Anakin: Ooooooooh!!!! Looky there you guys!!! It's...it's.....Jabba Hutt!!!
They have some of the best wookie pizzas in the world!!!
Padme: Uh.....hello dumbass!!! Jabba Hutt??? You idiot!!!! The pizzas are probably poisoned or something!!!!
Kenobi: The boy just gets closer and closer to the Dark Side everyday. My teaching is completely useless. I'm assuming Jabba the Hutt owns that place......
Yoda: Check me out you must not!!! Find me attractive you must not Anakin!!!!
Padme: I suggest you listen to Yoda. You're really starting to scare me Ani. I mean we are married and the fact that you think it is okay to check out a Jedi master hundreds of years older than you is just....really, really perverted and wrong.
Anakin: Why isn't it okay for me to think that an old wrinkly Jedi master is HOT???? I mean....come on!!! Obi thought Yoda was hot for a while too....
Kenobi: Say anything else and I will make sure that you lose your manliness...right her right now.
Yoda: Like me you did???? Found me sexy Obi...hmmm???
Kenobi: Two words..hex no.
Padme: This is really terrible. Am I the only normal one here???
Anakin: You told me you thought Palpatine was hot when you were little, Padme.
Padme: (She grabs Anakin's lightsaber out of it's holster and before he can take from her she cuts his other arm off.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Anakin: MOMMY!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER CRAPPY ROBOTIC ARM!!!!
Kenobi: He's becoming more machine now than man; twisted and evil.
Padme: Yes!!! Girls do kick butt!!!!
Anakin: No, they chop arm!!! I think one of you should have to pay for my pizza.
Kenobi: You don't get any pizza. We're going back to the ship.
Anakin: (Goes into Jabba Hutt and snatches a piece of pizza off some kid's plate.) Haha!!! I stole your pizza!!!
Kid: Dude, your arm is like, not there. Give me my pizza, dude.
Anakin: It's my pizza now. Oh yeah, thanks for noticing my injury...can i have your arm???
Kid: Oh crap!!! I'm leaving!!!
Anakin: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I got pizza Obi!!!!
Kenobi: He's doomed.
Padme: Uh.....hello dumbass!!! Jabba Hutt??? You idiot!!!! The pizzas are probably poisoned or something!!!!
Kenobi: The boy just gets closer and closer to the Dark Side everyday. My teaching is completely useless. I'm assuming Jabba the Hutt owns that place......
Yoda: Check me out you must not!!! Find me attractive you must not Anakin!!!!
Padme: I suggest you listen to Yoda. You're really starting to scare me Ani. I mean we are married and the fact that you think it is okay to check out a Jedi master hundreds of years older than you is just....really, really perverted and wrong.
Anakin: Why isn't it okay for me to think that an old wrinkly Jedi master is HOT???? I mean....come on!!! Obi thought Yoda was hot for a while too....
Kenobi: Say anything else and I will make sure that you lose your manliness...right her right now.
Yoda: Like me you did???? Found me sexy Obi...hmmm???
Kenobi: Two words..hex no.
Padme: This is really terrible. Am I the only normal one here???
Anakin: You told me you thought Palpatine was hot when you were little, Padme.
Padme: (She grabs Anakin's lightsaber out of it's holster and before he can take from her she cuts his other arm off.) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Anakin: MOMMY!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! NOW I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER CRAPPY ROBOTIC ARM!!!!
Kenobi: He's becoming more machine now than man; twisted and evil.
Padme: Yes!!! Girls do kick butt!!!!
Anakin: No, they chop arm!!! I think one of you should have to pay for my pizza.
Kenobi: You don't get any pizza. We're going back to the ship.
Anakin: (Goes into Jabba Hutt and snatches a piece of pizza off some kid's plate.) Haha!!! I stole your pizza!!!
Kid: Dude, your arm is like, not there. Give me my pizza, dude.
Anakin: It's my pizza now. Oh yeah, thanks for noticing my injury...can i have your arm???
Kid: Oh crap!!! I'm leaving!!!
Anakin: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! I got pizza Obi!!!!
Kenobi: He's doomed.