Author's note: This is set in the first movie when Harry & Co. and Draco have detention with Hagrid. Oh joy. Oh, and I definitely do not own J.K. Rowling's story. Not that I would want to.


Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Draco Malfoy walked to Hagrid's house, accompanied by Filch. They were all very glum. Their detention was the cause. None of them wanted to be there.

And then it turned out that they would be going into the Forbidden Forest. A forest so forbidden it was in the name. Amazing how going into a deadly, restricted area was appropriate for detention.

As they entered the Dark Forest, Hagrid explained what they were doing.

All were more than pleased to hear that they were hunting for something that was killing unicorns. Obviously, anything that killed unicorns was extremely dangerous, and thus perfectly safe for four eleven year olds and one not teacher adult to track down.

But, of course, they had Hagrid, a gigantic person who couldn't use magic (unless it included messing with a hapless Muggle) and whose only strength was his … well strength.

And then they split up. Weasley and Granger with Hagrid, the Chosen One and his Arch Nemesis with the now revealed to be cowardly Fang.

Of course, due to narrative convenience, Harry and Draco soon ran into the mysterious, deadly killer of unicorns.

Being the smart one, Draco didn't freeze but ran. Being stupid, Harry froze. And the mysterious phantom killed him. In a horrifyingly painful, but short, way. A way I cannot describe due to this stories rating.

Hagrid, Ron, Hermione, and Draco stopped in shock. But they could not contemplate Harry's unfortunate demise. For at that moment, a bunch of vampires emerged from the woods and ripped all apart except for Draco.

Draco was the fastest.

Of course, the Golden Trio never stopped Voldemort. But they were not needed. For Quirrel died in a mysterious…accident. To which Snape was the only witness.

How odd.

(And, of course Voldemort wouldn't have gotten anywhere near the stone but for Harry.)

After Credits Scene

The Cullens didn't feel quite like themselves. They had just ripped apart four people! They were vegetarians, for goodness sake! How did that happen?

Of course, now they had better leave. There are centaurs drawing near. Wouldn't want the centaurs killing the Cullens. Swallowing any shreds of guilt, they vamoosed.

Edward didn't mention this to Bella.


Author's note: So, good, bad? Please review. I would appreciate it so. Not that it would have any lasting impact on me or anything.

So how on earth is the root word "ped" used in pedestrian and pediatrics? It doesn't make sense. One is related to feet and the other to a children's doctor. How is that related? And that was me, being random.