This is a strange little idea I started a long time ago and have been slowly working on ever since. I thought I'd go ahead and share what I have with someone other than my brother. If ya'll like it I'll begin to post the other chapters that I have and hopefully be finally motivated to finish it. Happy reading!

I do not own Total Drama or Yu-Gi-Oh! but it would be so cool if I did.

Fun and Games Part 1

The scene opens to an airport terminal and a small plane is pulling up to the loading tunnel as seen through a large glass window. Suddenly an energetic, handsome man bounds into view.

"Hello once again faithful viewers! I'm Chris McLean and this is a little thing we like to call Season 4! I'm here in Domino City, Japan to give you more of the sadistic yet satisfying challenges you've come to know and love from our band of competitors. This season our challengers will compete in challenges around the city itself. But will that make it easier? What urban horrors do we have in store? Find out by staying tuned to Total Drama City!"

The theme song plays and we return to the same scene. "After allowing them a short period of recovery time to get over their lava injuries, we've handpicked a few of our regulars and shipped them out here. And here they come now!"

A band of teenagers trickles into the terminal from the plane as Chris introduces them: "First to arrive are Noah and Tyler!"

"This is gonna be fun!"

"You actually consider this show fun! Obviously we have a genius in our midst."

"Followed by Geoff and Bridgette, our not-as-famous-as-me Aftermath hosts!"

"Hi Chris!"

"I'm stoked to be back on the show, especially with Bridgette by my side."

"Ahh, isn't that sweet? Now move along, you're giving me cavities." He spots someone else entering the terminal; "Welcome back to Japan DJ!"

DJ glances around nervously and asks "There aren't going to be any cute panda's around are there?"

"Very possibly" Chris responds with an evil grin "Please move along and make way for Duncan!"

"Another season of torture that I can't escape from, how perfect."

"I know, isn't it? Please put your hands together for Owen and Izzy!"

"Izzy is back and her brain is fully functional once again! Guten Tag Chris-san!"

"Sweet waffles, this is gonna be awesome; a whole season of Japanese food!"

"Glad to see that the human garbage disposal is still in working order. Hello there Courtney."

"Hello Chris. I trust that you received the letter from my lawyers stating that I am to receive proper humane treatment this season?"

"Received it, read it, shredded it. Join the crowd if you would. Thank you. Good to see you Gwen, I hope you had a pleasant flight."

"After last season, even third class is heavenly."

"Coolness. And now last, but not least, the winner of Total Drama World Tour, Heather!"

"I want to state here and now that I intend to win this game and get my prize money back and nothing and no one will stop me!"

"Ah, Heather you haven't changed a bit. Although do I detect slightly longer hair?"

"Hopefully. That dare was downright evil!"

"And that, my friend, is why we're so popular. If you all would move along we have a schedule to stick to." Everyone begins walking and we cut to outside the airport where a bus waits. "Now I'm sure everybody is wondering how we intend to do a show with only eleven people. The answer is that we won't. We have a crew of unlucky locals who will be joining our line up!"

The regulars mutter to themselves as the bus doors open and once again Chris introduces the competitors one by one: "Here we have local teen, Tristan!"

"Hi everybody, I hope we can have a good time."

"How naïve, Tristan. I believe we have several of your classmates joining us as well?"

"Yeah here they come."

A brown haired girl and a dark blonde guy step off the bus and Chris says "Welcome aboard, Tea and Joey."

"Glad to be here."

"You said it Tea. I have a chance to win a million dollars! Do you have any idea how much yen that is!"

"Not really. Don't worry about it and try not to die too early. Our viewers really love fresh meat." Joey gulps slightly and steps aside to allow a tall guy with gothic clothing and a dice ear ring to emerge. "Very fashionable Duke, I like it."

"Nice. You don't look shabby yourself Chris."

"Thanks dude. For those who don't know, Duke is a bit of a celebrity in his own right. He personally invented Dungeon Dice Monsters!" There was some muttered approval from the crowd before Chris said "Now our last three newcomers are really special for their own reasons. Presenting, the first adult competitor to be with us from the get go, Mai!"

A curvy and beautiful woman steps off of the bus and says "Hi everybody. I hope you boys don't go too hard on me." She winked flirtatiously and the guys all gulp except for Duncan who rolled his eyes.

Chris said "This could be interesting. Anywho, don't be fooled by our next challenger's size or childish demeanor. This kid can really bring the heat when the chips are down. Presenting Yugi, the reigning King of Games!"

"Hi guys! I am so excited to be here!"

Duncan scoffed "This is the famous King of Games! I floss with kids like that."

"And just when you think we can't get any better than that, we do! Our last challenger is the youthful CEO of Kaiba Corp., Seto Kaiba!"

A scowling teenager steps off of the bus and looks directly at Chris "I agreed to appear on the show, not take part in it."

"You will be appearing, a lot! If you don't like it, then I advise you to fully read contracts in the future before signing them. And don't think you can just pull a Duncan and bail on us. You're in this to the bitter end."

"Fine if I really must. I suppose it will be good for my company's image."

"That's the spirit; now that we've introduced everyone, back on the bus people. That includes our veterans as well."

Everyone does so. Certain ones like Kaiba and Heather try to keep to themselves whilst others form into groups. Duncan and Gwen immediately find a seat together.

"So recovered from Hawaii?" Duncan asks

"Mostly. I'm still sore at times."

"Well then I suppose we'll just have to make out often in order to distract you from the pain."

"Sounds good to me" she replies with a sly grin.

Meanwhile Yugi and company have congregated together. "This is great guys" Yugi says "We all get to participate together."

"True but it might not be as fun as you think" Duke says "This show is brutal."

"And our life up until now hasn't been?"

"Yugi's got a point" Joey chimes in "Besides we're going to be famous. Even the least liked players develop some sort of following."

Tea says "I'm looking forward to that million dollar prize."

"If you win" Mai counters "As far as I'm concerned that money has my name already on it."

At the front of the bus Chris grins into the camera "Looks like our newcomers are real live ones. This is going to be so much fun!"

Cut to a high-rise apartment building where everyone is claiming luggage and exchanging small talk. "Everybody got their stuff? Good, inside if you please." Once inside the lobby he continues "This will base camp. Your rooms and the confessional are on the top floor and the common area is the roof. But before we head up there we have to divide you into your teams. This season's theme is "Fun and Games" so we've arranged an appropriate method of sorting you losers."

Chef comes into view wheeling a large contraption resembling a Blue Eyes Ultimate Dragon. "Hey" Kaiba exclaimed "That's my bingo machine from Battle City!"

"Right you are, Kaiba Boy. You really should have read the fine print on that contract." Kaiba growls but Chris plows right on "All of your names are printed on the bingo balls and they will be selected randomly two at a time. If your name comes out of the left side go to the left and the same for the right. Then you'll pick your team names and remember, they have to be game related."

Chef activates the machine and two balls come out "Geoff and Courtney, Owen and Mai…" This continued for a few minutes until the teams were formed and named. The Conquering Knights consisted of Duncan, Mai, Courtney, Tristan, Noah, Yugi, Duke, Heather, and Gwen. The Royal Aces were Kaiba, Geoff, Bridgette, Owen, DJ, Tyler, Izzy, Joey, and Tea.

Yugi said "Too bad Joey, we ended up as opponents."

"Ah that's okay Yugi; it might make things more fun. I'm just disgusted to share a team with Kaiba."

"Quiet Wheeler or I'll make life very difficult for you."

Chris said "That's the name of the game Kaiba Boy."

"Don't call me that!"

"Okay, okay sheesh. Now upstairs with you all, your quarters will have been marked by interns by now."

Cut to the top floor where the teams are piling out of elevators into an open area with chairs set up. They notice that the elevator in the middle has a skull and crossbones painted on its doors.

"Nice art but what's it for?"

"All in good time Duncan. Move along, move along."

They arrive at a corridor full of doors yet only the ones on the ends have team names on them.

Mai asks Chris angrily "Do really intend to shove us into one apartment with no separation between the sexes!"

"Pretty much. Sleeping arrangements are totally up to you."

Heather asks where the confessional is and Chris pointed to a door marked confessional in the middle of the corridor. She steps inside and exclaims "It's a broom closet! What is this, Harry Potter?"

"No but great idea for next season."

Heather sighs, closes the door, and sits on an upturned bucket "Okay first confessional session of the season. So far I'm thinking my odds of winning are pretty good. I did win World Tour and this can't be worse than that. The new guys are an interesting twist but I'm not worried. I mean Yugi looks like a real pushover. Of course this season will be heavy on game based challenges so maybe he'll be useful for now. The only one that really concerns me is Kaiba but I'll manage."

Static; Duncan is in the confessional "Well season 4 is off to a great start. I'm stuck on a team with Heather and Courtney." He shudders and continues "On the other hand, Gwen is a Knight too meaning it won't be all bad. Will I try to win? Sure because if you don't they only make things harder on you. But come on games! I can just see us playing live Monopoly or something."

Static, Chris is in the confessional "Maybe. I could tell but that would spoil the surprise."

Static to Courtney "Duncan is either coming back to me on his hands and knees or he's going down!"

Static to Joey "This whole confessional thing is cool but (cough, cough) you'd think they'd clean it up a bit. Anyway, I think I have a pretty good chance of getting that million, I mean after the weird adventures I've had with Yugi this show should be a cakewalk."

Back to Chris "Adventures huh? I might have to investigate that. But cakewalk" he starts chuckling "oh my poor little idiot."

Static to Owen "Wahoo, another fun season. I mean sure every episode is a near death experience but at least you get to make some great friends. I think Kaiba just needs a hug. Not that I often hug guys or anything. It's just a kind gesture nothing you know…weird…or anything."

Static to Kaiba "I hope my lawyers are watching because they are fired! I thought I was just going to make a few guest appearances. And as always Yugi is my enemy. Oh well, I might as well make the best of it. As long as I'm stuck here, I'm in it to win it."

Static to Yugi "When I applied I didn't think they'd actually pick me. Grandpa says it's probably because of all the tournaments I won. So far I'm having fun but who knows what's coming. Anyway, I'm just going to try to have fun and if I win, I win. Joey deserves it a lot more than me though. But don't get me wrong, I'm going to give it my all. It wouldn't be any fun otherwise."

Cut to the Conquering Knights apartment consisting of a living room, a kitchen (with no food), one bedroom and one bathroom.

Courtney complains "This is insane! I could understand it on the plane but here he has a whole building of apartments and sticks us all in one!"

Gwen says "At least the bedroom has beds. Bunk beds but beds."

"Alright girls get the bedroom" Mai declares.

Duncan asks "Why? There are more guys than girls so it makes logical sense that we get the beds."

"We get the beds because I say so! Back me up here ladies." She's joined by Heather, Courtney, and (after some hesitation) Gwen.

"Oh I'm so afraid!"

Yugi said "Duncan, why does it matter? We can sleep in the living room."

"It's a matter of principle, kid."

"Well in that case I have an idea" he pulls a deck of playing cards out of his pocket and says "Why don't we play for it."

"A poker game for the beds, huh. I think like you kid."

"Thanks! Now who's playing; I'll be dealer as I'm neutral on the subject."

Noah says "Someone else can have my spot, I insist."

Ultimately, it's decided that it will be Duncan versus Mai in a best two out of three. Mai wins the first hand and Duncan the next making it a tie breaker round.

"Come on Mai" Heather cheers "I do not want another season of sleeping in chairs."

Duke puts a hand on Duncan's shoulder and says "You've got this man. One more hand."

Yugi dealt the cards. Mai asks for two cards and grinned at the result. Duncan is sweating a bit. "What do you want to do?" Yugi asked.

Duncan takes a deep breath and lays down all but one card. Yugi deals out four new ones but Duncan's face is unreadable. "Show your hands."

Mai lays down the four aces "Sorry, cards are sort of my specialty."

"It is a great hand but I don't think it beats a Royal Flush! Read 'em and weep!"

Every jaw in the room drops simultaneously before the guys begin to whoop and shout. "We've got the beds, we've got the beds."

Mai sighs and says "Ladies let's set up camp. I call the couch."

"No way, I want the couch" Courtney says

"Yugi can we borrow those cards?" Heather asks "We girls still have some sleeping spots to play for."

Cut to the Royal Aces; "Here's how I see it" Bridgette is saying "We can alternate guys and girls on the beds each night."

"Good call" Goeff says

Owen adds "That sounds fair"

Everyone agrees with this just and fair suggestion. Cut to Kaiba in the confessional "I want those beds every night but it's not wise to make anyone angry at this stage so I'll go along with it."

Cut to Chris lounging in his swanky penthouse "Oh my, it seems that we already have some drama going on with the Knights. If they can't get along then they just might be sealing their own doom. On the other hand the Aces seem to be playing nice and cooperating just like the ideal team. What will this mean for their chances? Find out next time on Total Drama City!"