Serenityrhh: Yay! New Crossova series! (BTW, () is sweatdrop!)

Haruhi: I think you have an obsession with ! points…

Serenityrhh: *Turns around and faces Tamaki with very angry expression*

Haruhi: *()* Uh…

Serenityrhh: *Uses deep, scary, pissed voice* Oh…So you want to pick fights…?...

Haruhi: *()()()()()()* Well I—

Serenityrhh: SHUDDUP HARUHI! *Suddenly all emotional* WAH! *crouches in corner, black aura...*

Kyouya: *makes note* That's another 100,000 yen to your debt Haruhi *Pure ice()...*

Haruhi: WHAT?

Honey: Aww, Don't worry Haru-Chan. You know how Kyo-chan is like. So, How 'bout some CAKE!

Haruhi: Why Kyouya!

Kyouya: *pushes glasses up* oh, just because

Haruhi: THAT IS SO MEAN!

Kyouya: *laughs* Just kidding, half of it is because you upset our writer, and the other half, its just like what I said earlier^.^

Amu: So, are we like, being ignored or something?

Ikuto: This is Stupid

Serenityrhh: WHat did you say Ikuto? *watery eyes and puppy face*

Ikuto: ()...Well, I do have better things to do...ARGHHHH! Lets JUST DO THE DISCLAMIER ALREADY!

Honey: Serene-chan does not own Shugo Chara! Or Ouran High School Host Club

~Amu's POV~

This is it. I thought, as Nikaido-sensei dropped Ikuto and I off at the Elaborate Ouran Private School. We parked in front of the school, and got out of the car. I collected my suitcase and my shugo chara egg carrier. I placed my suitcase by the door and opened up my carrier. Ran, Miki, Sue, and Dia were all sleeping, and it was already 11 in the morning. "See yah guys next semester!" Said my cheery, yet clumsy teacher. He got into his car and drove into the horizon. Well, actually, the freeway to be more realistic. Anyways, Ikuto and Yoru were already heading into the headmaster's office. I had already spoken to the headmaster, Suoh-san, the week before. So while Ikuto was with Suoh-san, i decided to go have a look around.

~30 minutes later~

I don't know how, but I eventually came to a door. i looked up and saw a sign, "Music room #3". I opened the door ... and rose petals literally blasted into my face! I held my hands up to cover my face. When I lowered my hands, I saw seven hansome guys who all said "Welcome to the Ouran host club" in chorus. I walked closer and noticed that one of them, the average-sized, brown-haired guy looked somewhat more of a chic that a dude..then suddenly, the tall, hansomest one, held out his and said "Why hello, sweet princess, you must be the new transfer student the headmaster told us about." I didn't accept his hand, I pushed it away, making the creepy guy fall.

~Tamaki's POV~

Ok, so, this cute short girl with strawberry pink hair comes in, who happens to look friendly and sweet. Well, I guess you can say that i judged the book by its cover. Why? Because this girl pushed aside my hand (that I so geneously offered by the way) and knocked me to the ground. She even called me a "Creepy, perverted blondie!" After pushing me, she walked up to our secert princess Haruhi.

"Hey you!" the rude, pink haired girl said in a harsh voice.

"H-huh? Me?" Haruhi said, pointing to herself.

"Yah," the girl bent over into Haruhi's face, who happened to be sitting on the couch, drinking commoner's coffee. "Do you always Cross-dress?" She demanded. All us host froze.

"HaHAHA! That's so funny! Right Hikaru?" Kaoru said frantically, lifting Haruhi off the couch.

"Yah! Silly little girl, this guy, Haruhi, is 100% male ok!" Hikaru also said frantically. The stubborn girl didn't buy it.

"Oh yah?" She challenged. "Then explain this!" She pointed to the photo of Haruhi that was in my wallet. Haruhi saw it and looked at me, angry.

"Oh that! That's Haru-Chan's Twin sister, Miku-chan!" Honey said. Mori nodded, agreeingly. The girl was still suspicous.

"Ok then, explain THIS!" She was holding Haruhi's student ID card. How she got that, I'm sure no one knows... "LOOK AT THIS YOU OURAN FOOLS!" The girl didn't say that to Haruhi's face, she meant specifically us guys...and she was pointing to the "Female" symbol on the ID card. The Twins, Honey and Mori, and I literally melted. Haruhi just laughed.

"Well, you're the second* to know my real gender." (*Bossa nova, the bull,y found out in one of the episodes). the rude, pink-haired girl smiled, problably because she was right. Then she left to check out the whole room while i called all the hosts togethor.

"Ok everyone. I know that we aren't used to those kinds of girls, but we need to do everything we can so that she would at least appreciate us." Honey asked "Why?"

"Because we're a host club! We must make every girl happy, no matter how rude she is! We never had any girl leave the host club unsatisfied at least once, and I won't break that streak because of her." I pointed to the far side of the room where the girl was standing, stareing out the window, bored.

~Ikuto's POV~

Finally! I thought I would never leave that chatterbox, the headmaster! I picked up my bags and Amu's, who carelessly left it in the hallways. "Yoru," I called to my Shugo Chara.

"hmm, Nyaa?" He answered.

"Can you sense Amu's shugo chara?" I asked. I wanted to find her. Yoru sniffed around the building abit.

"Over there nyaa!" He pointed the a door at the end of the hallway. I got to the door and carefully placed mine and Amu's stuff by it and opened the door. As soon as I opened it, I was blasted at high speed by rose petals [hey readers! don't u agree that the rose petal jig is getting a bit boring and a bit dangerous?] . I saw 7 guys all huddled up into a group, problably discussing something. The super short blondie held his head up and faced me.

"Hey look everyone! There's a guy here!" he exclaimed. All the others looked up at me, which kind of freaked me out for a second. A tall blonde guy and a tall black haired guy with glasses came up to me, I instinctivly took a step back.

"Hey, what are you doing here, in the host club?" the idiotic looking blondie asked. He looked up at the glasses guy. "Hey Kyouya, what do you think?" he sounded somewhat secret.

"Hmm...well, I guess we could have another since Haruhi is going to Seyio high for a semester..." I saw their mischevious glances and I immediatly got nervous. The blondie suddenly said, "Do you want to Join out host club?"

"Uh, no thanks." I replied.

"But, I think you would attract lots of customers." he said. I began to get annoyed by this guy.

"I said NO!" I was turned away towards the door, but this other tall guy with black hair stopped me. The shortie that saw me first earlier was on his shoulders.

"Will you pleaseeeeeeeeee join? You can eat cake with me if yah want!" ok, I sweat that this guy has floating sakuras around him. I kept trying to find a way out, but the whole host club was in on me, asking me to join.

~An hour later~

Ok, I gave in. Of course they were all happy, except the creepy glasses guy named Kyouya, he just ignored everything and was writing something in a folder. After I gave in, these two twin shoved me into the dressing room, along with a bag with the uniform in it. I quickly changed and got out. The rest of the host club was amazed...for some reason, i don't know.

~Amu's POV~

I was just checking out everything in the host club's room, until I heard the name "Ikuto" I hurried from the back of the room to see that Ikuto was in an Ouran uniform, apparently introducing himself to the others. As soon as the host club spotted me, they froze. Gosh, such sissys, these filthly rich kids. Ikuto spotted me. "Amu" He said, and walked over and hugged me. I just stood there motionless while the stupid host club stood there with their mouths hanging open. Yes, even the cool looking one with glasses. Ikuto ruffled my hair.

"I was serching for you, you know." He said calmly. Man, what a playboy...

~Tamaki's POV~

I could not believe this. The girl, Amu, wasn't mean or rude to this guy. Did they know each other? Oh, duh, otherwise, why would they be hugging? "Amu" Is what Ikuto said. What i found out was, that Ikuto was kind of like a playboy. How do I know? Well, part of it is because just looking at him you could tell. But also, because even this rude Amu blushed when Ikuto smirked. I had this feeling that we'll get thousands of customers in the host club because of our newest addition...