This is my first Bleach fanfiction in awhile, so please don't judge, okay? I might cry.
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach guyz.
Once upon a time, I was walking down the street when I tripped on a child.
"Owie" I cry out. Ouch, man, that really hurt. Oh my goodness. What the heck will I do my foot is on fire like literally that wasn't just a child that was a FLAMING child and now my foot is literally on fire Holy Heck -
"OI. You!"
I hear a voice. "What?"
"You're foot is on fire!"
"Wut?"
Oh yeah. I just established that fact and then forgot two seconds later. Silly me.
wait.
MY FOOT IS ON FIRE OH NO OH MY GOSH HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME OOOOOHHH MY-
"OI!"
WHAT.
I finally turn around to meet my oppressor, but I'm so shocked at who it is that the flames on my foot just go out.
"w..."
He grabs a pole from the ground. literally, he rips a lampost out of the street, and then he hits me in the head with it.
My pain returns.
"oOOOOHHHWWWWW"
"Man, whatcha doing catching your foot on fire, man? How stupid can you get?"
SOOOO STUPIDODDDDDDDDDD
I am a bear. RRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRRR! FFFFFIIIIIIISSSSSHHHHHH! abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz now i know my abcs next time wont you sing with RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fish NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
my popsicle suddenly melts.
WAAHHHH
The guy that was earlier hurting my feelings grabs a fridge and puts my mom in it.
"Hahahah, what are you going to do now, foolish thing? WHKAFSHDAKFHJIW"
I don't know. Omygosh, I don't know... My mother... momma... stuck in a fridge... no...
FISH
He thumbs up. "lol, man, just kidding. I would never put your mom in a fridge."
"Oh, thanks dude I really appreciate that-"
"I put her in a wheat grinder."
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Fish.
my weenus
is on fire.
Wait i just came up with this totally awesome anime super power
"Weenus Teleportation"
If I twist my weenus 90 degrees clockwise, I can teleport
AND
if I twist my weenus 78 degrees, I get a free fish
there's a fish on my weenus
it's cooking
OOOOOOH
I wish I had 11 weenuses because if I did, I'd have 11 fishes.
wall
your mother
is my mother
I miss my mom
she's still in the wheat grinder
She's fine
but she's still in there
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Fish
R&R! THANKS