Akatsuki Discoveries I: The Internet
This is a story about random things that existed in our world but not in the Narutoverse getting into Tobi's hands. Who knows what that good boy would know with those stuff. Totally crack.
P.S: This is my first fanfic, so pls don't flame me.
It was a fine morning. Birds are chirping and fluffy white floated in the sky. The sun was bleaming its beautiful rays… WAIT WHAT? WHY IN JASHIN ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE BEAUTIFUL SUN?
Okay, so everything was normal in the Akatsuki hideout. Hidan was busy praying to his wonderful god called Jashin, Kakuzu is busy counting his money, Kisame is busy promoting against sushi, Itachi is staring emoly at the mirror, chanting Sasuke lacking hatred at his own reflection, Sasori is busy working on his puppets, Deidara is busy showing off his beautiful art, hoping that one of them lands on the weasel, Zetsu is photosynthesising in the backyard, and Pein and Konan are making out in their room. All was peaceful and quiet when suddenly, our favourite Good Boy burst through the door, holding a laptop in one hand. About where he got it, only Kami knows.
"Hey guys! Tobi found something very interesting lying in the middle of the forest." Tobi exclaimed. "It gives you all the information that you want!" Tobi placed the laptop on the table, and typed in some random thing that only the mind of Tobi could think of into the Google search engine. "Hey, Deidara-sempai, look! Both of us look so cute together!" the hyper ninja said as he pulled the blonde bomber who was trying, failingly, to avoid him. Deidara was at the climax of dreaming about his art when he was interrupted by the most annoying person yet. "What is it, un? Can't you see that I'm making art now, un?" He asked with a scowl on his face, trying his best not to explode up the base just because Tobi did something stupid. The last time that happened, he was forced to spend all his savings to repair the base because a certain miser refused to pay for it, and Pein threatened to confiscate all his clay and sell them for organization funds if he doesn't pay for it. "But sempai, you've got to see this!" Tobi begged as he shoved the laptop right into his face. Upon seeing this picture, Deidara face turned into the brightest shade of red. Apparently the masked-nin had found a picture of Tobidei on Google and thought it was kinda cute. On why he thought so, only his dead grandmother knows of his twisted mindset.
"Oi, Kisame, Hidan! Have you been exposing Tobi to yaoi again? For the last time, he is too young for these stuff!" Deidara yelled.
"What is it now, motherfuckers? Can't you see that I am busy right now?" Hidan came out of his room, naked. YES, NAKED. Apparently the Jashinist was busying having sex with Kakuzu in their room and were abruptly interrupted by the blonde's yellings.
"Hidan, put some pants on." Kakuzu said as he walked out.
"What do you care? I walk NAKED." Hidan grunted as he stuck a tongue out to his lover.
"So, what is it, girly man? Have you forgotten the lesson I taught you last time you disturbed us?" Said Hidan as he walked up to the commotion. Then, his face turned from a scowl to more of an interested look. "ZOMG, I never were actually hot for Tobi!" Hidan laughed loudly, ignoring the deadly aura surrounding Deidara.
"No I'm not!" Deidara protested, but to no anvil as Hidan's comment actually attracted more members to surround him.
"Hey brat, what did I say about falling for Tobi? I thought we promised each other that we would not let anyone else in into our relationship." Said a very pissed Sasori, who was still unwillingly to believe that his lover has actually fallen for an orange idiot.
"OMG, this thing is awesome!" exclaimed Kisame, who has actually snatched the laptop from Tobi when no one's looking. "I went to tis site called google and searched my own name, and guess what, there's so many smoking hot pictures of myself!"
"Yeah right, I'm pretty sure I still hotter than you." Hidan said as he snatched the laptop from the shark-nin. He typed in "KakuHida", and many ultra hot, or should I say, inappropriate images came out. Everyone blushed. "Hm, perhaps we should try that out in bed the next time." Kakuzu said as he pointed to an inappropriate image that I would not bother describing.
The commotion went on, with the Akatsuki members debating which pairing is hotter than who, with the exception of Pein and Konan, who were still down at business in their room, and Itachi, who simply just don't care. Zetsu was glad that there weren't that many fanfictions about him and most of them only involved both of his sides making out or him and Tobi.
"Hey, what's going on here?" An annoyed Pein stepped out of his room, with Konan by his side, who screamed and fainted at the sight of a naked Hidan. Dude, she lived a bunch of guys and made out with Pein nearly every day, and yet faints at the sight of a naked Hidan. Only Kami knows why she did that. Apparently Pein was actually also interested in the new laptop, and after hearing about the smoking hot pictures, he also wanted to see himself included.
The entire commotion went on for hours, and Tobi, being such a good boy, did not understand a single thing on what's going on and even thought that the yaoi pictures were cute. Damn, screw that screwed up mind. However, no one noticed that Itachi was not involved in it. The weasel had shut himself up in his own room right after Deidara screamed so that he could continue dreaming about torturing his brother in his mind. Man, how emo.
When the entire craziness ended, it was already midnight and everyone was too tired to argue on. They decided to continue that the next day. Yet, the laptop is still on and working. Wow, doesn't the laptop has battery life? Or did someone use a secret lightning style jutsu to make it work unlimitedly? Only your great grandfather knows.
Itachi came out of his room, apparently having fallen asleep while busying thinking about ways to torture Sasuke. He noticed the laptop, and decided to stalk Sasuke because he does that all the time. That's creepy….
Upon hitting the search button, thousands of smoking hot pictures of Sasuke appeared, many of which were rather inappropriate for people like Tobi, though it's a good thing he masked-nin couldn't understand a single thing.
After staring at the pictures for half an hour, Itachi finally said, "Foolish little brother, I've never thought that that snake bastard made you into a sex toy. "
That's all ppl, remember to R&R:D Suggestions are always welcome:)