Hog of the Rings
Hello, I'm Denise, this is my first story, so don't give me any of that "oh it stinks" stuff, deal? OK. This story is a strange mix of The Lord of the Rings series, and Harry Potter, now we can start.
Our story begins with Harry, Hermione, and Ron walking through the woods.
Harry: Hey, isn't this really close to the Shire?
Hermione: I think so, I think it's deserted though.
Ron: Don't wizards take care of the little thingys that live there, in the thingy and the, yeah….
Harry and Harmione: What?
Ron: Nevermind….
(They all her a noise in the bushes)
Harry: What was that? (Everyone leans in for a closer look)
Stranger 1: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! I got you now you filthy scumbags!!!!
Everyone (Except stranger): Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! They have swords!!!!!!!!
Hermoine: Duh! We have MAGIC!
Harry and Ron: Yeah, we have magic, so stay back!
Stranger 1: Ahhhhhh!!!! (Ducks and hides)
Ron: Ha Ha Ha!
Stranger 2: Calm down Pip, their not the black riders.
Stranger 1: Oh, well. I thought they were with the weird clothes and all.
Ron: Hey! What about you, I wouldn't be caught dead in those dresses
Stranger 1: Hey! There called Tunics!
Stranger 2: Please excuse my rather stupid friend. Hullo, my name is Frodo Baggins, amd this is Perigrin Took.
Stanger 1: I told you Pippin! Or Pip for short.
Frodo: Yeah whatever.
Harry: Are you…..
Pippin: Hobbits? Yup.
Frodo: So, where are you headed?
Harry: To see this guy named Gollum.
Pippin: Oh no, you don't want to see-
Another Stranger: My precious, mine, all mine, My precious we will find it…..
Frodo: OH NO! RUN
But it was to late, Gollum found them……
Pippin: Are you still after that ring.
Gollum: No……..
Ron: Then get out of here! Your creeping me out, talking to yourself like a crazed maniac!
Gollum: NO NO NO NO! I want the RING!!!! We play ring toss, yes my precious, ring toss
Gollum started throwing what looked like little Fisher Price rings at all of them. A blue one, then a red one, then ugly colored ones. In his attempt to get the magic ring back, but one hit Ron in the eye.
Ron: AHHH I'm blind I'm blind!!! I can't see, the world is dark, no, kinda yellow.
Harry: No, its just a yellow colored ring stuck on your face.
Just then, a galloping noise came toward them.
Pippin: Oh, you tricked us!
Gollum smiled wickedly and jumped into the trees.
Frodo: Oh no, it's the black riders!
Pippin: Uh-oh… (Pippin dives into the bushes)
The black riders were in sight now, and they had large gold magicians rings! Gollum went crazy!
Gollum: RINGS RINGS RINGS!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!!!
The black riders stopped in front of the tree Gollum was in. Gollum couldn't stand it anymore, the temptation was to great, he jumped them all.
Black riders: AHHHH you idiot! Your on our side!!!!
Gollum: NO, RINGS, MY PRECIOUS! FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
Gollum scratched and clawed at the riders, tearing at the rings. The riders were fighting franticlly in a huge cloud of dust created from the scuffle.
Hermione: It seems to me at this square distance that it is probable to predict a collision.
Ron: In British please?
Harry: RUN!!!!!
With the huge cloud of dust swarming toward them with every second the only choice was to flee for their lives….
TO BE CONTINUED!