Foxxy's girl: 'Ello all FG and mah friend Tie 'ere!

Tie-Die-Monkey: Why are you talking in that funny accent?

FG: I have no clue.

Tie: Yeah....You're strange you know that?

FG: No, I'm just cool like that.

Tie: No, you're just strange.

FG: Hmph!

Tie: Oh come on you know you're strange....

FG: Yeah, well, so are you!

Tie: I know and I'm proud of it!

FG: ANYWAYS we're here to bring you...

Foxxy: Hey, you forgot me!

FG: No we didn't we were just hoping you would go away...

Foxxy: Hey, that was an insult wasn't it?

FG: No, it wasn't.

Foxxy: Yes, it was.

FG: No, it wasn't.

Foxxy: Yes, it was.

FG: Yes, it was.

Foxxy: No, it wasn't.

Tie: Exactly.

Foxxy: Huh?

Tie: Don't worry yourself Foxxy your little brain couldn't possibly understand adult conversation.

Foxxy: um....Okay?

FG: Now back to introductions....

FG: We're here to bring you VOLDEMORT GOES TO ANGER MANAGEMENT!!!

DISCLAIMER: FG and Tie do not own Harry Potter or Anger Management the movie. Oh, by the way, me and Tie are going by the nicknames our friends call us.

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( FG and Tie set on a couch in a psychiatrist's office waiting for their victims....er....guests to arrive.)

FG: So, Tie what do we have planned for our guests?

Tie: Don't you mean what are we going to do to our victims?

FG: Well, yes but hey, guests, victims they all look the same with the flesh burned off their skulls.

Tie: O.O You are one freaky cookie you know that?

FG: Sadly, yes. Anyway what are we going to do to them?

Tie: (Tie grins evilly)

FG: Uh oh I know that look.... That's the look you get whenever you've got a plan that always ends up with us getting our asses kicked somehow.... Damn, you've got another plan don't you?

Tie: Yup.

FG: Don't you remember what happened last time?

FLASHBACK

(This is what happened last time Tie came up with a plan.)

FG: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I told you not to make them angry!!!!

Tie: Since when do I ever listen to you?!?!?!?

( Six nazi's along with Hitler run around the room with flamethrowers, knives, and rifles.)

Tie: Didn't you at least check for weapons?!?!?

FG: I thought their legs were naturally deformed!!!

Tie: Who ever heard of legs being deformed in the shape of flamethrowers and rifles?!?

FG: Well, who's bright idea was it to go back in time to give Hitler an anger management session?!?!?

Tie: WHO'S BRIGHT IDEA WAS IT TO BUILD A TIME MACHINE IN THE FIRST PLACE?!?!?!?!?

FG: JUST SHUT UP AND RUN!!!!!!!!

END FLASHBACK

Tie: Well, that's why the government took away our time machine.

FG: Yep and it's a pity.

Tie: Well, they should be here any second now...

( The door to the psycho's...um....psychiatrist's office opens and in walks Voldemort, Lucius, Harry, Draco, Ron, and Foxxy.)

FG: FOXXY?!? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!?!?

Foxxy: I lost my temper.

Tie: Well, duh this is Anger Management. What she means is who did you lose your temper with?

Foxxy: Mrs. Z gave too much homework and I killed her.

(FG and Tie's jaws drop)

FG: You killed a teacher??

Tie: You killed Mrs. Z??

FG and Tie: YAY!!!!!!!

Voldemort: Foolish muggles, just hurry up and get this over with.

Harry: For once I agree with Voldemort at this Ron flinches let's get this over with so we can have our duel to the death and decide the fate of wizardkind.

Tie: Now, now children there will be no killling here.

Foxxy: Why?

Tie: Because I said so.

Foxxy: Why?

Tie: Because FG and I are the bosses here.

Foxxy: Why?

FG: Don't bother Tie, Foxxy's in one of his moods

Tie: Oh no...

FG: Yep, this is going to take awhile......

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FG: Well, that was fun.

Foxxy: Hey! What's going to happen to me?

Tie: Well you'll just have to wait and find out like everyone else, won't you?

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