It was after the party that Tony Stark planned and hosted and Clint Barton was sitting with the others on his team, the other averagers in stark's averagers tower messing with a set of drum sticks while drinking a beer and Thor just put his hammer on the table and sat next to Steve. Thor gave Steve the extra strength Asgardian alcohol when Natasha Rominoff and Maria Hill (a.k.a. the witch no one knew about except Natasha and Clint) suggested to Thor and Steve that they try this alcoholic drink called Firewisky.
"It's a trick." Clint said suddenly to Thor
"It's not a trick it's the real thing." Thor said
"'Whoever holds the hammer and be worthy shall haveth the power'. Whatever man, it's a trick." Clint said trying to prove him wrong
"Be my guest." Thor said gesturing to the hammer
"Really." Clint asked exactly
"Yes of course." Thor said
Clint excitedly got up putting the drum sticks and drink on the table and walked over to the other side of the table.
"Barton you had a tough week, we all won't judge you if you can't get it up." Tony said
As everyone laughed at that Clint gave tony a playful glare.
"You know I've seen this done before." Clint said looking at Thor
"This is going to be beautiful." Rhoadey said
"Okay I just need my lucky charm." Clint said
Once Clint grabbed it he grabbed the handle of the hammer and pulled. When nothing happened he gave a smirk while shaking his head.
"I still don't know how you do it." Clint said laughing
"Smell the silent judgement?" Tony asked
"Stark by all means." Clint said
"I'm not one to shrink from an honest challenge." Tony said standing up
Tony walked to the hammer.
"If I can lift this hammer I then rule over Asgard?" Tony asked
"Yes of course." Thor said
"I'm reinsituating prima nocta." Tony said, "I got this. It's just physics."
"Right physics." Roads said
When he tried to lift it he couldn't.
"I'll be right back." Tony said
He left to go get his iron man hand. And when he came back and couldn't do that he had roads get his war machine hand.
"Are you even pulling?" Roads asked
"Are you even on my team?" Tony asked
"Just represent and pull." Roads said
They tried and failed. Next was Bruce. When he tried it nothing happened so he tried to pretend he was the hulk to get the effect that he didn't get. Then it was Steve.
"Come on cap." Tony said
Steve tried to pull it up. Yet the only movement from it was a centimeter to him. Then he just gave up. Steve threw up his hands like he was surrendering.
"Nothing." Thor laughed
Then everyone looked to Natasha.
"Widow want to go?" Bruce said
"No I don't need that question answered today." Natasha said leaning taking a drink of her beer
"All the difference to the man who wouldn't be king. It's rigged." Tony said
"You bet your ass." Clint said
"Steve he said a bad language word." Maria said
"Did you tell everyone that Tony?" Steve asked
"The handles imprinted. Like a security code. Whoever shall hold Thor's fingerprints is the literal translation." Tony said
"That's a very interesting theory you have there. But I have a better one. You all not worthy." Thor said picking up his hammer and throwing it in the air as everyone laughed
"How can any of you be worthy with all the distraction you all cause?" A voice came
The next thing anyone knew they were fighting a killer robot he'll bent on peoples extinction on the human race even if he not the avengers know it yet. Once he escapes through the window Thor goes after him. Once up in the lab and Thor came back chocked tony but let go then the group had an argument.
"I sent a nuclear bomb through a worm hole, recall that? A hostile alien army came charging through a hole in space ... and we're standing 300 feet below it right now. We're the avengers. We can bust arms dealers all the live-long day but ... that up there? That's the endgame. How are you guys plan on beating that?" Tony said
"Together." Steve said
"We'll lose." Tony stated
"Then we'll do that together too." Steve said
Then everything went silent. No one knew what to say. This reminds Steve of when he woke up. Thinking all hope was lost till someone helped him figure out everything.
When everything settled down they all went up to the quinjet and took off. Once they landed Clint pulled out his lucky charm. While he was looking at it and smirking he didn't notice Steve and everyone else looking at him.
"Clint what's your lucky charm?" Steve asked
"It would be this." Clint said passing him the picture
The photograph got passed around to everyone and just skipped Natasha because she knew the picture too well. But when Steve looked at the picture closely he knew exactly who it was.
She helped him when he woke up. She gave him a notebook full of things that could help him in the long run.
"Wow she's beautiful Clint. Who is she? Where did you find her?" Tony asked once it reached him
Natasha gave him a 'what the fuck don't you go hitting on my niece' look.
"That is my daughter Hermione but everyone that knows her calls her Mia. She is engaged to a man named William Weasley who likes to be called Bill by everyone and she just finished up going to this private school in Scotland about a month or so ago. She helped out shield a few times during her breaks." Clint said with a smile
"Name one time." Tony challenged
"She helped me when I woke up." Steve said
Everyone but Clint and Natasha looked shocked. The fact is Hermione is the only family member he has that he is willing to give into and tell the team right away.