robot suit and makes them both fall off the cliff.
Alejandro falls into the water and the sharks start biting on the robot suit and it explodes letting Alejandro out.
Alejandro: Last thing I remember I was burned by that volcano and Chris put me on the robot suit to "heal". It feels so good to be free after all this time. I must thank Gwen for her clumsiness.
Alejandro jumps on the ground and grabs the key that falls. He then loses his balance and falls. Noah and Sierra help him to the stroller. Gwen runs out and gets in the hero stroller.
"Are you okay Owen?" Gwen asked seeing Owen breath. Owen just nods and pushes her.
Gwen: Hopefully Owen doesn't tire himself out.
Noah makes it to the hotel and carries Alejandro up the steps. Owen makes it near the hotel then passes out.
"Owen get up!" Gwen says.
Alejandro the unlocks the door with his key.
"Yes!" Alejandro says.
"Finally." Noah added. Chris come on a jet pack.
"The villains win!" Chris says.
Cameron: I don't think I can make it though another season of this show. Especially because I think Lightning wants to kill me.
Zoey: Its either Courtney or Owen.
At the Elimination Ceremony, Chris stands before the hero team.
"Welcome to the first elimination ceremony of the season," Chris says, "Hope you like our new peanut gallery."
The villains are watching the ceremony from the bleachers.
"The villains get it watch before they head back to the hotel for a deluxe dinner." Chris says and the villains high five each other.
"I know who's leaving." Courtney says glaring at Owen.
"It's not my fault I passed out." Owen replied.
"Anyway the people who are safe," Chris begins, "Cody...Zoey...Cameron...Lindsay...and Gwen."
Chris looks at Courtney and Owen.
"And the first person eliminated from Total Drama All Stars is...
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"ME!" Cameron says. Everyone gasp.
"But Cameron," Zoey says, "Why?"
"Listen Zoey I won season 4 so that's good enough for me plus I don't think I can survive another season when Lightning wants to kill me." Cameron says.
"You got off lucky." Lightning says.
The loser boat arrives and Cameron walks and leaves on it.
Chris turns to the camera, "Who will take the loser boat home next?! Will Lightning impress Lindsay?! Will Courtney for give Gwen?! All is and more next time on TOTAL...DRAMA...ALL STARS!
Votes
Cody: Courtney
Lindsay: Courtney
Gwen: Owen
Courtney: Owen
Zoey: Courtney
Cameron: Courtney
Owen: Courtney
Heroes: Cody, Courtney, Gwen, Lindsay, Owen, Zoey
Villains: Alejandro, Duncan, Heather, Jo, Lightning, Noah, Sierra
Eliminated: Cameron
Hope you guys liked this!