Good Morrow my fellow Scholars! Blaze Here with my first ever story. Yes this will be the second ever Bleach and To love Ru crossover story in the site xD.

RANT! This story will be different as the pairings will NOT and I repeat the pairings will NOT be definite until I say otherwise. Not even Lala-chan will indefinitely be paired with someone. Also this story will try to stay close to cannon but I will not make it my mission seeing as I have to not seen the whole series or finished the To Love Ru manga but I will try as I have seen most and read atleast Half of the manga. Also the main focus will shift between Rito and Ulquiorra, more so Ulquiorra cause he's like the best character ever in my opinion!

Thanks for listening to me rant Now for the Disclaimer!

Blaze The Blasian does not own The To Love Ru or Bleach series. They are owned by Saki Hasemi-san and Tite Kubo-san respectively.

ON WITH THE STORY

Chapter One:The Emerald Boy and the Pink Princess

(RITO'S P.O.V)

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"Aiyaaan~ Morning already? I feel really great today. I have a feeling today will either terrifically great, or horribly wrong with my luck." A young male with semi-spiky orange hair spoke to himself as he was awoken by the light of the rising sun over Sainan City. The boy got out of his bed wearing a white T-shirt and black pajama pants, he was of average height with a slightly more build than most teenage boys his age. He decided to stretch a little bit before making his way downstairs where a delicious aroma was originating from. "Ah~ only one person I know can cook something that gives off such a smell! Good morning Mikan-chan~!" The boy exclaimed loudly as he made his way into the kitchen where the smell was coming from.

The culprit of said smell was a maturing young female by the name of Mikan Yuuki. She looked to be in her mid teens ( AN:/Mikan will only be a year younger than Rito in this story/:AN ), her figure being quite mature for her age, a bit shorter than the boy with long black hair that reaches down to the middle of her back tied into a single ponytail as she is seen cooking a western style breakfast. Mikan stopped her cooking , turning off the stove fire before making three plates worth of food and three bento boxes that she had lined up perfectly before she turned to face the boy. A bright smile adorned her adorable features as she spoke in a delighted tone. "Good morning Rito-nii, breakfast is ready can you go and set the table while I call Ulquiorra-kun over?" The newly dubbed Rito simply nodded as he went to go set the table. Hearing what his little sister said his thoughts turned to his mysterious best friend.

-Flashback!-

10 year old Rito Yuuki and his 9 year old sister Mikan Yuuki were walking across the street after school cleanup was finished. Half way across they turned their head to see a car speeding right towards them. Two sets of eyes widened in horror before Rito quickly hugged his sister to shield her from the brunt of the attack. Rito could faintly hear his father and mother yell for them to move. Rito shut his eyes closed tightly as he waited for the pain. A few seconds passed and I had yet to feel any pain. I owlishly blinked my eyes a couple times before being surprised that I was face to face with a weeping pair of adults as they hugged Mikan and I. Their weeps sounded like relief but I wondered why Mikan and I weren't in any pain. Something caught my attention as in the corner of my vision a few feet behind my parents he saw a young boy about his age behind my parents. I had a feeling I had seen this boy before, the boy was roughly my height, maybe an inch or two taller than me. He had slightly paler skin color with a mop of black hair reaching down to his chin, his most captivating feature about him were his piercing emerald green eyes. He was wearing the primary school uniform, just like MIkan and I were, a brown bag and glasses. His expression was blank as he stared impassively at the family hugging and crying when it finally hit him where he remembered seeing the boy, it was the quiet kid in his class, Ulki-no, Ulqui-Ulquiorra yes! That was his name, Ulquiorra Cifer-san.

After my parents were done crying we turned to the boy who was still there before, to my utter shock, my father bowed lowly to the boy. My mother on the other hand almost tackled the boy wrapping her arms around his body giving him her infamous tackle glomp. "Thank you, Thank you, Thank you! We can't possibly tell you how much we are grateful for rescuing our children young man! Oh wait I have an idea, why don't you stay for dinner with us, we can call and explain the situation to your parents when we get to our house" Somehow while keeping his impassive expression the boy easily slipped out of his mother's grasp and bowed towards the adult couple. He looked at all of them before his glance landed back on the two adults seeing as his mother stood back up.

"I thank you for the gracious offer Yuuki-dono but I must decline. I must head back to the orphanage before curfew. If you'll excuse me." The boy spoke in a respectful tone before moving around his parents stopping just as he got face to face with Mikan and I. His expression was still blank before I could've sworn that for a fraction of a second I saw the boy give us a phantom of a smile before he walked passed us and made his way down the street. It wasn't until we were all eating dinner that I finally snapped.

"I'm sorry but what happened out there?! One minute I'm shielding Mikan from being hit by a car the next thing I know you two a showering a boy we don't even know with thanks and offered him food, just what had happened out there?!" Let it be known that I wasn't the sharpest tool in the tool box back then as everyone, even Mikan gave me a deadpan look as if the answer should be obvious. Mikan sighed and muttered 'Idiot Onii-chan'. My dad laughed as if he heard a funny joke and mom just smiled warmly at me before she ruffled my hair. I scoffed and moved away from her to stop her teasing before staring at them expectantly.

"Right, you see Rito-kun, we had thought you both were about to get hurt and we were prepared to push you out of the way when a black blur zipped by, I felt something push me back and the next thing we know we were all on the side-walk out of the car's way, that boy was right there with us and the driver had stopped, got out the car and asked if we were alright, The driver apologized to us before getting in his car and drove off. For a second we had no idea what happened but we noticed the boy and it all made sense. That boy had saved our lives." Mom had finished her account of what happened not to long ago, I turned to dad who nodded to confirm her story.

Blink…

Another blink…

I looked down at my food in thought. A boy my age had saved my family's life and just walked off. Ulquiorra Cifer huh. Maybe I should get to know him and thank him myself. The next day mom had woken us up for school. After getting ready Mikan, mom, and I walked to Sainan Primary. After Separating From Mikan I made my way to my own Homeroom. Walking into the classroom I noticed my best friend Saruyama Kenichi talking with my other friends Momioka Risa-chan, and Sarawada Mio-chan. Seeing me enter Saru quickly called me over with a huge grin plastered on his face. I walked over to them before something caught my attention. In the back right next to the window I saw the same boy from yesterday with his head rested on his palm as he stared out the window, again no sign of any emotion could be seen on the boy's face. I told Saru I'd be back before quickly making my way to the back, stopping myself right next to the boy's desk I bowed lowly and felt my face flush before I said in a semi loud voice. "Thank you for saving me and my sister yesterday Cifer-san!" This seemed to catch the boy's attention as I could feel the stare on my bowed form.

"My sister and I…" I heard from the boy. What? I blinked as I looked up at the boy's impassive face as he stared at me with his piercing emerald colored eyes I blinked a few times before tilting my head slight and asked him what he meant. "My sister and I is the correct way to speak when you're mentioning someone else along with yourself in a sentence… Also there is no need to thank me Yuuki Rito, I was simply helping someone who needed it." With that the boy turned back to look out the window. I stared at the boy in awe as he seemed so much older than what he looked like. He had risked his own health for some strangers. I gripped my hands into fists and asked him why he had save us when he didn't even know us. His answer shocked me as he simply said "Do I need a reason to save someone in trouble?If so then simply because you're my classmate means I will do my best to protect you." It was then that I realized that i wanted to be his friend and with my clumsy luck I ended up falling down the stairs only to be caught by Ulquiorra and right there I asked him if he wanted to be friends. He looked at me with an unreadable expression as if he expected me to take back what I said. When he knew I wouldn't I saw that ghost of a smile again before he nodded, turned and walked back into the classroom.

After that day I began eating lunch with him almost everyday for a month straight before Saru and Risa asked why I was sitting with the "weirdo, quiet boy." I simply dragged them over and made them have lunch with us. I told them about the incident and after getting to know the quiet boy they realized that Ulquiorra wasn't a weirdo, just a polite quiet boy. One day after school I finally managed to convince Ulquiorra to join my family for dinner. Introducing Ulquiorra to Mikan was very amusing for as soon as Mikan saw the boy her face lit up like a christmas tree I won't say I'm an expert on females since I'm actually pretty bad with them but I can easily tell my sister had a crush on him. I would later tease her relentlessly about her new crush~. Anyway convincing my parents to let him stay for dinner was way easier than I thought although I shouldn't be surprised since they wanted him over just as much if not more than I did. Ulquiorra was painfully polite and that just made my mom go fangirl and bother my dad and I about why we couldn't be more like Ulquiorra. I swear I saw his eye gleam mischieviously but with his impassive expression I brushed that thought away. When Ulquiorra complimented my mom on the food she gushed at how 'cute' he was before telling him that Mikan helped her out a lot, and that she cooked the rice. Ulquiorra turned and thanked Mikan for the meal as well and Mikan's face lit up like a christmas tree which brought a cheshire cat grin to both My mom's and my own face. My dad on the other hand cried out in Anguish that his 'baby girl' was growing up to fast. Dinner passed relatively peaceful and we all walked Ulquiorra to the door. After saying our farewells and another spell of embarrassment and teasing on Mikan's full face blush My dad drove Ulquiorra to the orphanage to explain why the boy was so late.

-Flashback End!-

(THIRD PERSON P.O.V)

Remembering that day brought a smile to Rito's face as he finished setting the table before Mikan walked in masterfully balancing three plates, one in each hand and the last on her outstretched right arm. She easily sat each plate in their respective spot before we both sat down to talk about trivial things for a few minutes before the doorbell rung. Just before Mikan can run to the door already knowing who it is Rito raised his hand to stop her. He then got up and made his way to the door. Opening the door Rito was not disappointed to see one of his best friends standing there in glasses and the school uniform which consisted of a short sleeve white button up shirt to keep them cool in the summertime weather, green khaki pants, and black slacks. His skin tone was still slightly pale but nothing that would make him stick out like a sore thumb. His facial expression set to his normal orbs meet Golden brown before they both nod at eachother.

"Goodmorning Yuuki-kun, We shall depart after breakfast." Ulquiorra spoke calmly as usual before they both made their way into the living room, Mikan got up and greeted Ulquiorra. Ulquiorra gave the girl a ghost of a smile. "Goodmorning Mikan-san. The breakfast smells delicious as always." Cue Mikan's blush that as the years went by she learned to control it to a minimum as she thanked him. Breakfast was peaceful as Rito and Mikan did most of the talking where Ulquiorra would put his input only when needed. As everyone finished breakfast Ulquiorra offered to do the dishes and before either sibling could reply he skillfully grabbed the plates into a perfect stack with the utensils on top and made his way into the kitchen to do the dishes. While he was doing the dishes I fixed myself so I wouldnt walk out the house looking like a slob. After everyone was ready we all headed out with Rito Locking the door before catching up with his sister and bestfriend. The three walked together and two thirds of them were talking animatedly about anything while the third only spoke when needed arriving at the middle school the two boys bid farewell to the female. The boys continued their path to the High School. Walking into Sainan High school grounds both boys stopped and waited to hear the sound of their other best friend. They didn't have to wait long.

"YOOO RITO, ULQUIORRA! WAIT UP!" both boys were sure the whole school heard the loud male voice as both turned in the direction of the sound. Rito gained a smile on his face while Ulquiorra remained impassive before a cloud of dust surrounded the two boys, as the dust cleared a third boy was revealed wearing the same uniform as the two other boys. He has black spiky hair, matching eyes and was the same height as Ulquiorra with a slightly thinner build. He gave both boys a big thumbs up and a cheesy grin where the light seemed to shine off his teeth. Both boys deadpanned while holding up two signs, one with a '6' and the other with a '6.5' written on them. Seeing the signs the black haired boy slumped as a black cloud appeared over his head. Anime styled tears ran down his face. "Damnit, I thought I had it that time!" The boy sulked.

"Must you be so loud this early Saruyama-san?" Ulquiorra questioned the boy, Saruyama Kenichi was his name. The third person in their little 'Tri-ad'. Ulquiorra sighed to himself as he turned from the two boys and began his path into the building. Both boys caught up to their friend and made their way into the classroom.

Reaching the classroom Ulquiorra opened the door to their shared homeroom. Ulquiorra suddenly sidestepped a yellow and black pair of blurs as they tried to latch onto him. They didn't stop there as they began an onslaught of attempted grapple attacks, all of which Ulquiorra easily dodged before grabbing a newspaper off of a teacher who held it out for him, as if he expected this to happen, and whacked both blurs on the heads effectively stopping them as both forms dropped to the ground holding their heads in pain. No one seemed to bat an eye at what just happened proving that this may have been a daily occurrence. Unsurprisingly enough Ulquiorra kept his impassive expression on throughout the whole ordeal.

The yellow and black blurs were revealed to be two attractive females, one with blonde hair and tall stature with a curvy figure and plump breasts. The other was a brunette with a shorter stature, curvy figure and plump breasts wearing square glasses. These two were Momioka Risa and Sawada Mio, Two of the schools most perverted females. While they usually targeted females to molest Ulquiorra was possibly the only male they wished to feel up on after the first and only time they got the drop on him, after they felt his little soldier they nearly tried to rape him but his was able to escape their grasps. It is believed to be the only time anyone has ever saw a flustered/embarrassed Ulquiorra ever. Risa proclaimed to the world over and over how she wanted Ulquiorra to ravage her body and while she wasn't as bold as Risa, Mio was also adamant about getting a piece of Ulquiorra which led the two girls into the same predicament as always.

Ulquiorra sighed as the chaos subsided. He helped the two girls up since besides their perverted tendencies they were wonderful friends of his. "Sawada-san, Momioka-san must we always go through this same routine?" Ulquiorra stared at them calmly although something in his gaze seemed to make the girls feel small which in turn sent pleasurable shivers down their spines.

"Mou~! We wouldn't have to do this if you would just take us and ravage us with this gift of God that you possess Ulqui-kun!" Risa said sensually as she draped her arms around his neck and press her impressive bust against his chest. He looked to his right when he felt his arm get enveloped in between another set of impressive breasts, seeing Mio eyed him hungrily as she nodded agreeing with Risa. Had he been any lesser man he would've succumbed to his primal lust and taken the two right here and now, but he was Ulquiorra-mother fucking- Cifer for a reason. With skill only seen by a master he easily removed himself from their grasp and made way to his seat behind Rito who sat down during the whole ordeal. What was different was that Rito had a far off look and a massive blush on his face. Ulquiorra would've shaken his head had he been anyone else, since he wasn't he just looked to where the boy was staring at, Sairenji Haruna-san, she was quite the beauty amongst his fellow classmates especially Rito, she was a little shorter than Rito with a curvaceous figure an impressive bust which she hid under under modest clothing. She was someone who had Ulquiorra's respect and Rito's heart . He sighed again as he knew his best friend was way too scared to talk to her, It wasn't without reason though as every time the boy tried something obscene would happen and prevent it unless Ulquiorra forced Rito through the obstacle. Ulquiorra decided to ignore his fantasizing friend and make his way to his seat, when he sat down he felt someone looking at him, he lifted his head in the direction of the onlooker to see Haruna turn her head away from him.

Classes went on without much fuss before lunch rolled around. Ulquiorra and Rito made their way down to the cafeteria to grab drinks for their lunch. Walking into the cafeteria Ulquiorra made his way to his favorite vending machine before noticing Rito had frozen on the spot. Ulquiorra knew why as bent over infront of them was none other than Sairenji Haruna who was getting herself a drink. Her plump rear elevated and facing them giving both boys a nice show. While Rito was in a full body blush and about to freak out Ulquiorra had the faintest pink adorning his features. Before Rito could flip out Ulquiorra cleared his throat getting the attention of the unsuspecting woman. Haruna turned to see the two boys, knowing she was bent over and judging by the flush adorning Rito's face, she could've sworn she saw a slight flush on Ulquiorra's face but she wasn't sure, brought a bright blush to her own features as she eeped, apologizing for flashing them like that repeatedly. Rito began his own little episode of apologizing. Unnoticed to either of them this brought a small smile onto the normally impassive boy's face. He went to go grab his and Rito's drink and walk back before putting both cool drinks on their foreheads stopping them from making fools of themselves. They both stopped with and embarrassed 'Thanks/thank you' being muttered from them. The three then made their way back to the classroom to enjoy their lunch. With Ulquiorra taking point the other two were behind him. Rito kept stealing glances at his crush before he noticed something that nearly broke his heart. Haruna kept stealing glances at the back of Ulquiorra, a faint blush adorning her features. Rito wanted to clench his hand into a fist but he knew his best friend wasn't interested in Haruna, and if he was completely honest with himself he would be glad if he didn't get her that he could trust Ulquiorra with her. He came back to his senses when he felt himself be pulled to the forefront before the classroom door was open and he was tackle glomped by the perverted duo. He sighed as he felt their weight leave his body as Ulquiorra helped them all up. The two women decided to go for an easier target and appeared behind Haruna, getting a great feel on the woman's bust. Seeing the girls molest Haruna brought a full body blush to Rito before he rocketed back with a nosebleed. Ulquiorra on the other hand simply sighed before pulling out his handy newspaper roll and whacked the perverted duo on the head making them stop their assault on Haruna who was as red as a tomato.

"Are you alright Sairenji-chan." There were few people Ulquiorra trusted enough to put an affection suffix to their name or called them by their given name. Mikan, Rito, Saruyama, Risa and Mio, along with one of his other friends who he hasn't seen yet today. Hearing Ulquiorra address her made Haruna jump as she wasn't paying much attention. "Ah.. I-I'm fine Ulquiorra-kun... ano... is Yuuki-kun alright?" This caused Ulquiorra to look at his passed out bestfriend and sigh before nodding and rounding up the three unconscious students and take them into class,no one seemed to be surprised that Ulquiorra could easily carry three people or that he was carrying three people to their seats before taking his own and enjoying his lunch as he listened to Saruyama and Sairenji talk to one another, Saru may be a pervert but like Ulquiorra he knew that Sairenji was off limits as their best friend has a massive crush on her.

A few minutes later they were joined by the others who all talked animatedly while Ulquiorra remained quiet not really paying attention to the discussion going on. The lunch bell rang and everyone put their bento's away and cleaned up before moving to their seats as the teacher walked in and began the lesson. School flew by relatively fast before the final bell rang and the students cheered before moving to their lockers to get their stuff to go home, hang out with friends, get ready for cleaning duty or get ready for club activities. Ulquiorra was at his locker getting his gear for club when Rito and Saru walked up to him.

"Hey Ulquiorra, do you want to hang out with us and the girls today, we're going to the ice-cream parlor." Rito asked, Ulquiorra shook his head before closing his locker and slinging his bag over his shoulder. "I apologize Yuuki-kun but I have Kendo practice today so I must decline." This made Rito and Saru frown and sigh. "Aww, C'mon man you're like number 1 in our prefecture already no one can beat you- ohhhhhh I get it you're going to spend time with your stalker huuuuhhhhh~? Aww Ulquiorra I envy you my quiet friend. The ladies practically, and literally, throw themselves at you. What's your secret?" Saru practically begged near the end of his rant as he dived at Ulquiorra to grip his jacket when suddenly he was whacked on the head by a kendo sword. Rin Kujou, a brunette with long hair tied into a ponytail wearing the female version of the school uniform was in between the fallen Saru and Ulquiorra. She was almost as tall as Ulquiorra with an even bigger bust than Risa and a more mature feminine figure. She put away her Kendo sword before spinning on her heel and smiling at Ulquiorra.

"Are you ready for practice Ulquiorra-kun~!" She couldn't help but get excited to be in the presence of the only male to earn her respect. Ulquiorra simply nodded knowing Saru was able to shake off a hit like that as he was used to it. Rito laughed nervously as he lifted Saru up and waved bye to Ulquiorra and walked away. Ulquiorra looked at the woman before turning and walking away.

"You really didn't have to knock Saruyama-kun out Kujou-senpai." Ulquiorra said off handedly as the two made their way to the Kendo club room to be met with ten other people, 4 females and 6 males. when the females were sparring with each other while the male's were stretching. Rin's features shifted into an insanely wide Cheshire grin as she went to go change. Ulquiorra simply shrugged his shoulders before going to change as well. He emerged a few moments later to see Rin facing off against Yamada-san, a dedicated Kendo practitioner who was able to give Rin a run for her money, while the others were in their own sparring match, the girls faced off against the guys except possibly the only girl who could match against Rin in skill and strength. Her name is Asahina Himeko, she is the same height as Rin, light blue hair reaching down to her shoulders tied into a ponytail, like Rin she also has a mature figure and also a Third year student. She turned to looked at Ulquiorra before getting up from her sitting position and walked over to him.

"Ah, Ulquiorra-Taicho, I request a spar with you to test my improvements." Ulquiorra looked at the girl to see the determination burning brightly in her eyes. He blinked owlishly as he fought down his shock of seeing such eyes for such a trivial request but who was he to deny such determination. He nodded and made his way to one of the vacant mats in the room. He sat on his knees before putting on the helmet, and gloves. He waited for Asahina to do the same before they, in sync with each other, grabbed their bokken and stood before shifting into the basic Kendo stance.

"Let's have a great sparring match Taicho!" Asahina proclaimed excitedly as Ulquiorra simply nodded his head

"One..." Both combatants bent their knees

"Two..." Both combatants moved their non-dominant feet back

"THREE!"

AND CUT!

Hehe sorry for the cliffhanger but I really wanted to get the ball rolling on this story! As you can see here this story will have a bunch of curves from the To Love Ru cannon but like I said I will try to stay close to it. And yes Ulquiorra will be the main character but I will fluctuate the spotlight between our heroes!

I have a question for you all though, actually a couple requests but the main one will be this. Seeing as To love Ru is a Harem manga/anime should Ulquiorra get a Harem or just a pairing?! If so leave suggestions but remember, nothing is definite yet so anything can happen but your suggestions will play a big part. Oh yeah and if you call for a pairing or harem for Rito MIKAN IS NOT AN ELIGIBLE CANDIDATE! PERIOD!

Anyways. Thank you and please Review and let me know what you think so far!

Blaze The Blasian Signing Out!