…can't help it. I'm a nutcase. Poor Hinata…now she's a he. Just like Sakura! XDDDD

And I may love Hinata, but plot bunnies are truly evil things. I don't know how the hell this scenario would work out in real life, though…and the plots a bit unbelievable, but ah well...and the shortness is something I need to work on.

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It was a rather pleasant morning at the Konohagakure Hospital...well, mostly pleasant.

"Sakura! The soldier pills are out in the cabinet? Chikuso!" Tsunade snapped to her apprentice, while attempting to heal the bloodied Chuunin upon the hospital bed.

"Hai, Tsunade-sensei! Well…actually…never mind…" Sakura didn't need to tell her teacher that she'd actually destroyed them in a fit to open the large cabinet.

It had been locked, and Sakura'd been bitching so much to Naruto today (again) that…she 'accidentally' smashed her fist through the cabinet. Then she tossed it to the side and began pounding the thing, until all the full pill bottles were scattered upon the ground, crushed and now useless. And the cabinet was now rubble.

"Kuso! That's the third time this month! Some little shit keeps destroying cabinets, first it was my sake stash and then the Prozac, and now it's the soldier pills! " Tsunade resisted wiping the sweat that had formed upon her brow, pushing more healing chakra into the patient's body. She had already stitched up the worse wounds, but needed to stabilize the blood flow and heal the damaged internal organs, such as the spleen and the punctured left lung.

(A/N- Guess who the Prozac's for? Give it a guess. Its not that hard. xDDDD)

"Oh shit…that was the sake stash? No wonder you were so bitchy…" Sakura eeped once those words slipped out her mouth. Tsunade angrily craned her head at the pink-haired girl, left eye twitching and hands clenched into fists by her side, no longer attending to the patient.

"You. Did. That?"

Tsunade looked scary as hell.

The patient's heartbeat behind them stopped, signified with a long beep, and blood started squirting up an exaggerated foot in air from the unattended wounds.

Tsunade quickly turned to tend the wounds, using her chakra to form a safe amount of electricity in her palms, before slamming her palms into the patient's chest. Heartbeat resumed, and Tsunade began healing again.

"Hai, sensei! Sumimasen! Sumimasen! Sumimasen! Sumimasen!" Sakura bowed over and over, lying.

She really didn't regret destroying her mentor's sake stash…in fact, it had stopped Shizune from ranting about Tsunade drinking too much for a few days. "Demo…is there any that I can use for my patient, Hyuuga Hinata? She's really gotten her chakra depleted now from training, and if she doesn't get any from the pills, she may go into critical state…"

Tsunade twitched. 'Baka…how did she actual make it to a medic nin, as MY apprentice? She hasn't remembered anything of the training!'

"OF COURSE! In the bottom floor of the basement, there are two doors. Take the left one, and search through the shelves for soldier pills. And the door is locked, so take the master keys down there. And figure out which was goes into the hole. Got it?"

"Aa, Tsunade-sensei!"

Sakura quickly left the room, running down the halls like a mad man. She tried her best to dodge the nurses, swerving at the corners. Knocking down a cart, Sakura simply jumped out of the way, not bothering to help the person. Hell, she would've done the same thing on a normal day, so who cares?

'Tsunade-no-baka…that bitch is going to get it one day…'

Sakura gritted her teeth, pushing through hospital workers and patients as her pace slowed to stomping trot. Steam, at this point, was emerging from her ears, due to her anger. Inner Sakura was long gone, so there was no annoying bickering in her head and no reason to visit her psychiatrist any longer about voices in her head.

(A/N- Inner Sakura made Sakura a total fruit loop. Who has voices in their heads? That girl needed help! Well, besides my Hinata in High School Blues…no one! Well, Ino had an inner for a small amount of time…but still…)

"Sakura! Stop having a hissy fit! Dear kami, these patients don't need to be pushed aside, especially since they're wounded!" Shizune scuttled to help up an elderly man with crutches, TonTon at her heel as usual. She eased him onto his feet, before sternly glaring at the apprentice medic nin. "What do you think you're doing?!"

Sakura crossed her arms against her flat chest and made a protecting noise.

"I'm simply following Tsunade's damn orders!"

"Such bad language, Sakura! I expect better of you!"

"Hontou?"

Sakura proceeded to flip off Shizune, stick out her tongue, and walk off, shaking her ass. Shizune only sighed, rubbing her forehead.

"Oh dear kami…she's PMSing again…we're going to need some tranquilizers…"

"Okay…this should be the box…"

Sakura blew away the dust coating the box, looking at the large label. It said in kanji, 'Soldier Pills.' A grin spread across her face, once of her evil ones. She pulled a kunai from her pocket, slicing the tape the held the box closed, and pulled the flaps apart harshly.

A large puff of dust blasted into Sakura's face, getting into her nostril and eyes. She sneezed several times, only to disturb and bring up more dust into her face as a result.

"Kuso…ACHOO!"

Picking up the box from the bottom shelf, Sakura roughly placed it upon the counter, before brazenly shoving a hand into it. Wrapping her hands around on of the prescription bottles of special hospital brand soldier pills, Sakura did not bother to put away the box, but instead left it out.

Sakura left the room through the now doorless entryway, before pocketing the bottle and lugging the door up so that it stood once again. As long as no one touched it, no one would be squashed.

'Damn it…why does Tsunade have keys in the first place? Breaking the door down is so much easier…'

She performed several hand seals, before disappearing in a puff of gray smoke. Sakura reappeared in the quaint hospital room of her current patient, Hinata Hyuuga.

The room was a stereotypical hospital room, with a hospital bed with white covers that covered most of the fully clothed Hyuuga's form, white walls, white tiles, and a single wide window that allowed the morning light to slips through, only partially obscured by off-white curtains. It wasn't the most cheery place, but it was fine.

"Okay, Hinata-chan…open up!"

Sakura scurried to the Hyuuga's side and slowly moved the blankets out of the way so that her mouth could be seen, along with the rest of her face.

Sakura picked up a cup of water off the small rolling stand, and popped the pill into her mouth, before administering the water. She clamped her nose shut with her fingers, and soon, the pilled had gone down he throat, though the Hyuuga had spluttered quite a bit. Somehow, however, she'd stayed asleep, and soon resigned breathing through her nose.

Now, if Sakura had realized that the pill had come from the right room where defected medicines were stored before Hinata had consumed the pill, it would've saved a hell load of trouble for the Hyuuga...

Hinata: -fainted-

Dai: Oh shit...-fans her- I shouldn't have let her read the plot.