Notes|We had to write a kids' story in my English class. This is what I came up with. Teehee. I'm probably going to write an extended, more gruesome version of this one day. One day... bruu.
Little Todd Casil,
also known as Squee,
went to bed one night,
with his stuffed bear Shmee.
He fell asleep,
after telling Shmee 'goodnight';
only to wake up,
to face a street light.
Squee was out on the street,
which gave him quite a scare;
"Shmee," he whispered,
"how'd we get out here?"
The streets were empty,
not a thing in sight.
But along came a noise,
and a bunch of bright lights.
Down came a ship,
out came an alien with a smile.
"Hey, little Squee,
want to stay with us for awhile?"
"No, thank you," said Squee,
holding tightly to Shmee.
"It wasn't a choice,"
said the alien angrily.
The alien lunged at Squee,
trying to get the boy down,
but Squee ran away!
followed by a cracking sound.
When Squee turned around,
he saw Johnny C. -
his crazy neighbour,
who liked being called 'Nny'.
"It's Tuesday, you know,"
said the smirking Nny.
"You shouldn't be out,
it's UFO night, Squee!"
Squee stared at him with wide eyes,
saying only 'squee'.
Nny grabbed his hand;
"Come on, I'll get you a Brainfreezy!"
So they went to a 24/7,
where Squee got a cheery Brainfreezy;
and as Nny was going to get one himself,
the machine was out of cherry!
"Um, hey, excuse me,"
Nny addressed the clerk,
"hate to say it,
but the machine doesn't work."
"That's 'cause," the clerk replied,
"after two a.m., freezies are done."
To this, Nny checked his watch -
it was only two 'o' one!
Johnny jumped on the counter,
and he started to scream.
Squee just watched,
sucking on his Brainfreeze.
"Psst," whispered Shmee,
"let's just leave.
He's not worth the trouble,
so let's go home, Squee."
As Nny yelled at the clerk,
Squee went out into the street.
Away home he went,
slurping on his Brainfreezy.
Squee walked down the street,
anxious to get back to bed,
when he suddenly looked up,
and saw a rounded head.
Twas Happy Noodle Boy,
marching down the street.
They stopped and stared,
Squee squeaking 'squee'.
Neither said anything,
they just stood and stared:
Squee slurped his Brainfreeze,
Noodle Boy glared.
When suddenly,
a dog came onto the scene!
Snatched up Happy Noodle Boy,
as he started to scream.
Squee watched in horror,
as the stickman was dragged away.
He started to scream himself,
and ran away.
He soon got to his house,
and jumped into bed.
He held Shmee close,
pulling the covers over his head.
As he laid down,
he started to 'squee':
"I think there's something
very wrong with the world, Shmee..."
- story by mindie bolce, characters copyrighted to Jhonen Vasquez.