I think Harper Lee is going to name her To Kill A Mockingbird sequel Tequila Mockingbird. In that one Atticus Finch defends a Mexican national who came over the border illegally, goes to Disneyland, and gives everybody the measles.

Then again, she may name it To Kill A Mocking Bird. In it, Atticus gets a racist white cockatoo that keeps mocking him for defending the black man from the first book and then losing the trial. When Atticus finally can't take any more, he gets out that rifle he once used to kill a rabid dog, and everyone has pheasant for dinner. Since Scout's beloved father is the one who turns out to be a closeted racist and card-carrying member of the Klan, maybe they should have called it To KKKill A Mockingbird.

The rumor I heard was that in the time that has passed from Harper Lee's first novel to this one, Atticus Finch has become an attorney for the Mafia and has to arrange for a mob stool pigeon to be whacked. Hence, the title To Kill A Fockin' Bird.

Personally, I think something straight-forward, like 2 Kill A Mockingbird, would have been better than the title they eventually came up with, Go Set A Watchman. That title sounds like they got it from Homer's favorite son Bart from The Simpsons.

"Well, Bart," the book editor might have asked the cartoon character, "what do you think we should call it?"

Bart, noticing how the book editor was constantly looking at his watch, might have sarcastically told him, "Go set your watch, man!"

Here are some more suggestions for Harper Lee's sequel to her classic novel To Kill A Mockingbird:

Boo Killed The Mockingbird

Did you know there is a rock band called The Boo Radleys? It doesn't have anything to do with the story, but if they ever make a film version of this sequel, they could put this band's music in it.

Do Kill The Mockingbird

That could have been like an Agatha Christie murder mystery starring Inspector Poirot and Mrs. Marple.

Fu Killed The Mockingbird

That could have been either a Fu Manchu novel or a Kung Fu movie.

Goo Killed The Mockingbird

One word: porno.

Who Killed The Mockingbird?and YOU Killed The Mockingbird!

A murder mystery and it's sequel.

Lou Killed The Mockingbird

There's a guy where I work named Lou. He's an jerk. If someone's killed the mockingbird, I'd be okay if they blamed him for it.

Deja Vu Killed The Mockingbird

The first book was so great, do we really need a sequel?

Flu Killed The Mockingbird

This is a timely book about the importance of inoculating your children. Forget Jenny McCarthy! Maybe it was all those drugs she took that gave her son autism, did she ever think of that?

Oooh... Kill The Mockingbird!

A gay sequel.

And finally...

Jews Killed the Mockingbird

And Jesus, too.